LOL some funny ass PS sounds

[TRscpd]

For those in the beta goto your Planetside folder. In there you should see a file called 3dsounds.wav.

Double click on it, it's not encrypted. Now move your slider till you get to the time of 41 minutes and 15 seconds.

There will be some crunching sounds but at 41:20 you will hear some ROUGH SEX. Grunts and growns list listen to it for like 2-3 minutes you'll see what I mean

[Rabidmutt]

Who the hell took to time to make all those grunt sounds? Jebus. :huh:

[LiquidThunder]

LMFAO


this is quite possibly the greatest thing i've ever heard
-LT

[Camping Carl]

uhh...

Is it a joke or something, or just audio porn?

[Vash]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:thumbsup:

[TRscpd]

i dont know maybe they where having sex at the time and it sounded good so they put it ingame?? :P

[Strygun]

Someone record that section and upload it somewhere, for those of us not in beta.

[afex]

:lol:

damn she must be getting impaled.

[SpacemanSpiff]

By a minotaur maybe. :p

[Tieom]

Come on, let us in on the joke. They might not put that into retail and we'll NEVER know what it was!
Recordings, please!

[PeregineDive]

You're ruining the moment for us! We want to hear!!


-PD

[BUGGER]

Common, just record the sounds and give us a link to em!

[Sando138]

They mean a sound effect. after that point on the recording, it is the female 'hit sounds'. the computer probably uses a random number generator to decide which of them to play when a female character gets injured. but all of the assorted groans, moans, and 'ahh!'s played in a row probably sounds like somebody 'be showin her some lovin'.

[BUGGER]

Well I want the "be showin her some lovin" stuff!:D

[Hamma]

Sounds rough :rofl:

[WNxUndeadFenix]

maybe theyre thinking of adding some NPCs into the game.. some sleazy hooker NPCs....that would explain all of the extra grunts...

[d3ath4u]

Ahh, i wanna see! upload it or something

[BladeRunner]

Here you go (http://members.cox.net/jessej/psmoans.mp3).. Poor guys..

[Drex]

OMG I cant breath. That was hilarious!

[TopBramen]

LMAO that was one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard... I think I saw in the user agreement that you're not aloud to distribute the game files...hence the mp3s...someone might want to look up on that

[TopBramen]

Found it....This is from the liscence agreement on beta site:
"1.2 License Restrictions. Recipient shall not:

(a) Sublicense to, transfer, distribute or permit use of the Beta Software by, any third party;

(b) Reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the Beta Software;

(c) Make copies of the Beta Software other than one (1) copy for back-up purposes to be used solely as a replacement for the original copy, provided that Recipient includes on the back-up copy all copyright and other notices that are included on the Beta Software; and

(d) Export the Beta Software in violation of the export control laws of the United States of America and other countries."

[BlackHawk]

I don't think they'd mind someone posting a funny 800k mp3 file :cool:. That stuff is more about preventing people from zipping up their PS folder and putting it on Kazaa.

BTW, that was pretty damn funny. Thanks BR!

[BUGGER]

Leave , my mom is in the room right now and sleeping. I will listen to it tomarrow.

[BladeRunner]

I didn't even consider the legality of posting the file. I post screenshots too, which are technically part of the beta software.

If you think it's really going to be an issue, I can remove it just as easily as I uploaded it.

[TheAngelOfWar]

rofl, that's damn halarious. clearly a NC big gun having its way with a wussy vanu woman.

actually, i'd love to see someone run up to a female max and stab away for about 5 minutes with a combat knife, gotta be something good there.

[WeaponssBug]

holy crap....

[Ruthless]

LOL!!!!!!!

[BeerJedi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can't tell if it was just plain rough sex or someone just gave birth do an alien.

[siliconcowboy]

Originally posted by BladeRunner
If you think it's really going to be an issue, I can remove it just as easily as I uploaded it.

Once it's on the web you can't ever remove it, someone is bound to have copied it already, but I highly bout it'll be an issue.

[Mold]

:rofl:
I think this is a recording of the PenisMax (http://www.digitalcrap.com/PenisMAX.gif) at work

[Miir]

OMG... that is the best!

lmao

[Jimbo]

:rofl:

Now that is some seriously funny stuff!

[Lendl]

I'm very disturbed now :eek:

;)

at least they have a lot of ummm...variety...

[WNxUndeadFenix]

my god! that is insane...maybe someone shoved the barrel of a vanguard up the chicks ass...yow...we should all ask the devs if they have any footage of when the voice captures took place... id like to see soem chicks try to make those noises by themselves...impossible

[Mazuli]

Rarely do I ever laugh out loud at something on the computer.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[BUGGER]

woa.....that was F'ed up.....:D

So there are many sounds tht women make when they die hu?:p

[Knuckles]

I actually had to bit my lip there, in order not to loose it totally. (My wife and kid is sitting like 4 meters from me, wathing a Harry Potter Video. would be alot of splaining to do if I all out of a sudden busted a kidney from laughing.)

To me it sure sounds like a helluva lotta ' rock n' roll' going on. :brow:

[Tieom]

....
:eek:

That's pretty damn nasty...
Good thing they didnt alternate the male/female grunts.

[FraBaktos]

HAHAHAHA HILARIOUS. :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[thegame109]

HAHAHAH way to make me piss my pants ROFL!

[�io]

:lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

Classic!! :D

[Strygun]

:rofl: hahahaahahaha I am cracking up....it's amazing how sounds together can be so funny. I love the part where it sounds like she's vomiting.

hahhahahahaha this is hilarious