The planetside scheme...

[RandoMTerroR]

I KNEW IT!!! There had to be sumthin wrong with this game... They are fucking with our minds, ultimatly to gain world control... i know it, i have seen them use the money to train chikens to gather fish bait, and make giant dams of it!!! THEY WILL FLOOD THE WORLD IN DAMS!!!
And when we have become adictive to this game, they shall set up the prices so we can no longer pay for it! That WILL cause our brain to implode, thus creating more fish bait for the chikens to gather!!! Then, when all the PS gamers are dead, there will be enough fish bait, to create the ultimate dam of doom, which will be strong enough to conquer the univers!!!

But that isnt all... They will also train dolphins, to kill all the giant squids in the sea, thus detroying the eco balance for good! Them we shall all sufficate from the huge rise in oxygen, when the algee population rises tenfold! But the sony people shall survive. voz they have the dams to hide in! WE MUST RESIST!!!

Remember: the chikens are afraid of kites. ALLWAYS have you kite with you, so u can scare all the chikens away from you!
There is also a way to tell wheter a person is a sony dude or not... u must smack them in the head with the kite! If they wonder why u did it, or starts hitting u back, they are with sony!

WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST THE CHICKENS!!! they are the ones behind this evil scheme. They dont want to lay eggs no more, so they are rebelling!!! But we will not give up our rigth to hardboiled eggs in the morning!! And dont forget... The kite is the only thing that can resist them... All go quickly and buy one, so u can defend your selves!! but first:

QUICKLY GIVE YOUR CD-KEYS AND BETA CD'S TO ME, SO I CAN KEEP THEM IN A SAFE PLACE! WE MUST FIGTH THEM BACK!!! WE CANT LET ANY CHIKEN LEFT ALIVE!

[Prowler]

Mental problems eh? :rolleyes:

[Venoxile]

I don't get it, hmmmm? *tilts his head sideways until it pops off*

[Sputty]

Seems to me like someone needs his Ritalin

[RandoMTerroR]

HAH!! I KNEW IT!!!

come here hamma, i wanna tell u sumthin...

/me smacks hamma in the head with kite

Hamma begins violently assulting me...

THERE!!! hes is with sonY!!!

ITS GAME DISCUSSION, COZ IT DISCUSSES THE LEATHAL PROSPECKTS IN PLAYING IT...

(ehhmm... as a side note... im a total nutcase, and what ever i say in this thread should not be taken seriously...)

[MushuuTerra]

[o][m][g]


Really? shit...Well Damn, If only i had knew sooner.

[Omicron]

:chomp:

[Terik]

Jeesus christ, what the hell did your parents do to you when you were a kid? :eek:

[Nohimn]

beware the Jabberwok as well....

[Happy lil Elf]

Needstoplaybetaitis?

[RandoMTerroR]

YOU MUST BELIEVE ME!!!

it is true!

I will now figth evil in my dreams, but tomorrow i shall return with more information of how to figth this evil!!!


We must resist the urge to play planetside... it is the chikens work!

[Streamline]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/wtfcatchlightningbottle-BuudWeizErr.jpg

[RandoMTerroR]

U must believe me... Every part of my statement is true!!! Just try and smack people in the head with a kite, they will violently assault you... that is not normal, and that is why it is the way to find out who is with sony...

But now allmost everyone is with sony, so be carefull out there, and ONLY TRUST YOUR TOENAILS!!!

[RandoMTerroR]

Heres a poem to sleep on for all of you:

Roses are brown, violets are brown...
HEY!!! who the fuck has pooped in my flowerbed?!?

[Sputty]

Right....:rolleyes:

[Spider]

Either of two apply to you...

a) Take more drugs

b) Take less drugs

[Sputty]

I'm more partial to 'a' myself

[Terik]

Originally posted by Spider
Either of two apply to you...

a) Take more drugs

b) Take less drugs

:rofl:

[Squeeky]

:huh: Wtf?

[Vis Armata]

Hm.

[TheRegurgitator]

:mad: DOWN WITH SONY! DOWN WITH SONY! DOWN WITH SONY! :mad: DOWN WITH SONY! DOWN WITH SONY! DOWN WITH SONY! :mad: DOWN WITH SONY! DOWN WITH SONY! DOWN WITH SONY!:mad:

[RandoMTerroR]

Dont make fun of this, i am serious!!!

Have you ever noticed how all the PSU admins reply with a smilie like this one? :huh:

It has HYPNOTIC EYES!!!!

They post secret messages that cannot be seen by the human eye, but i know what they are telling us!!!

I gave my kite sunglasses on, and it told me the true mening of that smilie!!!

PLAY PLANETSIDE, PLAY PLANETSIDE!!!
BUY OUR GAME, BUT OUR GAME!!!
GIVE US MONEY, GIVE US MONEY!!!
GIVE US POWER, GIVE US POWER!!!
PLAY PLANETSIDE, PLAY PLANETSIDE!!!...

and it goes on and on like that as long as you look on the smilie!!!

And hamma is their leader! dont EVER trust hamma, coz he is the evil! He is the master chiken in diguese!

U MUSNT BE TEMPTED!!!

And remember: The oak trees are in it too! havent you seen how all the chikens love oak trees? they walk around near them, to discuss their evil scheme to take over the world!!!

[RandoMTerroR]

ARRRRRGHH!!! You have all become silent!!! the chikens have u all!!!! IM ALL ALONE!!!...


ok, think random, think!!! how do i free the people?

HAH, i shall use my supreme knowlegde and power, and my TEASPOONS!!!!

Just a bit of honey, on the tea spoon, and then ill jam it up the ass of every chiken i find!

That ougth to drive the chiken out of anyone.

Ill be back when i have freed my neigbourghhood!!!

/me runs out of my house, and begins to smack ppl in the head with my kite, and jamming teaspoons up their ass.

[simba]

have u taken ur pills :confused:
lmao, keep up the shitting , I wanna hear the end of the story.

[Rainer]

:rofl: very interesting.........yea......

[RandoMTerroR]

*Pheew*

I have now succesfully freed my entire neigbourhood, and allthough ppl migth be mad at me now, they will soon understand why i did it, and feel glad about it!!! Ehhhm... even though they migth not be able to sit for the next 2 weeks... But anyway...

I have recently discovered more ways to figth chikens... USE TOMATO JUICE!!! They hate it like the plague, and it tastes great too...

But, what is this??? An arm??? And its purple... How did that thing get under my table.... *ARRRRRRGGHHHGGH!!!!*

*Slibery noises and continued screaming, with random noises that sounds like some1 shooting a shotgun into a bowl of pudding*

"TAke that! And THAT!!! u damn traitior!"

/me gets out from under the tabel

Ill be back once i get this squid arm out of my ear...

[Ginzue]

This guy is a few cans short of a 6 pack...

[Ginzue]

Lets play the counting game! How long will it take for this guy to get banned?

[RandoMTerroR]

HES A CHIKEN, HES A CHIKEN!!!

Look at him spamming away in a futile attempt to get to a higher rank, thus getting more influence!!!

But u shall not fool me, foul chiken! Prepare to face ur ultimate nigthmare!

/me whips out my kite, and a can of tomato juice!

[Ginzue]

Are you a Vanu?

[RandoMTerroR]

GASP!!!

How did he know that?

He most be a �ber chiken, with mind reading abilitys!!!


Or maybe he saw my avatar, and allthough an terran, he cougth on...

[Ginzue]

You, a Vanu... Well that explanes a hell of a lot.

[Flameseeker]

Foolish Random. Too bad you didn't know that the "chikens" were but mere pawns in my master plan to have my Gopher Pirates take over the PlanetSide Beta?
Yes, I Flameseeker, a called and ordained Captain of the Pirate Gopher fleets pillage and loot for Planetside Betas and coupons at Wal-Mart.
Not even the power of shotgun blasted pudding, kites, or anally inserted honey can match the power of me nautical gopher crews.

With me faithful crews, and me trusty ship, The Rusty Duckling, we will take over the Beta!

[Ginzue]

Well I guess its true, never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

[RandoMTerroR]

Flameseeker... how can u do this to me???

I thougth u were one of us... *sigh* not many of us left now...

But i have the answer to all mankinds prayers!

It is....


Genetcly enhanced RABBITS!!!


They go for the throat on any Gopher they see! And when i feed them cranberry mustard, they go on a rampage and kills chikens in the dusins!


Ohhh, and that squid u sent to get me? I made a hat out of it, yeah... a real nice one too.