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Squeeky
2003-04-10, 06:28 AM
Ok,
I am a big butt man, Every man likes a nice butt, Post the pic of the nicest "ass" in your opinion in this thread. Here's my submission, keep it clean guy ;)
Edit: :( i am SO!!!! Sorry. As some may know, Im on a backwards sleep schedule, Someone linked me to that pic, And i just copied the URL thinking it was his own server.......i had NO clue it was gonna turn out like this. Although i should have known, I didnt know it was hosted on SA. I really feel like a dumbass. So to redeem myself, Im going to make this post better with the pic hosted on MTX's site
http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1050007205192_fots_booty.jpeg
Squeeky
2003-04-10, 06:46 AM
Btw, If your wondering, That "ass" above is not real, It is CGI
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/Animatrix.jpg
SubMerged
2003-04-10, 07:07 AM
seconded
Civilian
2003-04-10, 10:50 AM
Nicole Kidman has the greatest ass ever. I don't know if there are any pics that are postable though. :(
:stupid: :thumbsup:
Ms Kidman is what would be referred to as ass-o-liciously butt-tastic. Dunno bout the 'ever' part, but yeah...I'd wear it like a hat.
:drools:
I love this thread.
http://www.zortal.gr/gallery/gallery/Adult/butt/sexy_kolos_5.jpg
MushuuTerra
2003-04-10, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Ok,
I am a big butt man, Every man likes a nice butt, Post the pic of the nicest "ass" in your opinion in this thread. Here's my submission, keep it clean guy ;)
[I like to steal teh bandwidth]
I have that as my background...
:rolleyes:
Denali
2003-04-10, 01:18 PM
Nicole Kidman is crap. I have to go with Kylie Minogue.
Jimbo
2003-04-10, 01:23 PM
Nice pic Mtx, thanks!
Jimbo
2003-04-10, 01:27 PM
:thumbsup:
Doobz
2003-04-10, 03:38 PM
OMG, i was eating as i saw that pick... you sick bastard :eek:
Spider
2003-04-10, 03:41 PM
man this thread is fucking disgusting....
/barf
TimberWolf2K
2003-04-10, 03:47 PM
Squeeky I thought you where cool, thats just sick man.
....Im disapointed in you....
Civilian
2003-04-10, 03:50 PM
Whoever the fuck posted that should have their ass kicked. And it wasn't Squeeky.
MiniOrca
2003-04-10, 03:54 PM
that was deffinatly not squeeky, i saw this thread before and he dint post that, how the hell can someone change a pic in an already posted post?
Spider
2003-04-10, 03:55 PM
Ban whoever the fuck did this!!!!!!
:banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz:
:scared:
Spider
2003-04-10, 03:56 PM
I blame one of the admins or squeeky edited it to that :scared:
MiniOrca
2003-04-10, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Spider
Ban whoever the fuck did this!!!!!!
:banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz: :banplz:
:scared:
I agree
:mad:
Jimbo
2003-04-10, 04:15 PM
I'm confused... I don't see any absolutely horrible pics in this thread. Have they been deleted already or something?
Civilian
2003-04-10, 04:16 PM
Yes, the person that changed the photo has since changed it back. I won't go into details about what exactly it was, but it was absolutely disgusting and not at all amusing.
Spider
2003-04-10, 04:18 PM
GOD NOW ITS AS WORSE!!! ITS A GIRL WITH SOME FUCKING MELON IN HER ASS!
Jimbo
2003-04-10, 04:20 PM
Which picture are you talking about Spider?
TimberWolf2K
2003-04-10, 04:21 PM
Ok this just isnt funny, who ever is changing these picks needs band. Im not joking, the one with the mellon breaks the rules of the forum and is just gross.
:banplz:
Civilian
2003-04-10, 04:22 PM
The first picture in this thread.
And it's not worse, nothing is worse than what was posted the first time.
Let this thread die and report it. That's all we can do since Hamma doesn't seem to be around.
MiniOrca
2003-04-10, 04:26 PM
yeah nothing is worse then the first one. ugh, why would anyone post thoose disgusting pictures, i could understand changing it to a pure porno and then getting banned but this is just disgusting :mad:
OMG now it is worse, unless im seeing it wrong, ugh
Spider
2003-04-10, 04:28 PM
NOW ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE!!! *Cries*
Spider
2003-04-10, 04:30 PM
I beleive I know what it is...
The owner noticed the external linking and is having "fun" changing the pics :confused:
shadowwolf
2003-04-10, 04:35 PM
hahahaha,
don't image leech. Get your own hosting.
Squeeky linked images that weren't on his own webhost, the owner of said webhost realized this and change the images he was leeching. Bandwidth doesn't grow on trees.
Jimbo
2003-04-10, 04:37 PM
OK, I see what the problem is now. You're right it is disgusting. :ugh:
I removed the pic I put in to prevent the same crap from happening to me.
Civilian
2003-04-10, 04:37 PM
NM, I see. LMAO
Squeeky you fool! You're leeching that pic off someone who doesn't like their pics leeched! I just saw a double dick/pussy *pukes* thing!
Get rid of it! PLEASE.
On another note... here's a nice butt.
http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1050007205192_fots_booty.jpeg
Don't worry.. I'm hosting so it wont turn into something terrible.
;)
TreizeAtreides
2003-04-10, 04:40 PM
Well to make a long story short Squeeky up there was caught stealing bandwidth, this is common where he got it form and they dont take kindly to it.
Hamma
2003-04-10, 04:41 PM
Interesting that they put porn as the image :lol:
Now i Need to edit his posts dammit.
Civilian
2003-04-10, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
Interesting that they put porn as the image :lol:
Now i Need to edit his posts dammit.
You obviously didn't have the good fortune of seeing what we witnessed earlier. It most definitely was not porn.
Hamma
2003-04-10, 04:44 PM
Yea, it was some form of random image.
I'll whip squeeky a bit later.
BonnieDundee
2003-04-10, 04:45 PM
Looks like ye got owned by SomethingAwful.com :)
Lowtax doesn't exactly take kindly to bandwidth leechers, as you now know :)
Random imagine.. that burned itself into my brain!
I wish no one ever has to see that... thing. *shivers*
Strygun
2003-04-10, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
Yea, it was some form of random image.
I'll whip squeeky a bit later.
Squeeky:whip:
Civilian
2003-04-10, 04:46 PM
I'm sure he didn't know they would get so upset.
Tis all good, didn't want Squeek to get into trouble. :)
Hamma
2003-04-10, 04:47 PM
btw reason I didnt catch this earlier is I didnt come back into this thread after the first time I viewed it. Since I was at work afterall :lol:
maskedmang
2003-04-10, 04:55 PM
this is what happens when you try and steal other people's bandwidth. the net aint as free as you think it is.
btw, lowtax had nothing to do with it, but squeeky should have known from the crowd that he stole the bandwidth from that the outcome would not be pretty.
i hope you all learn a lesson from this... hotlink WITHOUT ASKING, and you'll get burnt.
Hamma
2003-04-10, 04:56 PM
I think we get the idea by now. :p
maskedmang
2003-04-10, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
I think we get the idea by now. :p
then my job is done, and i leave you with a gift to get this thread back on track.
http://balthasar.no-ip.org/images/pr0n/www.dwoloz.com/aec/denm/00180000.jpg
Sputty
2003-04-10, 05:07 PM
Ahah, Squeeky was owned.
Nohimn
2003-04-10, 05:09 PM
that was disgusting! I'll never take a dump again!!
.... damn
Hamma
2003-04-10, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by maskedmang
then my job is done, and i leave you with a gift to get this thread back on track. As long as it doesent change to something evil :love:
Sputty
2003-04-10, 05:13 PM
I hope you've all realised the ass may look like all fun and games but it's a hole that excretes fecal waste. That means, anal sex is bad! I'm talking to you Squeeky
maskedmang
2003-04-10, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
As long as it doesent change to something evil :love:
im only a dick when provoked, those images arnt getting changed anytime soon... unless they show up somewhere else, but thats not your problem :)
oh look.. page 4, this requires another shot.
http://balthasar.no-ip.org/images/SA/5046008.jpg
I hope you've all realised the ass may look like all fun and games but it's a hole that excretes fecal waste. - Sputty
as opposed to any of the other orifices that output...what?
urine?
noise?
boogers?
ear wax?
an ass is just the messenger. its the message thats questionable.
Sputty
2003-04-10, 05:33 PM
So, you're a penis, ear, nose...noise...man? I jsut don't get what's so great about asses when you consider very disgusting material comes out. Unless you're into that kind of stuff
for the most part, keep in mind that its not usually coming out of them when I'm anywhere near.
PS: Lets not talk about what I'm into. thats liable to get the place raided.
"dont knock it till you've tried it at least twice. you might have been doing it wrong the first time"
Navaron
2003-04-10, 06:16 PM
Don't make me point out what all comes out of your other option.
TheRegurgitator
2003-04-10, 07:12 PM
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt58.jpg
Tolvy
2003-04-10, 07:33 PM
oooh, shiny :cool:
Sputty
2003-04-10, 08:53 PM
AHHHH!!! I'M BLINDED!
SubMerged
2003-04-10, 08:55 PM
lol MTX, that was the original pic that squeeky had up
Deadlock
2003-04-11, 12:01 AM
they look plastic
Squeeky
2003-04-11, 02:07 AM
Way to get the thread back on topic guys, :clap: :thumbsup:
Squeeky
2003-04-11, 02:37 AM
75 PICS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xAMHO.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/x5_BUTTS.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xaxes.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbeach_red2.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/x23_09.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbn07b.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xboner.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt01.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt02.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt03.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt04.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt06.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt07.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt08.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt1.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt100.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt102.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt103.jpg
Squeeky
2003-04-11, 02:38 AM
CONTINUED....
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt09.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt104.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt105.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt11.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt12.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt15.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt16.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt17.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt18.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt19.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt20.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt25.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt26.jpg
Squeeky
2003-04-11, 02:39 AM
CONTINUED.....
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt27.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt29.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt31.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt33.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt35.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt36.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt38.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt39.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt40.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt41.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt44.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt4x4.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt50.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt52.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt54.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt56.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt57.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt59.jpg
Squeeky
2003-04-11, 02:40 AM
CONTINUED.....
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt60.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt62.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt64.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt66.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt67.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt69.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt70.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt71.jpg
Squeeky
2003-04-11, 02:41 AM
LAST BUTT(Get it?) NOT LEAST
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt72.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt73.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt74.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt75.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt76.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt77.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt79.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt80.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt81.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt82.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt83.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt84.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt87.jpg
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/xbt88.jpg
Sentrosi
2003-04-11, 08:05 AM
Is it just me, or do string bikini's really make the heart race?
I was down in Mexico for my honeymoon earlier this year and came across three women all with those string bikini's. This would not have been a problem had I been alone, I would have stared endlessly and probably started to drool into my beer. But, as chance and fate would have it, I was with my wife. A couple of glances over to the three sunning themselves and I got elbowed by my wife.
I learned something that day: I'm lucky to have a wife that can throw an elbow as well as any hockey player. GO WINGS!
*half reply, half "start of hockey playoffs" reply*
Denali
2003-04-11, 11:09 AM
Wow Squeeky. What'd I tell you about keeping your spank bank private.
Deadlock
2003-04-11, 12:51 PM
what was this about bandwidth not growing on trees? :D way to redeam urself squeeky
Pilgrim
2003-04-11, 12:57 PM
Guess we know who the Ass man of PSU is.
You go Squeak!
whoa Squeeky!
way to make my day!
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*...
here, have a brew...this could take awhile
:cheers:
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*
*copy, paste*...
Anam Nantom
2003-04-11, 03:31 PM
Squeeky, I agree. I really like "back" as well. Next to a woman's eyes, and smile.. that is.
Sputty, you are right, the butt is a hole that fecal matter comes out of.. but, you must think of it more... poetically... A man's desire towards a woman is what I like to call.. "poetic". It's not literal. Sure, urine, among possibly 3 other secretions come from a woman's "other place".. but...apparently it has not kept men from enjoying it's mysteries.
Mystery. This is what attracts men to women.. sweet mystery.
At any rate, I often ask myself, "What is it about women's eyes, thier smile, the smell of thier hair.. the long flowing hair.. thier ass, thier breasts.. what is it that keeps me looking and desiring.."
I mean, after all, women's bodies are just flesh. Just skin, just muscle, fat, blood, bones. All I know, is that it's within us. It's how we are wired. You can tell us that an ass is just a "fecal factory", we may give pause... but low and behold we are back for more :).
Truly, I know, and I hope the other guys know there is much more than ass 'n' tits, but, well, to enjoy these beauties is part of what makes men, men. After all, we are all prodominatly American here.. and it's every Americans right to share the enjoyment of womanly physical beauty. :)
I just spoke with a man from Lebanon.. he told me about some of the places over in the Middle East... the lack of freedom.. he told me about Syria, about Iraq.. and what would be done to them if they were caught doing ONE thing out of line..
God bless our FREEDOMS :)
Keep those asses rolling! ehheeh!
Jimbo
2003-04-11, 03:59 PM
I couldn't agree more Anam. Well said.
TheRegurgitator
2003-04-11, 07:57 PM
I know where squeeky got those (Heres the last part)
http://www.smileaboutit.com/booty/but.gif
Anam Nantom
2003-04-11, 11:27 PM
Pattywick.. I look at that .gif animation... I look at your sig pic.. I look at that animation, then your sig pic, BWA HAHAHHA! Clever... maybe you should incorporate it somehow? hehe.
Hamma
2003-04-12, 11:47 AM
:ugh:
Ginzue
2003-04-12, 01:24 PM
Ok patty, that ant cool.
Squeeky
2003-04-17, 12:32 PM
Bump, :(
Dont let meh booty thread die
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