View Full Version : Look ma, no hands!
Ezcactus
2003-03-26, 12:45 PM
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0303/0326nohands.html
:eek:
Tekneke
2003-03-26, 01:11 PM
lmao!! :jawdrop:
I have a wife no need for sex machines :D
Squeeky
2003-03-26, 02:34 PM
We had our employees give the SOM a test to determine the correct length, depth and speed of the vertical movements
^^ Dream job right there
Artificial vagina tester :brow:
Originally posted by PR24
I have a wife no need for sex machines :D
pfff...
How long have you been married? Your opinion will change in time.
Enkidu
2003-03-26, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by PR24
I have a wife no need for sex machines :D
Just wait. It will change
Man this is so stupid, why the hell woulod i want that crap?! I'm not that desperate, that thing is sick and disgutsting, the owners should be ashamed!!
....
So when is it being released in North America?
What? I just wanted to know so i can.... ummmm.... protest....yeah....that will do....
OneManArmy
2003-03-26, 04:04 PM
We had our employees give the SOM a test to determine the correct length, depth and speed of the vertical movements.
wait a minute... they had japanese test it??? then its definitly going to be too small for my American size "King Dong" :brow:
Hmm..
He does have a point there.
Crono
2003-03-26, 04:43 PM
Sure would be awkward to asking for one of those for Christmas.
You can't be serious?
We live in a world full of sluts and you're concerned about getting a sex machine? :lol:
Crono
2003-03-26, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
You can't be serious?
We live in a world full of sluts and you're concerned about getting a sex machine? :lol:
Rofl! :rofl: :lol:
Timormi
2003-03-26, 06:52 PM
wow!!:eek:
Hamma
2003-03-26, 07:05 PM
I have one.
Fire_Monkey
2003-03-26, 07:25 PM
:rofl:
Rainer
2003-03-26, 08:28 PM
:rofl:
TheAvantGawk
2003-03-26, 09:42 PM
they had japanese test it??? then its definitly going to be too small for my American size "King Dong"
:lol:
Format
2003-03-26, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
I have one.
Does the womans version work well hamma? lol jk :love:
Originally posted by Hamma
I have one.
I'm not really sure if he's kidding or not.
:p
Jaged
2003-03-27, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Hamma
I have one.
A whore, a penis, or one of those SOM's?
Unfortunatly, I can see it now.
PSU News: Today Hamma was critically injured when his masterbation unit brutally attacked him. Police said they could hear as the machine relentlessly yanked his wanker while he screamed in horrific pain.
Hamma
2003-03-27, 08:30 AM
:ugh:
Tobias
2003-03-27, 08:57 AM
just build your own.
Peacemaker
2003-03-27, 08:42 PM
So hamma, you have one of these things that were tested on micro **** and I imagine you took yours back and said it was too large. j/k
http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1048254896207_hammagangsta1.jpeg
:p
Originally posted by Mtx
pfff...
How long have you been married? Your opinion will change in time.
8 years and we dated 4 years before we got married.
Not everyone goes into a drout you know. :rolleyes:
Ginzue
2003-03-27, 11:39 PM
Leave it to thoes preverts who brough us DOAX overseas. This is a sign that the wolrd is coming to an end.
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1048254896207_hammagangsta1.jpeg
:p
Whos that sexy gangsta :brow:
Tobias
2003-03-28, 08:45 AM
That looks like hamma's twin brother!
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Tobias
That looks like hamma's twin brother!
What a sexy beast RAWR!
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
faggotry
:banplz:
Ginzue
2003-03-28, 01:31 PM
I think this thred has stirred up some strange emotions...
Venom
2003-03-28, 01:58 PM
*cough* www.realdoll.com *cough*
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Venom
*cough* www.realdoll.com *cough*
*cough* linking such material= :nono: *cough*
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
:scared: :scared: :banplz: :banplz: that is so wrong in so many ways
Half the Sky showed that to us once at the CDL forum. It was soo funny I had to keep the link. :D
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
Half the Sky should that to us once at the CDL forum. It was soo funny I had to keep the link. :D
Half the sky is the official provider of hillarious links :lol: :love:
OMFG!! Me and my buddy were laughing are fucking asses off!!!!! :lol:
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by �io
OMFG!! Me and my buddy were laughing are fucking asses off!!!!! :lol:
Hi dio's buddy!! Dont bend over near him, Dio is umm....Welll....You know, Hes a bit fruity :)
Dio's buddy is busy checking FFVIII art, he's not reading this so he can't be affected by your lies.
Besides not sure if he would understand all that. :p
Oh yeah... it was ban when I posted it but when you figured out it originated from Half the Sky it was cool.
Smile like a donut hole. :o
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
Oh yeah... it was ban when I posted it but when you figured out it originated from Half the Sky it was cool.
Smile like a donut hole. :o
wtf? it was a joke, lighten up
I gotta install the sarcasum button sometime.
I was just playing. Don't make me come over there!
;)
But seriously... smile like a donut hole. I wanna see.
Squeeky
2003-03-28, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
I gotta install the sarcasum button sometime.
I was just playing. Don't make me come over there!
;)
But seriously... smile like a donut hole. I wanna see.
:banplz:
Ginzue
2003-03-28, 06:08 PM
That realdoll site is intriguing...
At first I could help but LMAO. Then it clicked in my head. Now I am ashamed.
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