The Vanu are Real

[EightEightEight]

http://www.vanu.com

Vanu® is focused on technical innovation to enable cellular coverage in areas that cannot be covered profitably with existing technology.

[Figment]

They suffer from cellulitis? >.>

I knew it! No wonder their MAXes look like that!

[Dkamanus]

OH...MY...GOD!!!

/runstowardshills

[Snipefrag]

This is how it fucking starts.... bleh... The TR and NC should band together and put together some cash, buy the company and close it down. Then we wont have to worry about the VS three waying us in 400 odd years.

[Figment]

This is how it fucking starts.... bleh...

Are they breeding!? .___.


Maybe they're pod people! D:

[Micro]

Lol, and the main color is purple...

[SolLeks]

Vanu was founded based on DARPA sponsored research performed at MIT in the late 1990's

=0

[DarkMesa]

They have military!

[Rolfski]

Close it down, quick! Kill their AMS :rofl:

[Brusi]

This diagram under their military solutions...

http://www.vanu.com/images/military-conops.JPG

Looks like they are already well on the way to developing Maelstroms.

Shooting fricken lightning bolts all over the place!! I wonder how long until they hit the domestic market?

[ShadetheDruid]

This diagram under their military solutions...

You know it's a serious scientific endeavour when people do diagrams with stick people. :D

[Figment]

It's the stick figures that worry me. :x

They might be poorly drawn MAXes!

[Calisai]

You know it's a serious scientific endeavour when people do diagrams with stick people. :D

Those aren't stick people. They are exploiting the render bug! They are AA maxes!

Fly away!

:P

[LoliLoveFart]

It's all part of THEIR 10 year plan :D
Be afraid. be VERY afraid.

[Canaris]

flaming torchs - check
pitchforks - check
angry mob - check

okay all that seems in order, let's go burn down their brain washing base of operations!

[MuNrOe]

Nerf the lasher.

"To address this, Vanu moved small software version of the BSC and MSC right onto the CompactRAN platform, creating a self-contained dick-in-a-box"

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpIYUpOaDjQE8haOLMNMTAopI8PRjE0 JcZD2lZVDHqK0RBkX3mzZzd3aj3

[Jonny]

Lmao I love how their site is purple too. This is how it begins.

[Qwan]

What the hell is it make fun of the Vanu day, you guys are brutal......... and yes the vanu is real (I work at the pentagon Ive seen it). :eek:

[ShadetheDruid]

This is how it fucking starts.... bleh...

...and yes the vanu is real (I work at the pentagon Ive seen it).

Well, at least now we know who to blame. :p

[jsnipy]

The real Vanu: http://www.scientology.org/

Their leader ...
http://i.imgur.com/rCkHR.jpg

[FreeSpeech]

Are they as OP in real life as they are in game? :D

[Wandering Mania]

Are they breeding!? .___.


Maybe they're pod people! D:

We are not pod people. We are...
Crab people... Crab People... Crab People...

[Qwan]

Are they as OP in real life as they are in game? :D

NO there not as OP in real life as they are in the game, in fact they have a very small desk and are not allowed to come to office party's. In fact they usually call up to my office everyday asking about a damn stapler :cool:

[VaderShake]

Trementina Base = The REAL Vanu Archives
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trementina_Base
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090211221857/wikiality/images/9/95/TrementinaBase.jpg

[Canaris]

What the hell is it make fun of the Vanu day, you guys are brutal......... and yes the vanu is real (I work at the pentagon Ive seen it). :eek:

it's not our fault that the Vanu are just so silly that making fun of them practically writes itself :D

[capiqu]

Globalization for you. In the last 3 years I've found the word Koruptor all over the internet. It's Malay for craftsman and there is even a game that came out last year in Indonesia called Koruptor. Can I sue? :groovy: