Calling 911?

[Squeeky]

Here my question to you guys

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How many times have you called 911?
How many times has someone called 911 for you
Explain the circumstances
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Here is my breakdown

I've called 911 around 20 times. 90% of those calls were either reporting traffic accidents/crazy people/fights/gunshots stuff like that. Too much to list :rolleyes:

I've had 911 called for/on me 9 times.

1. Got stung by a bee, Im allergict to bee stings, Went into shock and passed out

2. Broke my arm
3. Compound fractures arm
4. Compound fractured arm (same bone, next year)
5. Compound fractured leg
6. Knocked out for 15 minutes, concussion. (lost conciousness after colliding with someone at a skate park)
7. Got into a fight with some asshat, Cops came and broke it up.
8. Got busted for skating at a school afterhours
9. Got hit by a car, (very very minor)

So lets here it folks

[Saint]

Ummmm 911, what is that?

I have never had it called for me, but I have called it for my friend when he broke his leg on a snowmachine. :D

I can't remember all the times that I have called it for my stupid friends, the reason I remember this one is because I laughed at him for 10 minutes before I actually called it. He did something really stupid.

[VashTheStamped]

i never have had to dial 911...

[OneManArmy]

in my younger days I called 911 but it wasn't for any emergency :rolleyes: .... c'est la vi....

[SubZeroAnarchy]

lol 15 times called on me

1-10..Possesion
11 Broken Leg
12 Broken Arm
13 Fight
14 Beer
15. Party

[Sando138]

Umm.... define 'posession' for me as it is used here, so i know whether to break out the crosses and call a priest....

[SubZeroAnarchy]

Pot

[Prowler]

Someones been puffing the magic dragon :D

[SubZeroAnarchy]

u damn right i have rofl

[TheRegurgitator]

I did when I was little. Fire Department was the first to arrive...

[Bighoss]

this retarded guy hit me with a car when I was on a bike, he completely missed the stop sign. Well anyway I was fine but he wouldn't let me go anywhere and then some neighbors came out and were making a big deal and wouldn't let me go anywhere. The amblience came and I went to the hospital to find that nothing was wrong but I had done 600 dollars worth of damage to the car:D MAN IS STRONGER THAN MACHINE:D

[Nohimn]

I had 911 called for me once b/c of a robbery. Otherwise, I have never broken any body parts, and whenever I do, I "walk it off" for about a month or two.:rolleyes:

[BUGGER]

6 times.

1. house next door caught on fire
2. car caught on fire
3. powerbox caught on fire
4. house nearly caught on fire (damn tree)
5. grandma caught on fire:D (na she was bleeding)
6. i heard guns farely close to me house....like bout 2-4....

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Squeeky

Here is my breakdown

1. Got stung by a bee, Im allergict to bee stings, Went into shock and passed out

2. Broke my arm
3. Compound fractures arm
4. Compound fractured arm (same bone, next year)
5. Compound fractured leg
6. Knocked out for 15 minutes, concussion. (lost conciousness after colliding with someone at a skate park)
7. Got into a fight with some asshat, Cops came and broke it up.
8. Got busted for skating at a school afterhours
9. Got hit by a car, (very very minor)



That explains a lot. ;)

[Ginzue]

Only a few times, the only ones that are of any revelance are at the 4th of july (all of my friends are pyros and many are air force freaks with explosice stuff). Um a few times I was called on was for:

Methane bomb (paper bag of manuer and disel fuel)

Hindenberg bomb (hydrogen balloon strapped to a mouse)

House on fire

Neighbors house on fire

Neighbor hit with a 3 (wuss) pound rocket on the 4th

4000 square meter smoke bomb (firend sells em at www.force-ten.com)

Rabid dog

M16 and M4A1 goin off (Whoo hoo 4th of july!)

Flare morters (the REAL ones the army use :D)

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I seldom get in trouble for the 4th of july stuff becacsue evary other person around my neighborhood (live on a beach) does the same thing :D

[Ginzue]

Oh, forgot the incident with the 3 firework morters duck taped together and lit on the ground, happy times :D

(no one called 911 on me for this one) Oh and last year on the 4th I had this big foam raft that I found on the beach so I put 5 bags of carasien on it, lit it and shoved it into the water. BOOM! soaked a ton of rich yuppys :p

[Toimu]

911, once, great grandmother had been sick for 3 days. She calle me in the room, and ask me to call 911. She is 82 now :)

[NeoTassadar]

Twice.
I was pretty young, like 4-5, not sure.
Fell through the floor of a house I was helping to build (already good with tools), broke my leg. Twenty miles from nearest hospital. If the car could fly. It turned out around forty, damn mountain roads. When I got to hospital, found out my leg was broken in very specific and unlucky way. One that promotes bone growth. They sometimes do it intentionally to give midgets another half-inch or so. So, do the math on that one.
A little after the cast came off, fell backward off a five-pound steel seat swing. It was going pretty high, and I was in a crouch when it came back. Equalizing the luck from my previous injury, there was no brain damage. I did get several stitches in my forehead, however.

[Mtx]

Explosives!

My personal favorite is taking a CO2 canister and filling it with gunpowder. After that, push a wick in (cannon wick works great) and put some glue around the top (holds it in the CO2 canister. Get some ductape (God bless the man who invented ductape) and lay it out on the ground. Then pour BB's all over it. Then wrap it around the CO2 canister and put another layer of ductape on it to hold the first piece of tape in place. What do you get?

The ultimate weapon against any mailbox. Or you could use it for more sinister purposes.

[NeoTassadar]

Duct tape a marble to the primer of a shotgun shell, throw.

[Mtx]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
Duct tape a marble to the primer of a shotgun shell, throw.

And if it lands aiming at you? :(

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
It turned out around forty, damn mountain roads. i live in on the top of the mountain.....and dont ask me how long it takes, fer medics it nearly took 2 hours....and they get to speed!

but fer some reason i cant get direct tv.....damn trees

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by Mtx
And if it lands aiming at you? :( If you have half a mind, you're behind some damn good cover. And if it does, you threw it really screwed up. The weight of the marble makes it land marble-down, which is the only way it goes off anyway.

[Mtx]

Hey, you could find someone standing a few feet infront of a wall and... assasination!

[OneManArmy]

Originally posted by Mtx
Hey, you could find someone standing a few feet infront of a wall and... assasination!


EXCELLENT IDEA!!! :thumbsup:

[Zatrais]

Called 911 (well, 112 as it's here in norway) 1 time, when i broke some guys arm at practice.. bone was sticking out.

Have had 911 called on me once, practice accident. Broke my collarbone (think thats the english word), bone sticking out... not pretty hehe. now my right collarbone sticks an inch out from the left.

[Terik]

LOL a balloon filled with hydrogen tied to a mouse!!?? A mouse as in a living breathing creature?! LOL, what happens to the mouse when the balloon explodes?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lonehunter]

Times 911 called on me,

1)Me and my friends packed a bunch of matcheads inside a tennis ball (We made more then one) then threw them inside a gastation. The friction of the matches makes them ignite and shoot out little fireballs.

2)Throwing rocks at Kmart doors.

3)Making a snowbowl bomb with a 3-liter pop bottle and throwing it in Kmart

4)Putting a snowbowl bomb in lunch room trash can at school.

5)Got drunk, had a bon-fire and some loud music. Cops came and we took off. (Don't run through woods when your drunk.)

6)Concusion from football

7)The most recent, stealing a stereo from Walmart.

8 and up)Vandalism (Eggs, toiletpaper, M120s, etc...)

With my excellent lieing I've only been to court twice and was proven guilty once were I recieved 400 hours of comunity service. It's a good thing the justice system sucks becouse if they knew about everything I've done, I'd probaly be in jail right now.

Times called 911,

I called 911 once on a drug deal about to go down becouse the two guys screwed me over and was geting revenge. The only downside was one of them was my dealer. :/

Ever since a friend of mine got busted and went to jail for 5 years I've stopped doing so much.

[Ginzue]

LOL a balloon filled with hydrogen tied to a mouse!!?? A mouse as in a living breathing creature?! LOL, what happens to the mouse when the balloon explodes?

What do ya think? :blowup: :rofl:

Oh, I made a matchstick bomb once, they work great, got it from the Anarchyest Cookbook.

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
7)The most recent, stealing a stereo from Walmart. /me looks at stereo, then picks it up and runs away...