If

[MrVicchio]

IF frogs had wings they wouldn't bump thier butts when they hopped.

IF Pigs had wings they'd fly.

IF your mother had only chosen the pill instead of you....

IF you only had a brain.....

IF I ihad only just done that everything would be good...


___

POST IF saying that you know!

Trying to get an idea of Regional sayings.

I am from mainly the South.

[curvedinfinity]

If you dont come right back here young man!

If(me.power>you.power)
{
If(sex(you) == male)
{
you="dead";
}
else if(sex(you) == female)
{
you="slave";
}
else
{
you="sideshow";
}
}

Object Thought
{
private String object;
private String verb;
private String dO;
Thought(String tObject,String tVerb,String tDO)
{
object = tObject;
verb = tVerb;
dO = tDO;
}
void speakThought()
{
System.out.println(object+" "+verb+" "+dO);
}
}

Object Think
{
public void main(String args[])
{
Thought thisThought = new Thought("code","should be","standard communincation");
thisThought.speakThought();
}
}

[Mtx]

If you'd start drinking freon the world would be a better place.

If you'd stop making a new topic every hour I would be happier.

If I drink 4 beers in 20 minutes I get a buzz.

[Anam Nantom]

IF I had a dime for every time you did that, I'd be rich

IF we were meant to fly, God would have given us wings..


Ehh.. well these are just two, I don't know that many "IF" sayings other than these..

How about slang terms? Maybe there's more of them out there?

[1024]

If I cared.

[OneManArmy]

If my uncle had tits he'd be my aunt.

[Derfud]

If only i had signed up for the beta about 10 more times

[Squeeky]

If i was straight i wouldnt be squeeky

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Squeeky
If i was straight i wouldnt be squeeky
If you don't tell I wont. ;)

[Venom]

If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all .....hey, how does that go again?

[Tolvy]

Originally posted by Venom
If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all .....hey, how does that go again?

We'd all have a merry Christmas

[mikkyT]

if (open == Open)
{
beta = open;
}
else
{
beta = semi_quasi_diet_coke_of_open_not_open_enough
}

[LesserShade]

If I keep browsing PSU at work, I'm going to get canned.