I lost my arms, cant masturbate.

[ABRAXAAS]

Seriously, i was just watching CNN and this kid lost his arms in an explosion and besides the most obvious problems associtaed with loosing your arms, how do you whack off :eek: and I wunder if the make a prosthetic for that :confused:

[Sputty]

He could always have sex

[ABRAXAAS]

pffff! whatever , sex takes to much work sometimes a good whacks all yah need to cure the urge . dont get me wrong I love sex and i have a hard time going a whole day without it, but sometime you dont have the time or enegy to commit a whole hour or 2 to pleasing your girlfriend when 2 to 3 min will do it ;)

[Bighoss]

Originally posted by Sputty
He could always have sex

it might be harder to get a girl if you don't have any arms... of course there is always sympathy sex:D

[Zarparchior]

Only ABRAXAAS could look at person with no arms and say "OMG! How does he masturbate?" :p

I dunno though... Maybe he'll become very limber? :huh:

[Doobz]

autu erotic oral stimulation? is that possible? oh wait, it was on SNL, which means it must be possible

[Sputty]

Bah, that sems a little icky IMO. If you like giving oral sex then ok, just don't come near me

[Headrattle]

When i saw it I was wondering how does he play computer games. Then I thought, how does he masturbate in between playing computer games. Then I thought how does he play computer games between masturbations.

[Spider]

I like giving oral!!! To a girl :lol:

In fact some people (as me) like to give more then to receive muahaha

I'm a pleasure factory for tha ladies :rofl:

edit: Poor kid :(

[Led]

"I lost my arms, cant masturbate."

I told you to quit trying to catch my grenades, Ab :angel:

[Hamma]

I would jump off a bridge.

[Squeeky]

I remember watching howard stern, And this guy was 20, and he wacked off with his feet, because he was born without legs :eek:

[Hamma]

:confused:

You mean without arms? :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

:rolleyes:

[Strygun]

Originally posted by Hamma
:confused:

You mean without arms? :rofl:

Silly hamma..he uses his dismembered feet by holding them in his hands!

:father: :rofl:

[JonnyK]

either he meant arms, or he had feet with no legs, so his feet were right next to his willy, and it made for easy access, i'd do that :) and yes, jumping off the bridge seems like a very good solution to the original problem, good thinking hamma. you should write greeting cards or something, you could make millions

[mistled]

Originally posted by JonnyK
and yes, jumping off the bridge seems like a very good solution to the original problem, good thinking hamma. you should write greeting cards or something, you could make millions I can see them now....

Card FRONT: I heard that you lost your arms and can't masturbate.....

Inside Card: so go jump off a bridge, you loser! Best wishes.

[Denali]

he wacked off with his feet, because he was born without legs

:stupid:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I saw this chick on TV that had no arms, she could brush her teeth with her feet, write, drive, all kinds of stuff. You'd learn to adapt.

[MorphiasAC]

Originally posted by Spider
I like giving oral!!! To a girl :lol:

In fact some people (as me) like to give more then to receive muahaha

I'm a pleasure factory for tha ladies :rofl:


:cheers: to that! I'm with you.

[Spider]

:brow:

[xuur]

:rolleyes:


amateurs

[Zarparchior]

I've saved your quote Squeeky. It's hilarious. :D

And jumping off a bridge seems a little too drastic... I mean, I'm sure there are better ways to pick up chicks. :p

[Deadlock]

could always scoot across the ground like how a dog itchies its ass

[Dharkbayne]

I can't believe noone has suggested going to a hooker/whore! Like Dio!

[LaserTobias]

[COLOR=green]ROFL....I feel so sorry for this kid.....looks like he will have to get himself a personal woman\handless masturbate machine [insert hot dog into hole type] (if there is one give me the number so i can order it....Just kiddin) to do the job for him.

My blessing to this poor kid and may the machine help him calm his urges.[COLOR=green]

[Fire_Monkey]

:lol: this thread has cracked me up

[Denali]

Ha squeeky's 'masturbated with his feet b/c he was born without legs" always gets a chuckle out of me.

[BUGGER]

mm, i wonder if the guy walks on his feet even th he got no legs......

Damn, his balls should be like hackysacks or sumtin if he walks or tiptoes...:eek:

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Fire_Monkey
:lol: this thread has cracked me up

Finding it funny...I know I did when I saw this thread.
Poor kid though. No hands=Suicide time....

[DarkDragon00]

hey there are places where u stick ur *COUGH*PENIS*COUGH* into a hole in the wall and a person on the otherside, man or women cuz u never know sucks on it and does crazy crap to u and... yeah! its like a game, "will i get a chick today?"

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by DarkDragon00
hey there are places where u stick ur *COUGH*PENIS*COUGH* into a hole in the wall and a person on the otherside, man or women cuz u never know sucks on it and does crazy crap to u and... yeah! its like a game, "will i get a chick today?"



HURRAH!! Soldier!!! Terran republic does own!!! Though the hole in the wall trick was seriously funny as hell!!! LMAO

:sniper: :trsucks: = :ugh:

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