STFU, the poem

[Dharkbayne]

I found a kewl poem, here it is


Shut the Fuck Up!
C oulter Jacobs



The walls are as thin as eyelashes,

Shut the Fuck up!

Yer conversations are meaningless,

Shut the Fuck up!

I have to work at 4 a.m.!

Shut the Fuck up!

Techno is not a form of music,

Shut the Fuck up!

I don�t wanna hear you & yer old hag,

Shut the Fuck up!

The TV might as well be in here,

Shut the Fuck up!

Quit pounding on the walls,

Shut the Fuck up!

Why do you take 5 showers in 2 hours?

Shut the Fuck up!

Turn your guitar down or atleast tune it,

Shut the Fuck up!

The 5 a.m. shift is siphoning my entrails,

Shut the Fuck up!

Your ceiling is my floor,

Shut the Fuck up!

Quit slamming the goddamn cabinets,

Shut the Fuck up!

Our bedroom walls are the same,

Shut the Fuck up!

Tell your friends to go home,

Shut the Fuck up!

I hate Pacific Beach,

Shut the Fuck up!

Cop sirens, bottlesmash, cigaretteash, girlscreams,

Shut the Fuck up!

Gotta move on outta hear and . . .

Shut the Fuck up!





Pacific Beach,

1-09-02

(Damn, 1st poem of the New Year,

Shut the Fuck up!)

11:15 a.m.

[Yuyi]

:eek:

[Fire_Monkey]

:rolleyes:

[Camping Carl]

Yet another IQ-dropping, brain-dissolving post by dharkbayne.

[Unregistered]

What's that, I didn't hear you?
Shut the fuck up!
Come on a little louder
Shut the fuck up!
Everybody N 2 Gether now
Shut the fuck up!

[Lanizer]

That song doesn't flow with me.

[Camping Carl]

Hey cool, I'm on your victim list!

But what'd I do?

[Dharkbayne]

cuz you haf a shoerdt attenshun span and u tink dat vanew sux0rz, but reallllee the NC ant da RT sx0x00x0xzrr!!!! 111111!11!1!11111!!! yuo get 2 cocokes! Wit teh wihpped ceream!!!!!!!11111

[Yuyi]

Originally posted by Unregistered
What's that, I didn't hear you?
Shut the fuck up!
Come on a little louder
Shut the fuck up!
Everybody N 2 Gether now
Shut the fuck up!

Limp Bizkit = lose

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Yuyi
Limp Bizkit = lose

I agree, but you have to admit that album had a few cool tunes.

[Squeeky]

Nice poem :rolleyes: :lol:

[Yuyi]

Originally posted by Unregistered
I agree, but you have to admit that album had a few cool tunes.

A few i was a limp bizkit fan back in college but now its like old. i heard there coming out with another album.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Nice poem :rolleyes: :lol:

Why thank you, I found it while looking for STFU pictures to spam on these boards :)

[kid klash]

i would've loved that peom, had my mother not been in the room when i read it...

[Fire_Monkey]

:rofl:

[Zarparchior]

:spam:

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by Zarparchior
:spam:

:mad:

[Ginzue]

Ok... nice poem :rolleyes:

Oh and I just noticed that 'Spammer' custom name for Dharkbayne... ROFL!!! Now evaryone will know his evil and vile deeds, or maby Hamma has some wierd attraction to you...

[Lanizer]

Originally posted by Camping Carl
Hey cool, I'm on your victim list!

But what'd I do?

Your signature told me to put you on there.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by Ginzue
Ok... nice poem :rolleyes:

Oh and I just noticed that 'Spammer' custom name for Dharkbayne... ROFL!!! Now evaryone will know his evil and vile deeds, or maby Hamma has some wierd attraction to you...

Hehe, lol, I wanted the "Spam God", but Hamma hasn't replied on that yet. :(

[Zarparchior]

Whoracle = Spam God. :(

Didn't he get l33t whore in like 3 days? :ugh:

[Dharkbayne]

^Doesn't know that I don't know who whoracle is, doesn't know that I have about 500 posts in about 1 month^

[Dharkbayne]

DOH! I thought this was the person above you thread!

[Zarparchior]

WTG :thumbsup:

:p

[Dharkbayne]

LOL, I know, I am an idiot,

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Zarparchior
Whoracle = Spam God. :(

Didn't he get l33t whore in like 3 days? :ugh: Yea, he was on a roll. Until I banned him.

I think I banned him anyway, he may have just gotten bored and left :p

[Zarparchior]

Heh, I think that was around the time I took my leave of absense. I figured he was either banned or wasn't able to entertain himself here with all the Nazi Admins glaring at him. :D

[Dharkbayne]

You wouldn't ban me would you hamma?

[Denali]

:nazi:


You have more posts in a month than I do in 6...that's sad.

[Dharkbayne]

This is like post #470