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�io
2003-04-02, 11:42 PM
To Unreg and my fellow Canadians here, with love. :D

http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm

Mtx
2003-04-02, 11:46 PM
Did you hear the music in the background?

It was inspiring. Infact I'm going to go get a beer now.

Crono
2003-04-02, 11:47 PM
Damn straight. I'm Canadian as well by the way. :D

�io
2003-04-03, 12:34 AM
Check this (http://purpleglen.com/digitalarchiving/iamca.html) out for i am canadian ads. :D

Specially this (http://purpleglen.com/digitalarchiving/video/officefight.avi) one and this (http://purpleglen.com/digitalarchiving/video/beaver.wmv) one. :p

Deadlock
2003-04-03, 12:37 AM
i love to hear canadians talk, almost as fun as listening to yankiees. much love to the ps red leaves :love:








damn muther canukers (thats with love too)

�io
2003-04-03, 12:39 AM
This has got to be a first (seriously), usually it's a canadian bashing thread not a canadian :love: thread.

Much :love: to our southern brothers ! (well the non canadian hating ones ;))

Deadlock
2003-04-03, 12:42 AM
cant really bash the canadians. they dont really do anything to piss me off. now the french on the other hand... god i hate the french

Derfud
2003-04-03, 12:58 AM
I am from Canada :)

ABRAXAAS
2003-04-03, 02:30 AM
YAY! a nice thread :D

afex
2003-04-03, 02:45 AM
baby-eaters

theironfist
2003-04-03, 03:54 AM
Canada right here
peace much love

SilentCacophony
2003-04-03, 04:04 AM
A happy thread? I'll put an end to that. CANADIANS SUCK!!!!! Wait, I'm Canadian. Ahhh screw it, I stand by my previous allegations :P

I can't believe the yanks don't get our hilarious beer commercials (some of those blue ones out now are killer). Course, a lot of them prefer their "water" to our beer. Much love for the Rock, I love the term mother canuckers.

mikkyT
2003-04-03, 05:01 AM
Please accept my condolances :D :D

Zatrais
2003-04-03, 06:13 AM
Bleh, english, american, french.... all those languages suck.

learn norwegian damnit! :D

LesserShade
2003-04-03, 08:48 AM
huzzah to canada and ohio's close proximity to said country, for the beer sold there has alcohol levels unmatched by anything sold in my neck of the woods.

mikkyT
2003-04-03, 09:57 AM
Why is North American beer like making love in a canoe?

Because its fucking close to water...

Tobias
2003-04-03, 10:29 AM
:rofl:

That is funny as hell mikkyT.

TheRegurgitator
2003-04-03, 10:46 AM
I used to think Canada was cool. . .

Sputty
2003-04-03, 11:24 AM
I'm Canadian and ATi is Canadian..MWAHAHAHAHAH...

Mtx
2003-04-03, 11:30 AM
*mental note*

Send 3 Abrams to takeout Canada's entire military... oh and one gunship to shoot down that silly prop plane they claim is their Air Force. Then take control of their beer plants and claim we are "liberating" Canadians from the French oppression... and whatever.

;) :D

Deadlock
2003-04-03, 11:41 AM
Send 3 Abrams to takeout Canada's entire military

:rofl: yeah, i got nothing against canada but when the u.s. runs out of natural resources i feel sorry for them. they'll be gettin "da boout"

but this should be taken as an honer, that means we think ur better than mexico.

Zatrais
2003-04-03, 11:50 AM
I'd put my money on the canadian tank force... they got teh german leopard 2 tank... rated as the worlds best tank. rated by forecast1, the worlds leading defence force evaluators...

http://www.forecast1.com/press/press1.htm can read it here ;)

Deadlock
2003-04-03, 11:54 AM
i laugh at ur lepord tank. ha ha ha. they probably cost a crap load of money so im sure there's far fewer of those then their are u.s. tanks.

actually i really dont wanna get into a pissing contest on this. if we were talkin about the french i would but the canadians are just their bastard children and cant be held accountable for their french roots.

edit:dont take offense to the bastard child thing. after all i (being american) am the bastard child of the brits. atleast u got good teeth outa the deal.

�io
2003-04-03, 12:09 PM
A very good one!! (http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/upload/wmp_velvet_moose_hi.wmv) :D

P.S.: DO NOT turn my thread into another CDN vs US thread. Thank you very much. If you're not here to comment on the ads then just move on.

Deadlock
2003-04-03, 02:45 PM
ok, sorry dio.

the ads are funny in a twisted canadian sort of way

Squeeky
2003-04-03, 02:51 PM
Canadians are :scared:

Spider
2003-04-03, 03:39 PM
And guess what? I'm even worse!! Im french canadian!!! QUEBEC BABY!!!!


actually Im not for separation so dont flame me there :p

Sindustry
2003-04-03, 03:42 PM
Woo! *is also a liberal French-Canadian*

:cheers:

OutlawGummy
2003-04-03, 03:43 PM
Freedom-Canadians?! :rolleyes: :D

Sindustry
2003-04-03, 03:54 PM
:rolleyes:

Good one...

�io
2003-04-03, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Sindustry
Woo! *is also a liberal French-Canadian*

:cheers:

:stupid:

Liberal is leading so far, w00t! :D

Where you guys at? I live in Alma.

Crono
2003-04-03, 07:58 PM
I live in Kingston, Ontario.

TheRegurgitator
2003-04-03, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Zatrais
I'd put my money on the canadian tank force... they got teh german leopard 2 tank... rated as the worlds best tank. rated by forecast1, the worlds leading defence force evaluators...

http://www.forecast1.com/press/press1.htm can read it here ;)
An abrams tank has never been destroyed

Format
2003-04-03, 09:03 PM
I :love: Canada. :D Especially a place called Vancouver, B.C! My home town!

Spider
2003-04-03, 09:54 PM
I live in Gatineau (outaouais, its near ottawa about 30 minutes in car I beleive....)

:D if anyone comes to visit quebec their welcome to stay at my place :D warm cosy..... lots of yougn girls live around here.... :p

Plus there is a catholic school near so girls in those cute little uniforms pass each day :o

theur my age so It's not pedophilia boys! lol

�io
2003-04-03, 10:31 PM
Cool i have some family in Gatineau. :)


So school girl outfits huh?

Hmmm....

/me thinks he needs to go visit his family there ;)

OutlawGummy
2003-04-04, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Pattywick
An abrams tank has never been destroyed

Incorrect. 2 M1A1 tanks have been destroyed in Iraq so far by enemy fire. Thats the first time an abrams tanks has ever been destroyed by enemy fire though.

And none of the crew died, so I guess you can still say that no one has ever dcied in an abrams tanks.

News link: http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/national/3_26_03iraq_briefs.html

Mtx
2003-04-04, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by �io
A very good one!! (http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/upload/wmp_velvet_moose_hi.wmv) :D

P.S.: DO NOT turn my thread into another CDN vs US thread. Thank you very much. If you're not here to comment on the ads then just move on.

Well... someone needs to get laid.

Navaron
2003-04-04, 01:58 AM
Not true, a guy in an abrams was shot yesterday, kept driving, drove off a bridge, and drowned the rest of the crew.

Canada is one of the US's best states.

Mtx
2003-04-04, 02:10 AM
People in Abrams die all the time. There's some kind of problem with the oxygen filter and if you don't check it before starting up it may explode.

A few people killed themselves a few months back on Fort Hood because of that. The driver burned to death because the turret was directly over his hatch and he couldn't get out. :(

Zatrais
2003-04-04, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Pattywick
An abrams tank has never been destroyed

An abrahams has AFAIK never faced another modern tank either....

T-72's and T-80's arn't modern

SilentCacophony
2003-04-04, 03:43 AM
Damn crono, kingston sucks :P I got family in Parham (which is even worse). I'm in the T.O., so y'all got nothing on me :P

Forget our leopard tanks, we've also got 98 F-18's (may be more than that now, that was at least 4 years ago). Our West Edmonton mall is also capable of taking out many countries naval fleets. Seriously though, everyone thinks Canada has a pathetic army, but we have so much stuff, we even have subs in Malls. We've got so much military power we don't know where to put it all. Unlike the U.S., we've just decided to not blab about it all over TV and let everyone know what we've got :D.

It's okay though, the U.S. is my favourite province.

Hamma
2003-04-04, 09:34 AM
Mall's :confused:

Sputty
2003-04-04, 11:37 AM
If you're Bloc Quebecois I'll hunt you down and release angry kittens on you! BTW, Kingston is a great city. TO is a POS city. Everyone in Canada hates Toronto except people who live there.

Sindustry
2003-04-04, 01:05 PM
I live in Montreal and I think TO is a somewhat ok city...

Quebec City is great though.

�io
2003-04-04, 04:40 PM
PQ sux0rz! :D

Sputty
2003-04-04, 04:48 PM
Yay..Nice to know all French Canadians aren't anti Canada POSes who I'd like to attack with a legion of Schopenbulbs.

�io
2003-04-04, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
Yay..Nice to know all French Canadians are anti Canada POSes who I'd like to attack with a legion of Schopenbulbs.

:confused:

Sputty
2003-04-04, 04:56 PM
What? I didn't say that! :p

�io
2003-04-04, 06:08 PM
Nice edit there. :D

Arthell
2003-04-04, 07:14 PM
Wasnt the seperation vote 60-70% no?

And as for military, atleast we had the 4th largest navy and 3rd largest air force after WWII. Or maybe vice versa .. :p

�io
2003-04-04, 07:31 PM
Nah it was actually extremely close, i think it was like 51,9% no or something.

AztecWarrior
2003-04-04, 08:16 PM
CANADA IS NOT THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!!

The honor goes to Mexico.

Arthell
2003-04-04, 08:44 PM
Youch. :eek:

I guess you could understand why.

�io
2003-04-04, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by AztecWarrior
CANADA IS NOT THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!!

The honor goes to Mexico.

I personnally think US/CDN is the best part. :D I really wish that Canada and the US merged into 1 country(for some obscur weird reason :lol: ). Both countries have different flavors and good points and i know i'd LOVE to quit hearing some canadians bitch about americans and vice-versa. :)

TheRegurgitator
2003-04-04, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by OutlawGummy
Incorrect. 2 M1A1 tanks have been destroyed in Iraq so far by enemy fire. Thats the first time an abrams tanks has ever been destroyed by enemy fire though.

And none of the crew died, so I guess you can still say that no one has ever dcied in an abrams tanks.

News link: http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/national/3_26_03iraq_briefs.html
my sources are a little old

Hamma
2003-04-05, 12:56 AM
Wait a minute, we have Canadians on these forums?

�io
2003-04-05, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Hamma
Wait a minute, we have Canadians on these forums?

No not you too Hammy!!! :(

Mtx
2003-04-05, 01:28 AM
Oh Crap!

We're contaminated!

Get'um off! Get'um off!!

:D

�io
2003-04-05, 01:30 AM
You guys are mean! I'm telling your moms! :tear:

Sputty
2003-04-05, 01:40 AM
Uh oh...Hamma's mom will send us porn!

�io
2003-04-05, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
Uh oh...Hamma's mom will send us porn!

:p

Mtx
2003-04-05, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by �io
You guys are mean! I'm telling your moms! :tear:

I'm sorry. :(

Here... have a peace offering.

http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1048570959815_Canadian_canned_goods.jpg

Hamma
2003-04-05, 01:34 PM
:love:

Spider
2003-04-05, 01:55 PM
Hehe gatineau rocks :D St-joseph's all girl school is near so :D

and hamma your mean :lol:

TheRegurgitator
2003-04-05, 01:59 PM
I have nothing against Canada. I would like to go there sometime, but when they start saying they are better than US peeps I get pissed.

�io
2003-04-05, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Pattywick
I have nothing against Canada. I would like to go there sometime, but when they start saying they are better than US peeps I get pissed.

That's why i said it would be cool if both countries merged. No matter Americans bad mouthing Canadians and vice-versa. :D

Squeeky
2003-04-05, 05:28 PM
Canadians are teh scary!