Conspiracy Theory

[Headrattle]

There are no CD's in the mail. Yep, that is right, there aren't any. How many people reply "I got mine" when people complain? Few, and they went out days ago. Yet everyday I run outside to meet the mailman, and everyday he laughs at me.

In fact I am under the assumtion that there is no Planetside. Oh you might see people posting pictures and complaining about how the "Pheonix sux!" and "Vanu Sux!" But they are actually in
on it. It is part of the EULA and NDA.

Oh I think it exists in a small way. In order to make screenshots and movies. But other then that I think it is a massive conspiracy against us! And some of you are in on it.

You know how much people will look forward to this and how high our expectations will be. And you know that they can't meet our expectations! So they are playing some insanely complex practicle joke.

PROVE ME WRONG!

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Headrattle
.......Yet everyday I run outside to meet the mailman, and everyday he laughs at me......

Yep and he's laughing all the way home, where he plays PlanetSide with the Beta CD he stole from you.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Headrattle
...But other then that I think it is a massive conspiracy against us! And some of you are in on it...


Not me :D

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by Headrattle
There are no CD's in the mail. Yep, that is right, there aren't any. How many people reply "I got mine" when people complain? Few, and they went out days ago. Yet everyday I run outside to meet the mailman, and everyday he laughs at me.

In fact I am under the assumtion that there is no Planetside. Oh you might see people posting pictures and complaining about how the "Pheonix sux!" and "Vanu Sux!" But they are actually in
on it. It is part of the EULA and NDA.

Oh I think it exists in a small way. In order to make screenshots and movies. But other then that I think it is a massive conspiracy against us! And some of you are in on it.

You know how much people will look forward to this and how high our expectations will be. And you know that they can't meet our expectations! So they are playing some insanely complex practicle joke.

PROVE ME WRONG!


http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/putitdownlotrcrack-Captain_Casual.jpg

[Headrattle]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Yep and he's laughing all the way home, where he plays PlanetSide with the Beta CD he stole from you.

I wouldn't doubt it. The bastard. I'll bet it is revenge for putting that beartrap in my mailbox.

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/Youareanidiothahahayaloser.gif


There, that should solve everything, BTW, I made it myself!

[Sando138]

http://gonci.aowc.net/user/files/395/spamwarning.bmp
This explains a lot...

[Headrattle]

Silly Dharkbayne. Insults will get you no where. Especially when you write like that.