Do Vanu have sex, or just reproduce by machines?

[Will Pstwo]

Maybe that's why they're so pissed off?

[ThatGoatGuy]

Mindfuck.

[bpostal]

Things that make you go 'Hmm...'

[RANDOMpercent]

Well you never see any children on Auraxis.

[Dougnifico]

This... this... ya... seems legit.

[Baneblade]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37625611.jpg

[camycamera]

wat.

[Micro]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37625611.jpg

Dat.

[CToxin]

They are too busy dry-humping ancient, heretical artifacts to reproduce.

[Helwyr]

Vanu women have genetically enhanced booty for a reason.

[Brusi]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37625611.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jd013kM.gif

[MBVS]

Everyone does it with nanites. TR, NC, VS... nanites. There isn't a naturally born person on Auraxis. We're all asexual and we reproduce asexually by shooting each other.

[Koadster]

Well you never see any children on Auraxis.

Thats because the NC put them all in Mass Graves.

[Snydenthur]

Everyone does it with nanites. TR, NC, VS... nanites. There isn't a naturally born person on Auraxis. We're all asexual and we reproduce asexually by shooting each other.

VS has sex for fun. I don't know about tr, they are too militaristic. Nc only cares about freedom, they don't have time for sex.

[JohnnyRicardo]

I heard some nasty rumours about pulsar dildos/buttplugs.

[oosik]

they fission, like most bacteria.

[Canaris]

from my understanding the Vanu have only 1 fertile male, we get him and the whole Sovereignty comes crashing down... funny enough the rumors are he looks like TRay.

[ChipMHazard]

from my understanding the Vanu have only 1 fertile male, we get him and the whole Sovereignty comes crashing down... funny enough the rumors are he looks like TRay.

Who recently got married... A sign of the Vanu Sovereignty's end?

[Shogun]

vs have manipulated their spawn facilities so that even the female vs soldiers have male genitalia!
after all, the only reason they are fighting is the teabagging!

[Canaris]

Who recently got married... A sign of the Vanu Sovereignty's end?

they're on borrowed time as it is :D

[basti]

I heard some nasty rumours about pulsar dildos/buttplugs.

That Terran girl i captured a few days ago didnt think they were nasty ;)

[Shogun]

That Terran girl i captured a few days ago didnt think they were nasty ;)

you captured falcon_br?

[NewSith]

Vanu children are born from love for the Almighty Vanu Alien, just like there was no sex in Soviet Union and children there were born from love for the Communist Party.

[bpostal]

you captured falcon_br?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Maarvy]

It was easy we took her on may 4th when she was on strike .... alone .

[Maarvy]

I imagine everyone on auraxis is smooth down below , like a Gi joe / barbie :eek: .

I mean theres not a single WC in any facility , so we clearly dont need to use the toilet :p .

[EVILPIG]

For nearly a decade I have spoken of the Vanu reproduction ritual. It is very secretive, but I know a couple of things. 1. There are no Vanu females. Ya, some of them look female, but there are none. 2. It takes place in the PS1 Generator rooms and involves blowing them. That is all I know.

[Shogun]

I imagine everyone on auraxis is smooth down below , like a Gi joe / barbie :eek: .

I mean theres not a single WC in any facility , so we clearly dont need to use the toilet :p .

like on starship enterprise! no toilets anywhere.

but i guess the nanites just deconstruct the poo inside of us.
and it is being reused for something else... nutritious powerbars or bullets.

in starship enterprise the poo is left behind everytime you get beamed on board.

[Shogun]

For nearly a decade I have spoken of the Vanu reproduction ritual. It is very secretive, but I know a couple of things. 1. There are no Vanu females. Ya, some of them look female, but there are none. 2. It takes place in the PS1 Generator rooms and involves blowing them. That is all I know.

they reproduce by generator blow jobs?

[Ruffdog]

Vanu: get your gratification devices from the store today.

The Lancer. Stick it where the sun doesn't shine and go for setting 3. I hear it can send you back to the spawn tubes - its that good!

[KaskaMatej]

Are you asking about Vanu or Vanu Sovereignty?

The former are long dead aliens which don't have sex (because they are dead), the later are humans with normal human biology (meaning sexual reproduction).

[Shogun]

Are you asking about Vanu or Vanu Sovereignty?

The former are long dead aliens which don't have sex (because they are dead), the later are humans with normal human biology (meaning sexual reproduction).

that´s just plain wrong!

there is not a single normal human on the vs side!

[Qwan]

I dont know about the rest of the guys who play Vanu, but I got some sex Sunday night and Tuesday afternoon (no machines involved). My girl does play VS and we have twins. No they havent chosen a faction yet, but they will know the will of the Vanu. :D

[Canaris]

I dont know about the rest of the guys who play Vanu, but I got some sex Sunday night and Tuesday afternoon (no machines involved). My girl does play VS and we have twins. No they havent chosen a faction yet, but they will know the will of the Vanu. :D

dude I hate to break it to but this is also a machine, no matter what that mad barney doll and your cult leaders tell you.
I did want my toaster back but after what you just said I think it's better you keep it, I'll get a new unsoiled one :lol:

Qwans girl and the twins ;)
http://www.bmstores.co.uk/images/hpcProductImage/imgFull/265598-Prolex-2-Slice-Toaster-2.jpg

[Shogun]

dude I hate to break it to but this is also a machine, no matter what that mad barney doll and your cult leaders tell you.
I did want my toaster back but after what you just said I think it's better you keep it, I'll get a new unsoiled one :lol:

Qwans girl and the twins ;)
http://www.bmstores.co.uk/images/hpcProductImage/imgFull/265598-Prolex-2-Slice-Toaster-2.jpg

lol best part is the small text at the bottom of the pic

[KaskaMatej]

there is not a single normal human on the vs side!

We're all blood and bones, only our mentality differs. Ours, mind you, is superior.

[Shogun]

wearing purple spandex is proof of a superior mind.
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1464259/64570d1337452356-poor-4runner-warning-graphic-content-borat-not-jb.jpg

[Chaff]

.
Seriously;
Watch the movie ENEMY MINE .... with Dennis Quaid & Lou Gossett Jr. It will explain Vanu birthing perfectly.
.

[ChipMHazard]

lol best part is the small text at the bottom of the pic

:lol:

[Shogun]

.
Seriously;
Watch the movie ENEMY MINE .... with Dennis Quaid & Lou Gossett Jr. It will explain Vanu birthing perfectly.
.

singing about the ancestors included?

[Falcon_br]

you captured falcon_br?

Dude, stfu please.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You too.

It was easy we took her on may 4th when she was on strike .... alone .

I was striking your ass.

And they already got Vanu sex recorded long time ago:

Demolition Man sex scene - YouTube

The Stalone as a TR member, will never understand it.

[basti]

Dude, stfu please.



You too.



I was striking your ass.

And they already got Vanu sex recorded long time ago:

Demolition Man sex scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs)

The Stalone as a TR member, will never understand it.

How did you escape?

[Hamma]

This thread delivers.

[DarkMesa]

This thread delivers.

Unlike VS females.

[Whiteagle]

vs have manipulated their spawn facilities so that even the female vs soldiers have male genitalia!
after all, the only reason they are fighting is the teabagging!

...:eek:

....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

...Why...:cry:

[Falcon_br]

Also, nobody ever asked where does the Vanu carry all those batteries on that spandex?
I think it is obvious, but I also think female characters should carry the double amount, or maybe the male genitalia on they are true after all.

[Canaris]

all I know is TR Rule:36578 states "Never be taken alive by the Vanu.... for your sake" It's a good rule
pretty sure the NC have something similar

[Shogun]

not so sure about the male genitalia on vanu girls anymore...

just learned that gamergirls have developed their own teabagging equivalent.
they call it slug stamping!
maybe the genitalia thing is all the other way round.

and nobody asked where vs carry their batteries. we all know, but nobody wants to talk about it. like nobody ever asked why the vs batteries are equipped with vibro-depletion-alarms.

[Baneblade]

all I know is TR Rule:36578 states "Never be taken alive by the Vanu.... for your sake" It's a good rule
pretty sure the NC have something similar

Ours is more like a drinking song that goes a little like this:

A bullet in the brain is better than a Vanu in the drain...

[PredatorFour]

Explains why our VS motto is "Shove 'em a new battery!" NEED to get a voice macro for that:D

[Qwan]

dude I hate to break it to but this is also a machine, no matter what that mad barney doll and your cult leaders tell you.
I did want my toaster back but after what you just said I think it's better you keep it, I'll get a new unsoiled one :lol:

Qwans girl and the twins ;)
http://www.bmstores.co.uk/images/hpcProductImage/imgFull/265598-Prolex-2-Slice-Toaster-2.jpg

This would explain why I always thing butter and Jam everytime I kiss my baby's goodbye in the morning when Im off to work.

P.S. She laughed her ass off when she saw this.

[ChipMHazard]

Ours is more like a drinking song that goes a little like this:

A bullet in the brain is better than a Vanu in the drain...

http://i.qkme.me/35oclc.jpg

This thread has given me a new and slightly disturbing view on the VS...

[Canaris]

http://i.qkme.me/35oclc.jpg

This thread has given me a new and slightly disturbing view on the VS...

:rofl:

[Chaff]

How do VS reproduce ? It's right there in the VANU acronym;

Vile
Anal
Nanite
Union

[Shogun]

ok, time for a hot vanu girl, to enlighten us!
go, basti! ;)

[Babyfark McGeez]

It's never good to think too much about pvp-centric games like planetside. :p

But the basic answer in this one is: A wizard did it Nanites.
Nanites can do anything. They are the technobabble of planetside.