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Mtx
2003-04-02, 12:09 AM
I only happy when I'm drunk.

Seriously

I don't know why but it's the truth. I like work sometimes but I'm only happy when I'm drunk. One day I'll be better than I am but until then I'll take comfort in my budlight. I have money but I'm only laughing my ass off when I'm drunk.



:love:

Crono
2003-04-02, 12:12 AM
I wish I was happy... *Sigh*.

Hamma
2003-04-02, 12:13 AM
Its called being an alcoholic.

Drunk on a tuesday night? :eek:

Mtx
2003-04-02, 12:20 AM
I don't work tommorrow. I only drink on the nights before I have a day off. The beer wakes me up in the morning and I can spend all day with my daughter.

I'm thinking about getting her a powerwheel but I just don't know.

I'm not an alcholic. I only drink on the nights before my days off when I get home from work.

Mtx
2003-04-02, 12:22 AM
How many swigs does it take you to finish a beer. I drink beers in 3 sips. I usually drink the last one quickly because if you don't it could be bitter and we all know how terrible it is to drink bitter beer.

Squeeky
2003-04-02, 12:48 AM
Drinking is bad :(

Denali
2003-04-02, 12:49 AM
Dude, tuesday is dollar shot night at a bar downtown....I was drunk off my horse every tuesday night for like 6 months. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

Arshune
2003-04-02, 12:56 AM
You shouldn't drink, it only makes people take advantage of you...I really liked those pants, too...

Mtx
2003-04-02, 01:21 AM
Drinking is not bad!

It's alot better than other stuff.

Lanizer
2003-04-02, 01:31 AM
Do the Bad but not the worse ! And hey denali , is there a 'to go' down at that bar ?

OneManArmy
2003-04-02, 02:08 AM
drinking can be fun!! just ask New Dawns' fearless leader :cheers: That man was born with a bottle in his hand...

not all beer is bad just the light stuff. (well unless you're broke, then 40's will have to do..) :D

Mtx
2003-04-02, 02:15 AM
Ignorance must be bliss.

I guess being smart is a double edged sword. You can comprehend what others can't. That's not always good.

WTF am I talking about?

Hamma
2003-04-02, 08:21 AM
I get hosed on weekends. And sometimes Thursdays :brow:

Got Haggis
2003-04-02, 10:16 AM
Newcastle Brown Ale and Guinness are my fav's

Sputty
2003-04-02, 11:33 AM
I get drunk off kittens.

Vis Armata
2003-04-02, 11:51 AM
Note to self: Don't get drunk on jagermeister again and call chicks.

Airlift
2003-04-02, 11:56 AM
Rank these five things in order of badnesses:

Alcohol
Marijuana
Tobacco
Embezzlement
Riced-out Honda Civics

Jaged
2003-04-02, 12:01 PM
I don't know about the ohers, but Riced-out Honda Civics are by far the worst.

Hamma
2003-04-02, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Vis Armata
jagermeister :vomit:

Deadlock
2003-04-02, 12:14 PM
"whine is fine, but whisky's quicker" "suicide is slow with liquor"
thats ozzy all the way. i wanna take the slower road so goldshloger all the way for me :D

Hamma
2003-04-02, 12:16 PM
Yea look at ozzy now, he is a walking dead body :lol:

Vis Armata
2003-04-02, 12:17 PM
Goldschlager's great going down when you're already drunk...more painful coming up.

And Hamma, Jager is your friend, admit it...

Vis

Mtx
2003-04-02, 12:31 PM
I don't drink liquer. It made me mean once. I don't remember it but that's what was claimed.

KoldFusion
2003-04-02, 12:35 PM
I used to get sloshed everyweekend...... but then i get sick of the headaches and shit..... so i have cut way back

Squeeky
2003-04-02, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
I get hosed on weekends. And sometimes Thursdays :brow:

Lies, I see you takin swigs from a flask on your webcam :brow:

Buttholepig
2003-04-02, 05:57 PM
Heh, couldn't help but notice this thread.

Getting crocked is what puts me in 'The Zone' when I play games. I can be suckin ass, go back to the fridge and start drinkin beer, and by the time that third one goes down, Ol Butthole here is large and in charge. Now theres always the point where you get out of that zone, which usually happens around 2 in the morning when you walk back to the fridge to get a beer from your case and find out, you've got no more, and can't get no more cause it's Sunday and all of Indiana is dry then!!!! But now I'm rambling. :)

Laterz

Deadlock
2003-04-02, 10:01 PM
Yea look at ozzy now, he is a walking dead body

Hamma, just because ur hamma and i like u im not going to go on a ranting rave about how u should respect the gf of metal... and the fact u could ban my ass :D

but really, who better to tell u what not to do?

Streamline
2003-04-02, 11:11 PM
Well i have allergic reactions to booze so i i don't really drink. When i do i go easy. Maybe two drinks (Guiness-pint) ina 4 hour period.

I'm also not totally miserable when i'm stoned.

Hamma
2003-04-03, 12:34 PM
I dont care if he was my father, he is still a walking dead body :lol:

Unregistered
2003-04-03, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Drinking is bad :(

:rolleyes:

Go have some milk and let the Adults talk.