Geraldo is such a Smacktard

[JonnyK]

If anyone watched the Daily Show on comedy central (april 1st episode) you will see how Geraldo is such an asshole and a moron, and how funny it is to make fun of him :) but post your thoughts on how much of a Fu*khead you think he is
He is the only person who has been asked to leave Iraq besides saddam and his 2 sons

[Hamma]

I've always hated Geraldo. he is an idiot

[Mtx]

Didn't he get his nose broken by someone for being a jerk?

[Hamma]

Yea back in the day when he had his talkshow a fight broke out and someone bashed his nose in, breaking it.

[Mtx]

Hah hah hah hah take that cocksmoker!

[KoldFusion]

He is the anti-christ

[Crono]

I didn't see him, and don't know who he is, but I :love: to mock.
OMFG... He's such an idiot!
Seriously, his autistic ways cancel out his utter stupidity!
How can he be SO stupid!?
HAHAHAHAhhaheheehe... Hoo.
Anyway, erhm. Yeah.

[Squeeky]

I friggin hate geraldo :mad:

[Arshune]

I'm not even going to read the thread or anything, I'm just going to say this:

Best. Thread. Title. EVER.

If calling over-the-hill "newsmen" smacktards is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[JonnyK]

Originally posted by Arshune

Best. Thread. Title. EVER.


thanks, i thought my choice of wording worked quite well also :)

[xuur]

smacktard is a bit soft in my opinion.

Geraldo got his nose broken in a fight that broke out on his so called "talk show" where he had oh so intelligently invited a gang of white supremicists & and a group of african american "thugs" of some sort to "talk out their differences".

he was hit by a flying chair about 20 minutes into the show.

a pitty it didnt take his head off.
even more of a pitty an iraqi bullet didnt.


note: he was also famous (infamous?) for, on live TV, this guy had cosmetic surgery to remove wrinkles in his face but taking fat out of his ass and injecting it into his head. Im thinking it worked too well.


now THAT is an asshat

:usa:

[Mtx]

I usually frown on friendly fire but...

[xuur]

let me do it...I swear on my eyes it wont be friendly.

:mad:

[SilentCacophony]

Lmao, I thought only I used the term asshat (that's my quote at the top :D), yes, that would definitely make Geraldo the personification of an asshat. I actually saw footage of Geraldo getting knocked out in that episode. If you can find it on kazaa or something, go for it. I happened upon it a few years back when I channel surfed past his show and saw it was a best of and watched it in hopes of seeing it, and was justly rewarded.

He's also the assclown who found hitlers car and after a big setup, there was absolutely nothing in it. I think that's what initially ruined his TV career before he made this weird bounce back into the public eye (don't know how he did it, but I guess he might have just been completely gone up here in Canada). I don't know what he did in IRAQ, although I heard he threw a hissy fit when he was told the platoon he was with didn't like him. Guess I have to watch the daily show when it repeats at 7:30 this morning *sets alarm*

[Hamma]

ahh, I thought he got hit by a chair. Wasnt positive however.

That makes it funnier :lol:

[Hamma]

btw he got kicked out because he was giving away troop movements and locations live on the air

[Sputty]

I have sex with Geraldo's mustache

[Airlift]

Lmao, I thought only I used the term asshat

Only you and the Million-moron-army of Farkistan ;)

BTW, one other journalist was kicked out of the embedded journalism program before Geraldo. However, they didn't try to play it off like it was a lie.

[Deadlock]

we should have turned him into an american suicide bomber

[xuur]

we still can. strap him to a JDAM and dump him over.....dunno...over there somewhere *points in a general direction*

just anywhere outta here!

[Strygun]

kinda stupid to release his own unit's location.. I wish they would bomb that unit, and the soldiers could take cover but tell Geraldo to stay outside... :D

[Squeeky]

/me Slaps Geraldo with a trout :)