If you were a dictator

[TheDAWinz]

what would you do if you were a dictator? I would execute everyone who would disagree with me :P

[Electrofreak]

what would you do if you were a dictator? I would execute everyone who would disagree with me :P

Get a gigantic yacht with lots of bikini babes and surround it with a naval perimeter to keep away the undesirables. :)

[TheDAWinz]

Get a gigantic yacht with lots of bikini babes and surround it with a naval perimeter to keep away the undesirables. :)

I would declare war on you and steal all of your stuff.

[Electrofreak]

I would declare war on you and steal all of your stuff.

Gotta get through my Navy, man. And I'm an indiscriminate dictator, so expect anthrax-tipped warheads and all sorts of nastiness. :devilwink

[Ait'al]

I would hand out ketchup and tell everyone to eat me!

[zukas]

Make ice palace in Auraxis worth... 1 Billion Dollars

[TheDAWinz]

Make ice palace in Auraxis worth... 1 Billion Dollars

Great!

[Gugabalog]

I would ban religious institutions, while making it very clear that I strongly support the right to believe what one wants within one's private life. (So long as no harm is inflicted i.e. racism)

[TheDAWinz]

I would ban religious institutions, while making it very clear that I strongly support the right to believe what one wants within one's private life. (So long as no harm is inflicted i.e. racism)

Great! True people who are believers wouldn't go out and force their "beliefs" down people's throat.

[Baneblade]

1. Make citizen firearm ownership outlawed and punishable by firing squad.

2. Institute the Hall of Justice and introduce Street Judges.

3. Have a harem with 1098 women. Three each day of the year and six on leap day.

4. Mandate all of my subjects to serve a minimum of two years in the military. Men and women.

5. Make my title Admiral General and change my name to Aladeen.

[Electrofreak]

1. Make citizen firearm ownership outlawed and punishable by firing squad.

2. Institute the Hall of Justice and introduce Street Judges.

3. Have a harem with 1098 women. Three each day of the year and six on leap day.

4. Mandate all of my subjects to serve a minimum of two years in the military. Men and women.

5. Make my title Admiral General and change my name to Aladeen.

You seem to have put some thought into this... :p

[Sirro]

1.) Fire the Jersey Shore crew and the Kardashians into the sun via a rocket.

2.) Beat anyone senseless who needs to be so obnoxious about their love for MLP, If
the nonsense won't stop, consider it banned!

3.) I would bring back gladiatorial games, I think murderous swine would think twice about it if there's a chance a lion might eat them.

4.) My enemies would be shot into space and forced to watch bad movies.

5.) All Pabst drinkers who drink it to be ironic shall be exiled, Drink it because you are broke and you like the taste. Oh Hell if I consider you a hipster I am just going to go ahead and exile you.

6.) Let's just go ahead and put the hipsters on the same rocket the Kardashians and Jersey shore crew reside.

7.) I will promise to be 10% less murderous then the general average dictator

8.) All Analysts who study dictators shall be exiled.

[RawketLawnchair]

Create a grandiose marketing campaign to get people into a PC game beta, then at the end tell them there is no priority, besides people with the best hardware.

[duomaxwl]

I'd have anyone who do not use their blinkers executed.

[MorioMortis]

I would reread the Evil Overlord List (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html), and memorize every single line by heart until they are ingraved into my mind, at which point it will be annihilated from existence by an army of young wannabee hackers on the payroll.

I would then attempt to be a more or less enlightened leader for the masses, because happy people are more productive than fearful ones, and all the money saved on public repression can be invested in though control and propaganda :D.

[FriarFin]

The world would be steam era, because that was the best time: Where there were pistons and gears grinding, actual people doing labor instead of robots, fantastic creations to marvel the world.
Of coarse, modern tech would continue behind closed doors.
Until I learn how to modify atoms to make infinite matter of my choice.
Infinite resources. Infinite energy.
And then I'll search the stars. We can't be alone.

[Canaris]

I'd go down as the greatest Dictator of all time, fame or infamy I'd let history decide.

[mindmines]

I would make a complicated Head Quarters. I would make my air ducts so small, no one could fit through them. I would have computer terminals giving a map of the entire complex. But, the control room will be labeled Trash Disposal Room and the the Trash Disposal Room will be the Control Room. In my control room, the self destruct button will be a small blue button located under my chair. My army will be dressed in bright encouraging colors to throw off the enemy. Although storm troopers and Nazi soldiers had cool uniforms, they all eventually failed. Another thing, I will have a little kid go over my evil plans and if he can find any errors, I will fix them. We all know the simple things are what destroy a plan:/



There is more to my plan, but then again, that's for my eyes only.

[FriarFin]

Army colors. I had almost forgot.
Purple, with red tinges. Towering tripods, mechanized infantry. Starships of steam and brass.
This thread is getting my mind moving.

[Gugabalog]

I would outlaw fat people and cats.

I'm on the heavier side (Large gut but not to the scale of say Peter Griffin) but I find the idea of outlawing overweight people hilarious. In a cartooish way atleast. It reminds me of the cardio scene from zombieland. That and a guerilla army of people who are soft as a teddy bear physically just...seems so ridiculous.

Not trying to sound prejudiced. The notion that such a thing would ever need to exist just seems so cartoonish that I can't help but be amused.

Oh and don't get me started on the Cat-Outcast alliance...


Wait...if you're outlawing fat people and cats....does that mean you're outlawing FAT CATS? *dun dun tish*

I'm here all night people...

[mindmines]

^ Haha that's just wrong.

[FriarFin]

To you it is.
To him it could be anything.

[Kitsune]

I'd force everyone to be nice! Hahahahaha!

Shame dictators can't even do that...

[P Nutz]

Make everyone convert to the New Conglomerate. :p