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Lonehunter
2003-04-18, 11:55 PM
How Untelligent are you? I'm 44% untelligent

Untelligence test (http://test3.thespark.com/untest/)

Denali
2003-04-19, 12:06 AM
81%...i'm not sure if that's good or bad....

Khronos
2003-04-19, 12:07 AM
79% for me

Fire_Monkey
2003-04-19, 12:11 AM
47% Un-telligent

Khronos
2003-04-19, 12:17 AM
un-telligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.

so i take it its good to be high

:p

Sando138
2003-04-19, 12:47 AM
83%
kickass!

FliggenMan
2003-04-19, 12:50 AM
89% HERE

Ginzue
2003-04-19, 02:33 AM
29... what does that mean?

Jaged
2003-04-19, 03:01 AM
96%

bite me!

BUGGER
2003-04-19, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by Khronos
so i take it its good to be high Really? Hey someone get me a marker!:D

Sentrosi
2003-04-19, 03:17 AM
93% untilligint :)

Spinnaker
2003-04-19, 03:22 AM
i got 86 but hougth the first question wa bout who youlike better gurys or girls... so it made me a girl

Anam Nantom
2003-04-19, 03:27 AM
Here's me, if interested, hehe:


For the record, you are:

61% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

BUGGER
2003-04-19, 03:35 AM
69...

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is disgustingly below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

mistled
2003-04-19, 07:46 AM
83%

Lonehunter
2003-04-19, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by BUGGER33
Really? Hey someone get me a marker!:D

Screw the markers! Bust out the "Herbal Medicine"






























(Weed)

Venom
2003-04-19, 09:56 AM
The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

76% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 76% Un-telligent

Squeeky
2003-04-19, 10:12 AM
76% :confused:

Bighoss
2003-04-19, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
96%

bite me!

wow you didn't retake the test until you got the highest score possible :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

80%
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 80% Un-telligent

JonnyK
2003-04-19, 02:49 PM
87 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Shadowsword8
2003-04-19, 03:21 PM
75%, and same comments than Bighoss...

�io
2003-04-19, 03:28 PM
79 here

I'm not from the U.S., so please disregard this question and anything else you might want to know about American currency, you egocentric capitalist bastards.

:lol:

Love that! :D

EineBeBoP
2003-04-19, 04:57 PM
69% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%


ummm Hooray?

simba
2003-04-19, 05:22 PM
I suck I suck

Marlboro Man!!
2003-04-19, 08:09 PM
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

30% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 66% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 30% Un-telligent

so i take it this is a bad thing??:mad:

Bighoss
2003-04-19, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by �io
79 here



:lol:

Love that! :D

it was the penny if there all facing the direction there meant to.

The only thing I thought about was if you flip the coin around you can have them all face the same direction... I just put the penny anyway.

DarkDragon00
2003-04-19, 09:09 PM
44% un-intelligent
with a 42% chance of getting thrown in jail cuz i like to kill people then suffer!!! and thats true! Not the jail part, just the part if u mess with me u end up growing tress.!
I will survive...

edit - i think that means im 56% intellignet which is fine with me!

zannal
2003-04-19, 09:47 PM
i feel stupid but, 64% Un-telligent
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 51% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Your Mom
2003-04-20, 01:22 AM
63% :D

Hamma
2003-04-20, 03:34 PM
I didnt know my Mom whored these forums.

Squeeky
2003-04-20, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
I didnt know my Mom whored these forums.


Shutup fuckstick :lol: (inside joke)

�io
2003-04-20, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Shutup fuckstick :lol: (inside joke)

Yeah i'm sure you know Hamma's inside pretty well Squeeky. :D

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Don't forget people!

Crono
2003-04-20, 09:53 PM
The majority of the people here are most likely lying.