Vanu Training Manual Uncovered!!!

[Unregistered]

This is from the Official Vanu training manual. It shows how to put Alien Technology to use......

http://home.earthlink.net/~greatdane850/pics/vanu_hat_diagram.jpg

[Airlift]

popcorn:

[�io]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Doobz]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Tobias]

When we find the trator who let that get out.....

[Mold]

lmao, err i mean you will be assimilated

[Lazare]

...but at last it works...

[Lexington_Steele]

I see you missed the second. third, and fourth pages of that document.

Page 2 discusses exactly how to achieve interdimentional travel with the beany.

Page 3 discusses aligning the beany so that women have an uncrontrollable urge to sleep with the wearer of the beany. :hug: (not that the vanu need it since we have a naturaly wonderful sence of style, and fashion) :cool2:

Page 4 tells how to use the beany to gain entrance to the restaraunt that has the best pizza in the universe. No pizza for you!!!

[Unregistered]

New I Vanu Slogan: "I only do what the beenie tells me to"

:D

[KoldFusion]

Does this beanie have stealth properties like the f-117 or will it make it easier to lock on the helpless vanu grunt? :)

[Zarparchior]

It also doubles as protection from mind reading abilities of the psychic ninja monkeys that are working for the TR and NC.

Or so the beanie tells me. :D

[Camping Carl]

The beanie is reflective, that way snipers get easy headshots on vanu.

[Jinxmasta]

Vanu: Unregistered:
:sniper: :tear:

[Qanamil_Rafiki]

That's a bad analogy.

[Jinxmasta]

No it will be a true analogy once beta comes out or release or whenever Unregistered will be playing!

[GreatDane]

What if he decides to register for Planetside? Then you won't know who he is.

[Unregistered]

Quiet!!

If it weren't for those kids, and that damn dog my plan would have worked perfectly.

[Hamma]

:rofl: