Mtx
2003-04-22, 12:20 AM
...I'm fucked up.
You know, if you were to actually meet me in person you would realize I am nothing like this personality. I just get a kick out of fucking with computer geeks.
... I am a computer geek.
*thinks*
I don't think that's a bad thing. The more inteligent (excluding everyone in the Navy :p) people spend a lot of their time online. Maybe we are all just trying to escape this hell we call "the outside world". A place were stupid people plague the grounds and badger us with their constant mindless actions.
I saw an accident today. I was on my way to work when I turned my turn signal on and slowed down. I had blown by these fools at the light before and I looked in my rearview mirror to notice they were just then catching up with me. This stupid bitch in a white car comes up behind me pretty fast but stops. I looked forward and the last of the oncoming traffic was passing so I tap the accelerator and "thud". I look in my rearview and see smoke coming out from behind the white car. I thought that bitch backfired. So I tap the accelerator and lookin my sideview to see someting completly different. I parked in a close space and what did I see? Some other car came screaming up to that white one and blasted the bitch in the rear. Hit that poor white car so hard the exhaust system was laying in pieces. Ofcourse the other car crumpled its bumper, needs two new fenders, and that hood looked like a great camping tent.
At first I was concerned but after the realization they were fine I couldn't help but think them poor pilots of ground vehicles who lack vigilance and cordinated skillz. What's the point of that story?
Women can't drive for shit. :eek: :thumbsup:
*edited for porn*
You know, if you were to actually meet me in person you would realize I am nothing like this personality. I just get a kick out of fucking with computer geeks.
... I am a computer geek.
*thinks*
I don't think that's a bad thing. The more inteligent (excluding everyone in the Navy :p) people spend a lot of their time online. Maybe we are all just trying to escape this hell we call "the outside world". A place were stupid people plague the grounds and badger us with their constant mindless actions.
I saw an accident today. I was on my way to work when I turned my turn signal on and slowed down. I had blown by these fools at the light before and I looked in my rearview mirror to notice they were just then catching up with me. This stupid bitch in a white car comes up behind me pretty fast but stops. I looked forward and the last of the oncoming traffic was passing so I tap the accelerator and "thud". I look in my rearview and see smoke coming out from behind the white car. I thought that bitch backfired. So I tap the accelerator and lookin my sideview to see someting completly different. I parked in a close space and what did I see? Some other car came screaming up to that white one and blasted the bitch in the rear. Hit that poor white car so hard the exhaust system was laying in pieces. Ofcourse the other car crumpled its bumper, needs two new fenders, and that hood looked like a great camping tent.
At first I was concerned but after the realization they were fine I couldn't help but think them poor pilots of ground vehicles who lack vigilance and cordinated skillz. What's the point of that story?
Women can't drive for shit. :eek: :thumbsup:
*edited for porn*