Crappy Superheros

[Derfud]

I have compiled a list of crappy superheros, and reasons why.

SuperHeros

Batman - No superpowers, just a guy with some gadgets who ends up punching people.
Aquaman - No powers above the water? Wtf? What is he gonna stop somone who did a kidnapping in a submarine. Think of how many crimes are commited underwater. I can see it now: "Hey little girl, wanna come in my submarine, i have candy, and puppies."
DareDevil - Hieghtened senses? That part is ok, but why does it awlays have to boil down to slugging it out, instead of just shooting him.

SuperVillans

GreenGoblin - Wtf, throwing explosive pumpkins? How bout soemone just shoots him with a sniper rifle off his flying peice of crap.


Well that is m list, feel free to add to it :D

[RCB_Ghost]

The Hulk
Think about his monthly shirt bills?

Old lady: Help! Someone stole my purse!
Hulk: ARRR!! *rips outta shirt*
Old lady: Oops, nevermind. Here it is.
Hulk: Son of a......

[�io]

Originally posted by Derfud
I have compiled a list of crappy superheros, and reasons why.

SuperHeros

Batman - No superpowers, just a guy with some gadgets who ends up punching people.
DareDevil - Hieghtened senses? That part is ok, but why does it awlays have to boil down to slugging it out, instead of just shooting him.



Batman = one of the most intelligent heros and that's without being a superhuman

DD = Can't be shot, heighteined sense = he can dodge those things before their even close. (that and well shooting him would be against comic book rules :D)

[Deadlock]

batmans the shit. the fact that he has no super powers, yet can still keep up with guys like superman makes him a badass in my book.

Mr. Fantastic blows in my opinion "look at me im a rubber band"
wonder woman's invidible jet's just stupid

toy maker has to be the dumbest bad guy

[Yuyi]

dude batman is the best of them all. he can beat the shit out of anyone even when they have powers or can do something out of the ordinary hence mr.freeze.

[Derfud]

Still, that kinda makes him boring...

[MrVicchio]

Worst SuperHero:

Batgirl, jsut retarded IMHO

Worst Villian:

The Penguin

If someone said "OMG the Penguin is commign run for your lives!" I would fall ont eh ground laughing.

[Crono]

I don't watch movies nowadays, with the exception of 'The Lord of the Rings' movies. :)

[AztecWarrior]

Worst superhero ever: Superman

OMG! It's Superman!

Ha! I will kill you!

Haha! I have pulled kryptonite out of my ass! All of your arch-nemesises have it!

Nooo! *powers fade*

[Derfud]

lol, forgot to mention him. He has freezing breath, and laser eyes, but doesn't use em. Bullets bounce off his chest but he ducks when people throw thier guns at him...

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by MrVicchio
Worst SuperHero:

Batgirl, jsut retarded IMHO

Worst Villian:

The Penguin

If someone said "OMG the Penguin is commign run for your lives!" I would fall ont eh ground laughing.

OMFG! That's great!

Worst super hero: Superman, He's faster than a speeding bulit, he can leap Skyscrapers with a single bound, but he can't ride a horse without getting paralyzed.
Worst bad dude: General Disarray (Butters' little friend on South Park)

[Doobz]

The Black Panther is the shit:cool:

[NeoDrgnMech]

Worst superhero- Superman, just because there will NEVER be a good Superman game.
Worst bad guy- Brak. 'Nuff said.
(not that Brak isn't cool. Just not good in the evil department)

[�io]

I honestly don't think superdude is all that. Not saying he sucks but i never liked him much, it's like "Hey look i don't have just 1 power i'm a l33t super fucking hero ! I can do a shitload of crap, hell i'm invicible !"

Mr fantastic does indeed suck. :)

[Crimson Haven]

Worst Superhero: Batman, Superman

They are so not g05u and 1337

They should take some lessons on how to be 1337

[Flameseeker]

What's wrong with playing in the sandbox? It's not like I do it or anything....Uhhh....nope. Heheh, (I hope the don't see my bluff.)
BTW, Batman is awesome. He has a ton of gadgets that kick everyone's butt, a secret cave, a pimped-out ride, a jet, a butler, AND a cool suit. He's way better than SuperMan.

Best Superhero: Batman & The Flash
Worst: That stupid alien dude in Justice Friends

Best Villain: Penguin, suicidal Penguin bombs is a good idea.
Worst: Bane, cut off his drugs and he deflates like a balloon.

[RandoMTerroR]

Hah, the best hero of all time is of casue... ahh fuck... what was his name???

ahh nevermind :p

Suckiest hero has to be spiderman... c'mon, what kind of dorf skips a profitable wrestling career to figth crime?

Worst villian is properly the coyote from roadrunner... Why doesnt he try some of that shit twice??? Besides from that he looks damn funny :D

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by salad
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/youbelongherekidssandbox-chov.jpg

Havent you been banned already? :mad:

[Strygun]

Originally posted by RCB_Ghost
The Hulk
Think about his monthly shirt bills?

Old lady: Help! Someone stole my purse!
Hulk: ARRR!! *rips outta shirt*
Old lady: Oops, nevermind. Here it is.
Hulk: Son of a......

hahahaha, I love that little dialog there =)

[Bighoss]

MY FAVORITE SUPER HERO OF ALL TIME IS THE PUNISHER !!! He has no super powers except his family was murdered is some street violence so he decided he should by a black Spandex suit with a white skull on the front and buy some huge weapons that probauly could pierce tank armor. He buys guns that use the same ammo and he goes around taking the law into his own hands by just simply brutally murdering the criminals. Like he shows up at a drug deal and like he'll kill everyone there. The police are after him too because he's killed like 276 people... HE IS THE BEST SUPER HERO OF ALL TIME... I also like the Silver surfer because he hates that big guy that likes to wear a pink hat and eat planets.

[Derfud]

Any superhero smart enough to use guns > all other superheros

[�io]

Originally posted by Bighoss
MY FAVORITE SUPER HERO OF ALL TIME IS THE PUNISHER !!! He has no super powers except his family was murdered is some street violence so he decided he should by a black Spandex suit with a white skull on the front and buy some huge weapons that probauly could pierce tank armor. He buys guns that use the same ammo and he goes around taking the law into his own hands by just simply brutally murdering the criminals. Like he shows up at a drug deal and like he'll kill everyone there. The police are after him too because he's killed like 276 people... HE IS THE BEST SUPER HERO OF ALL TIME... I also like the Silver surfer because he hates that big guy that likes to wear a pink hat and eat planets.

Ooh thanks

Worst hero : Punisher
Sorry but i think Franky is pretty lame. :)

[JonnyK]

i like ... hrmm tuffy... ahhh yes

MUSTARD MAN
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[JonnyK]

batman/superman suck because they haven't had any good video games, if you watch CKY4 then you'll see that mustard man has his own badass song, and the punisher had a really good arcade game :)