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Synapses

2012-07-30, 04:18 PM

Listen to this ladies and gentlemen...

So approximately two weeks ago I decided to make my move on this girl in my college English class. Things went rather well for the first week, got her number started talking ext.

So I offer to take her out to dinner maybe see a movie or something. She replies "Sure, but you have to drive to Herriman to meet my mom first"

Keeping in mind here I am 23, she is almost 20. The problem here? Herriman is 45 minutes from where I live and where she was attending her job.

So... I message her back "Err, are we not adults? I don't see why that is necessary. 45 minute drive there, 45 minute drive back, and then we get to hang out. I am not against meeting your mother but, your already in the city why not meet her another day?"

She proceeds to tell me "Do not ever text or call me again or I will call the police."

Well in a drunken haze this weekend I messaged her "Hi", not having realized who I was sending that message to (my fault). I go to attend my final English class before the semester is over and there is two police officers waiting for me before I enter the room...

This crazy crazy bitch called the police on me because I messaged her hi and would not drive 45 minutes to meet her mother.

Is this really the world I live in?

NewSith

2012-07-30, 05:04 PM

Gugabalog

2012-07-30, 05:13 PM

Assuming the OP is truthful (Cuz this is the interwebz and all)
(Not that I doubt the plausibility of this scenario, I've had my share of Wtfbbq moments in relation to some melonheads)
I'd say this should work out in your favor. A simple hi and some otherwise friendly messaging shouldn't constitute a track record for being threatening.

NewSith

2012-07-30, 05:15 PM

Gugabalog

2012-07-30, 05:26 PM

^ I'm confused, but does that mean it is or isn't?

NewSith

2012-07-30, 05:28 PM

^ I'm confused, but does that mean it is or isn't?

A simple hi and some otherwise friendly messaging shouldn't constitute a track record for being threatening.

It shouldn't, but if the girl is persistent about it, than it will.

Synapses

2012-07-30, 05:29 PM

I would really love to know how the same thing would turn out here, in Russia... :D:D:D

To add to the story - a girl that I would love to date refuses to, but we spend almost 24/7 with each other, we sleep together from time to time, we saw each other almost entirely naked and do massage to each other from time to time. Not to even mention that she gets wet when I do it. Crazy female beings idd.

Sounds like... you are wide open to go ahead and at least ASK...

Then again like you said.. Russia... what happens man? Do they like... cut off your balls?! =(

EDIT: Keep one thing in mind gentlemen. This woman would have been at least a 10 in your books and a 15 in mine. About 4'9 and 115 pounds, probably a nice comfortable C cup, and perfect skin, blue eyes, blond hair.

To me... PHYSICALLY that is my definition of perfect. Now.. if she is persistent like NewSith said... then it will be a serious problem for me. However. Being the smart educated helicopter pilot, and gamer that I am... I STFU, was a gentlemen to the police officers, and went about my day. Internally? I wanted to pull that bitch aside and scream in her face until she cried about how broken she is. *shrug*

NewSith

2012-07-30, 05:34 PM

Sounds like... you are wide open to go ahead and at least ASK...

I asked, she said no. I even asked her about, uhm, "sex with no obligations", doesn't work that way either. But she's still calling me, and we still do that relationship stuff... And that's concidering she's not a virgin.

Then again like you said.. Russia... what happens man? Do they like... cut off your balls?! =(

More like the policemen's reaction will be like that "pfff" meme. Followed by some advice of turning off the phone or changing the number.

Synapses

2012-07-30, 05:37 PM

I asked, she said no. I even asked her about, uhm, "sex with no obligations", doesn't work that way either. But she's still calling me, and we still do that relationship stuff... And that's concidering she's not a virgin.

More like the policemen's reaction will be like that "pfff" meme. Followed by some advice of turning off the phone or changing the number.

AHHH ok so I got the opposite thought process.. Sorry man, american media has me thinking russians are out to kill, pillage, rape, and end the world. =P <3 No offense meant. I figured they would try to do some horrible thing to you.

Anyways, that sounds like a SEMI shitty situation. I have been there though. What you should do? #1 DO NOT FALL IN LOVE, #2 enjoy it while it lasts and have some fun... #3 Keep your eyes open for someone new. No matter how hard that shit is. Just a tip from a fellow man who has been right where you are.

NewSith

2012-07-30, 05:47 PM

Anyways, that sounds like a SEMI shitty situation. I have been there though. What you should do? #1 DO NOT FALL IN LOVE, #2 enjoy it while it lasts and have some fun... #3 Keep your eyes open for someone new. No matter how hard that shit is. Just a tip from a fellow man who has been right where you are.

Thanks for advice, I really figured as much myself...

Also The Lounge is currently far more interesting to read than PS2 Discussion boards...

Tsunami

2012-07-30, 05:57 PM

sounds like she has a problem with feeling secure/ might be a religious thing. Or could be some sort of hump and dump passed experience.

Synapses

2012-07-30, 06:08 PM

sounds like she has a problem with feeling secure/ might be a religious thing. Or could be some sort of hump and dump passed experience.

You want the story? 50% of the time? We were talking about her boyfriend in high school who "died" and how she was experiencing PTSD (thank you, I was in OIF/OEF 4 times). I tried to be a LEGIT gentlemen as some gamers do to women. So. No it was not a religious thing. This girl did the whole punk/emo (not saying she is emo) look of lots of eye shadow etc around her eyes so her eyes were drawn out by the color surrounded by black.

Anyways. My honest to god plan? Hit it and quit it. I knew she was a bit off, but this woman is like.. *AHHHHHH* A god to men. "Do not say pictures or it didn't happen arse holse."

Didn't work. I DO respect that. However, had she been different I would in a heart be settle down with her.

Simple as that. She went nuts on me shortly after, even being a gentlemen.

EDIT: She ended up telling the me the boyfriend who "died" while she was in her senior year of high school (approxx 2 years ago), died of a DRUG overdose. At that point I lost ALL of my "feel bad" feeling. Dude just stupid high on loratabs and OD'ed. Nope I didn't feel bad. Granted I did to her... for a bit. =P

Tsunami

2012-07-31, 01:27 AM

ouch, well atleast we have the same faction in common

Raymac

2012-07-31, 02:50 AM

Synapses, that is a jacked up story, but I'd say you dodged a bullet. As hot as she may be, you never want to stick your dick in crazy.

Captain1nsaneo

2012-07-31, 04:52 AM

Somewhat similar to a story a friend told me. He had a girl who was basically physically perfect but she didn't like taking her meds. This led him to getting tired of dealing with phone calls from her early in the morning that started with "I don't know where I am and I'm scared!"

KnifeGun

2012-07-31, 05:00 AM

@NewSith,

Sounds like you got a case of the friends zone. I really can't help you with that. Unfortunately, I'm still trying to crack that code but with limited success.

NewSith

2012-07-31, 05:41 AM

@NewSith,

Sounds like you got a case of the friends zone. I really can't help you with that. Unfortunately, I'm still trying to crack that code but with limited success.

That's one very odd friends zone, I'd say... I mean if I were doing stuff similar to what we do to my he-friends, they would consider me gay without hesitation.

Baneblade

2012-07-31, 11:06 AM

Get a restraining order first, that will set her off.

Tsunami

2012-07-31, 11:26 AM

@NewSith,

Sounds like you got a case of the friends zone. I really can't help you with that. Unfortunately, I'm still trying to crack that code but with limited success.

friend zone is pretty simple, think of it on a scale of 1-10, where 1 is a gay guy who's just trying to be her friend and a 10 is a sleazy guy who uses the same pick up line. you could be sitting at a 2-3. idealy you wanna sit at 5 and create some sexual tension. Girls go nuts for that stuff.

you gotta be careful before putting your mmm this choclate cake is so sweet on my tongue, or i love working out, you get all sweaty and throbbing afterward. and throbbing sounds pornographic so you're throwing these sexual ideas without actually saying lets fuck, creating sexual tension, eluding to sex. the reason to be careful is you yourself can sound pretty sleazy if you do it wrong and can be a complete turn off

as for getting out, I don't really know cause the girls I'm "friend zoned" with, I would rather stay friends with.

Gugabalog

2012-07-31, 12:18 PM

Get a restraining order first, that will set her off.

You probably don't want to set her off, but a restraining order would be a great thing. Not sure how you would justify it. But yeah, remove her from your life for sure.

Electrofreak

2012-08-01, 10:27 PM

Bitches be crazy, man.

Seriously though, I've always said that a woman can be:

1.) Beautiful
2.) Interested (I used to say Single, but I've since decided it wasn't quite accurate)
3.) Sane

Pick two.

You got Beautiful and Interested, so of course she wasn't Sane. That's how it works, my friend. Either that, or she was Beautiful and Sane, and you're actually a really creepy guy. :p

I won't say what my fiancee is, but I can say that she's definitely not unattractive and she said yes when I put a ring on her finger... and though the rules still hold true, I wouldn't give her up! :D