Keep in mind: don't believe ANYTHING you read in the next 24 hrs.

[LiquidThunder]

April 1st, remember?

Don't believe ANYTHING you read in the next 24 hours. Anywhere.

If websites post that open beta is starting, don't believe them. If station.com has Planetside as being delayed five years, don't believe them.

Be strong! I have faith.

-LT

[Duffman]

im already scared

[mistled]

Thanks for the reminder. I had actually forgotten.

[Strygun]

This'll be bad if they actually do start open beta tomorrow.. :eek:

[Nubi]

So did ya'll hear the latest news??

There's a war going on

[Dharkbayne]

WHAT?! War!? Where?! Who?!

[NeoDrgnMech]

*Puts on his aluminum foil helmet*

I'm ready for anything!

[NeoTassadar]

Oh yeah, April 1st.
Put laxitive and Insanity Sauce in someone's coffee. Coffee will mask any taste long enough. (IT BURNS!)

[AztecWarrior]

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Dharkbayne]

Who are we fighitng? The Dutch? Canada?

[NeoTassadar]

DAMMIT DHARKBAYNE!

[MrVulcan]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in 45 min, the Vulcan shall reign!!!!!
Let the torment commence!!!!!
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
:thumbsup:

[xuur]

Oh! Holy CRAP! I'm late!

thanks for the reminder

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:brow:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
Oh yeah, April 1st.
Put laxitive and Insanity Sauce in someone's coffee. Coffee will mask any taste long enough. (IT BURNS!)

OUCH!!! :ugh:

[NeoTassadar]

Inspiration for that prank was...you don't want to know.

[BUGGER]

April 1st...hmm....oh yea, em gurls said the class will protest bout sumtin.....forgot wat tho...

[MrVulcan]

wHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iT hAS bEGUN!!!
fEER mE!!!!
wAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*just wondering how many people will catch it all :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

"Close the world. txen eht nepO"

[Mtx]

April 2nd is my aniversary with my wife.

I always new it was a joke to marry that bitch.

It still hurts though. :(

[Squeeky]

:rofl: :lol:

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Squeeky
:rofl: :lol:

I'd be laughing with you if it weren't for the slim chance she could win custody of my child after our divorce is finalized.

Thanks though

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Mtx
I'd be laughing with you if it weren't for the slim chance she could win custody of my child after our divorce is finalized.

Thanks though

:huh:

sorry man, thought it was a joke

:( sorry to hear that bud, hope everything works out

[Mtx]

It is a joke. :D

I just convince myself that this part of my life is a joke... or I'll lose my mind.

Today I'm going to call her up and tell her I love her and wish her a happy aniversary. (A day ahead)

Then I'm going to tell her I'm not going to fight her for my daughter in court. Instead I'm going to kill myself and she can live happily ever after. Then I'll hang up the phone, take a shower and put on some nice clothing. I'll pickup my gun, call her back and... sigh... say "Cathie... April fools!!!"

Laugh my ass off, hangup the phone and transform Megatron. ;)

You either laugh at the madness or laugh with it.

[Squeeky]

Ok now im just confused :huh:

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Ok now im just confused :huh:

Okay everything I told you is real.

I just consider my life a joke right now. K?

[Squeeky]

K, Got it

:confused:

[Mtx]

I love you, Squeeky.

I wish you were here to keep me warm. :(

[Squeeky]

:scared: ok, im scared now :rofl:

[Mtx]

April fools!

Buawahah hahah hah :D

[Squeeky]

You jerk :mad:

:rofl: its not midnight yet you booger

[Mtx]

I live in Texas so yes it is. :p

We can still have sex. Just don't tell anybody okay? ;)

[Hamma]

wow.

:eek:

[LiquidThunder]

MTX wins the award for "I messed with EVERYONE'S head and no one knows the truth".



Good job man, you had Squeeky wondering which way was up!

Of course, Squeeky didn't know that BEFORE, but anyway....
-LT

[Tolvy]

Oh, BTW guys, open beta starts today :rolleyes:

[Sputty]

Kittens AREN'T fun...APRIL FOOLS...They are very fun...Also, DC .3 is being released saturday..hehe..The funny thing is it actually is.

[Squeeky]

.DC 3 Saturday? WOOT! :clap:

[Mtx]

You know I haven't had sex in 3 months.

3 months!!

That's the longest I have gone in over 7 years!!

Everyone is starting to look like a hottie now.



:D

[Vis Armata]

Yeah, don't believe anything you read today. Except this little article, which is the honest-to-!@#$ truth.

http://www.3drealms.com/duke4/dnf2600.html

Vis

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Mtx
You know I haven't had sex in 3 months.

3 months!!

That's the longest I have gone in over 7 years!!

Everyone is starting to look like a hottie now.



:D :brow:

[Squeeky]

You gotta go get same tail MTX!

[Tolvy]

Too bad Ema's gone. You could have asked her :rolleyes:

[�io]

Originally posted by Mtx
You know I haven't had sex in 3 months.

3 months!!

That's the longest I have gone in over 7 years!!

Everyone is starting to look like a hottie now.



:D

Yeah i noticed that lack of teh nookie = every damn girl is hot :lol: