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Tobias
2003-03-24, 09:39 AM
If you had one wish, what would you wish for?


God like powers here.

Hamma
2003-03-24, 09:40 AM
Naked women, who want me, everywhere.

Zatrais
2003-03-24, 09:45 AM
I'd wish for unlimited wishes

Tobias
2003-03-24, 09:46 AM
With God Like powers you could create legions of nekkid girls who want you.

TimberWolf2K
2003-03-24, 09:50 AM
I wish I had the biggest Pecker (http://apathy.malism.com/fuck.cock.jpg) In the world!

CockRoach
2003-03-24, 09:58 AM
id wish for planetside to come out tomorrow.... but id settle with god powers

KoldFusion
2003-03-24, 10:04 AM
I'd wish for the ugly demise of all terrorists

PR24
2003-03-24, 10:04 AM
7 wives that are all hot and love each other :lol:

Rainer
2003-03-24, 11:53 AM
The ability to fly, or to be able to lift very heavy objects,or to shoot fire balls out of my hand nothin special:D

Camping Carl
2003-03-24, 11:58 AM
I'd use my wish to steal all the stuff you guys got from your wishes.

MrVulcan
2003-03-24, 12:02 PM
assuming that I cant get a bunch of wishes, I would take all the powers of Q, or if it had to be some 1 power, etc, I would want somehting along the lines of an ubber jedi mind trick

Blitzkrieg
2003-03-24, 12:03 PM
I wish I could wrighte....

EineBeBoP
2003-03-24, 12:16 PM
I'd wish that nobody's wishes would come true.

Yes, I am evil like that.

Civilian
2003-03-24, 12:20 PM
Every mans wish from 10 to 60, the power to go invisible. :D

MrVulcan
2003-03-24, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Civilian
Every mans wish from 10 to 60, the power to go invisible. :D

nonono, phase out, so you can walk through stuff, and be invisible :p

Revolution
2003-03-24, 01:12 PM
I'd make the entire human race peaceful and turn them into a 'Star Trek' like society where the quest for material gain is diminished along with money, and the quest is for exploration and science and art ....... Stuff like that.......





















WHAT?!??!?!?!?

Ezcactus
2003-03-24, 01:56 PM
hmmm... i would wish for... horns on my head!

no wait, maybe something else. ooh!

i would wish for magic powers! can i wish for magic powers and horns?

ahh i got it! I would wish for magical powers, and use them to put horns on my head!

Explosive17
2003-03-24, 05:19 PM
TimberWolf2K's message was the funnist


I wish I had the biggest Pecker In the world!http://apathy.malism.com/fuck.cock.jpg

OneManArmy
2003-03-24, 05:21 PM
wish I had a couple million dollars.... thats about it... sure I could ask for more but I'd be straight with just that..

Zumthor
2003-03-24, 05:43 PM
the best power of all is to be able to read people's minds. WIth that you could cheat on test, find out if girls like you. And since thoes are the two most important things in life, id be set :D

MrVulcan
2003-03-24, 06:37 PM
why read them whne you can control them :p

JonnyK
2003-03-24, 08:09 PM
i'd wish for "invisible_noclip_mode" enabled on me in real life whenever i wanted, as in i could toggle it. then i'd be able to go invisible, fly, go through walls. if i had to pick one power it'd be invisibility or flight, i can't decide which would be more useful.... damnit i want both

Navaron
2003-03-24, 08:12 PM
To be President of the US of A.

Lexington_Steele
2003-03-25, 03:48 AM
Oh man, there can only be one responsable wish:
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men.

(I would probably go with something closer to godlike powers tho ;) )

Lanizer
2003-03-25, 06:04 AM
I'll wish for many more wish

Sputty
2003-03-25, 01:18 PM
I'd wish for more Schopenbulbs to bolster my Legions.

MrVulcan
2003-03-25, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
Oh man, there can only be one responsable wish:
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men.

(I would probably go with something closer to godlike powers tho ;) )

well if you had ubber powers, couldnt you just make everyone at peace? :p

Rainer
2003-03-25, 01:42 PM
You could or else :blowup:

Da King
2003-03-25, 01:48 PM
I'd wish for mmmmmm food

I'd relly like some food now

haven't eaten breakfast or lunch or dinner last night *brain no work good now*

how about some food

mmmm food, good

I'd even eat mmmmmm :spam: spam

Or no I'd wish for power to steal all food so I can eat and give food to people who need it

diluted
2003-03-25, 01:52 PM
god powers are lame.



















but fun

Doobz
2003-03-25, 11:57 PM
Sputty, i believe the battle between the schopenbulbs and the dachsunds has concluded, and it the victory went to the dachsunds because their form transcends what is comprehendable by the schopenbulbs.

what makes you think more will help?

:)

Crono
2003-03-25, 11:59 PM
Reasonable sleep.

BUGGER
2003-03-26, 12:48 AM
God powers, nude gals, 1000000000000 more wishes, food (pizza and spagetti), tv crap, computr crap, maybe PlanetSide.....:p

CDaws
2003-03-26, 01:05 AM
I'll keep it a simple one that will cover anything and everything. I would wish to be happy and there's a vast amount of things in this world that would make me happy.

Denali
2003-03-26, 08:46 PM
I second Ranger. I wish for everyone to be happy forever, without the help of any herbal remedies :D

diluted
2003-03-26, 08:47 PM
my wish would be infinite duct tape and wd-40. if it moves and not supposed to then use the duct tape. if it doesnt move and is suposed to then use the wd-40.


na screw that god powers weeee.

Toimu
2003-03-26, 08:50 PM
The abilty to control Quarks.

TimberWolf2K
2003-03-26, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by diluted
my wish would be infinite duct tape and wd-40. if it moves and not supposed to then use the duct tape. if it doesnt move and is suposed to then use the wd-40.

:rofl:

Your are my new god!

*gives up Offerings of Duct tape and wd-40 to Diluted*

I am not worthy to bask in your presents, do not Smite me down oh' wielder of the Duct tape! *cowers*

diluted
2003-03-26, 09:05 PM
wow awesome :D

Lexington_Steele
2003-03-27, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by MrVulcan
well if you had ubber powers, couldnt you just make everyone at peace? :p
Where's the fun in that? :p

colinisinhere
2003-03-27, 02:21 PM
I wish i had a 234097324982374893724gig computer with 948375938425750127945mb of dddddddddr RAM (duoble double double... data rate) and a GeForce29073 TI w/ 100000000000000mb!!!!!!!!!!!! and planetside was free.

and of course some duct tape and taco bell to top it all off.

mr_luc
2003-03-27, 02:26 PM
I would wish for 3 more wishes.

And then I would wish for:

1. Immortal youth.

2. 100 billion dollars.

3. A ten-inch penis.

Yup. That pretty much wraps it up.

Confectrix
2003-03-27, 07:49 PM
Wisdom.

Peacemaker
2003-03-27, 08:15 PM
I would have to wish for more wishes. My next wish would be money in PS. Then i would wish that PS shipped with 3000 more vehicals 3000 more guns 3000 more armour types and a vr thing that when used every move in it would be shown in the game as if real life. Then i would wish that we could live in the PS world b/c it had a time distortion field that slowed time down outside of the game (5 hours inside PS= 1 min in real world) . Um If i reached into my left back pocket there would be a 20 $ bill no matter what my back right has 10s my front left has 5s and my front right has 1s and the little fith pocket has 100$ bills in it. Then i would wish for that computer the other guy wished for but with 5 monitors, then comes the alternate dimension filled with a copy of every woman i have ever fantisized about ready to do my bidding and um um um.... oh yea Sadam Hussien and Osama but they cant die and heal after 1 hour and are locked in a room with eachother and a camel that is insanely horny 24/7 with a chest filled with weapons of everytipe on this planet and in its future. PHEW that was a long list. anything else? Other than the insta microwaveable foods like in spy kids lol nope.

:usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa:

Led
2003-03-27, 09:38 PM
Some more french fries. I knew I should have gotten super size :(

Navaron
2003-03-27, 09:39 PM
Howabout some freedom fries baby!

/d'oh

Led
2003-03-27, 09:41 PM
*stabs you with her milkshake straw*

Sputty
2003-03-27, 09:43 PM
I want him to BLEED! Stab harder!

Navaron
2003-03-27, 09:56 PM
/runs away bleeding profusely from the eyes....

Sonofabitch, it's the DNC Fast food convention!!!!!!

touch_me
2003-03-27, 10:07 PM
Definatly a sub, i could really go for a sub right now.