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cynicalscope
2003-04-15, 08:07 AM
Lets say, Sony calls you up in the middle of the day and says "Hey whats up "insert name here".. So what are you doing fucker.. We got a deal for you. If you let sporkfire come to your house and kick you in the berries/boobies. We will give you beta.."
How many people here would go through with it.
Hamma
2003-04-15, 08:27 AM
:huh:
:lol:
Venom
2003-04-15, 09:06 AM
I voted no, because well, I perfer to keep the family jewels in tip top condition.
mikkyT
2003-04-15, 10:02 AM
Ive got 3 kids, Ive done my bit for the population. NOW GIVE ME MY BETA :lol:
JonnyK
2003-04-15, 12:14 PM
no use in wasting my nutz0rz, i already have beta in t3h mail :brow:
Lexington_Steele
2003-04-15, 12:41 PM
The fact that I have been in beta for about a month aside, I would not allow my precious to be damaged for any beta.
You would be hard pressed to find anyhting to offer me, that would pursuade me to offer my sack of Goodly McGoodlyness as a sacrifice.
Dharkbayne
2003-04-15, 02:36 PM
How about 10000000000000000000000000 dollars?
Squeeky
2003-04-15, 03:43 PM
SporkFire lives real close to me, I may go find him and put the offer on the table :brow:
Sputty
2003-04-15, 03:45 PM
Stop trying to have sex with the Devs Squeeky!
Dharkbayne
2003-04-15, 03:46 PM
Squeeky, I saw you in beta, you just wanna have sex with the devs, its not about planetside, IS IT?!?!?!
simba
2003-04-17, 01:37 PM
wot has happened 2 darkbane!? His rank is "spammer"? :huh: :huh: first time ive used that smiley :p
Considering that my cd's probably going to show up today, i'd have to say no. :D
Zarparchior
2003-04-17, 03:32 PM
If it was for an Exclusive Beta slot when they first started:
Yes. :p
Being kicked in the boobs HURTS :(
Sputty
2003-04-17, 04:23 PM
Well, nothing compared to the balls. No way in hell. It's connected to alot of nerves and it probably is meant to hurt ALOT to try to protect them. But, sometimes I'll just sit on them or whatever, and I'll be sitting there moaning as it hurts so much for like half an hour, consider if they were kicked...shudder...
edit: Also, the kicker must be pretty good at kicking to hit you in the boobs. It's alot easier to kick someone's lower body than their upper.
*boots Sputty in the 'nads*
You are right, it DOES look like it hurts more :D
/runs
Sputty
2003-04-17, 04:28 PM
You don't have to run. I'm going to rolling on the ground for the next 10 minutes. BTW, someone kicked me in the balls like a year ago and that's what I did. It happened to "accidentally" be done by my sister. I rolled around on that carpet groaning in pain for 10 minutes. Then I crawled to my bed and rolled there.
Zarparchior
2003-04-17, 04:33 PM
:ugh:
You have my utmost sympathies.
Hopefully I'll never have to empathize with you. :(
Lanizer
2003-04-17, 04:35 PM
Saying that if I didn't have beta already, I would let him kick me(after secretly wearing a cup of steel) then I would have to kill him.
Simba: Dark was quite the spammer when he first arrived at this paradise so they dubbed him Spammer.
Hamma
2003-04-17, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Led
*boots Sputty in the 'nads*
You are right, it DOES look like it hurts more :D
/runs :lol:
ns
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel
Considering that my cd's probably going to show up today, i'd have to say no. :D
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