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protocol_alpha
2003-04-03, 04:00 PM
do you pilot this thing?
Sindustry
2003-04-03, 04:01 PM
No, it's automatic.
Ruthless
2003-04-03, 04:02 PM
dont think so. you tell it which continent you want and it drops you there.(i think)
protocol_alpha
2003-04-03, 04:06 PM
rats that sucks...lol iwanted to fluy it lol:D
Warborn
2003-04-03, 05:41 PM
HARTs suck. Real men drive.
MooKoo
2003-04-03, 05:42 PM
drive basilisks YIPPIE
Strygun
2003-04-03, 05:53 PM
:rolleyes:
Destroyeron
2003-04-03, 06:04 PM
Real men Drive buggies
EarlyDawn
2003-04-03, 06:20 PM
Damn right.
Hamma
2003-04-03, 06:37 PM
Just give the guy a serious answer, no need for 20 posts of wise responses ;)

You need to wait for them in your sanctuary. They arrive at set intervals and are completly automated.
BUGGER
2003-04-03, 06:44 PM
Real men drive Fords.


But here its buggies.
Tieom
2003-04-03, 07:09 PM
In the good-ol' stlye:

Real men run there in a MAX.
Roleplayers trundle up on a noisy Basilisk.
Loonies drive ANTs.
Munchkins drive Galaxy-dropped Vanguards (Yes, that is impossible).

Real men use whatever they can pick up from the corpses.
Roleplayers use the AMP.
Loonies use the Knife.
Munchkins use a 150mm cannon.

Real Men use Second Wind (Or don't use implants).
Roleplayers use Audio Amplifier.
Loonies use Darklight... with the bolt driver.
Munchkins use Personal Shield in an NC MAX.

Real men defend by using the base turrets, or doing as much damage as possible before dying.
Roleplayers defend by popping up from behind cover, firing a few shots, then disappearing again.
Loonies defend by lying down in front of enemy tanks and screaming "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE," even though they cannot be heard.
Munchkins are too busy attacking to defend.
1024
2003-04-03, 07:12 PM
:stupid:
TheRegurgitator
2003-04-03, 08:18 PM
real men cook bacon naked
BUGGER
2003-04-03, 08:18 PM
hamburgers, not bacon.
HawkEye
2003-04-03, 09:56 PM
real men walk and dont drive.
BUGGER
2003-04-03, 10:38 PM
:stupid:

heres what real men do:

make cheese brugers naked
drive Fords
drive stockcars
real men do not walk....only real women walk

hey lets start the what real women do!:D
Sando138
2003-04-03, 10:40 PM
Real men: fight tanks with bigger tanks.
Morons: fight tanks with kamikaze newbie gear.
Asshats: they fight enemy tanks?
Testosterone-Poisoned Men: fight tanks with knives (as i sit behind the turret and laugh while i mow them all down).
BUGGER
2003-04-04, 12:15 AM
"now us asshats never fight tanks, but we do watch em run over us! Pretty touching site!"