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Mtx
2003-04-22, 12:20 AM
...I'm fucked up.

You know, if you were to actually meet me in person you would realize I am nothing like this personality. I just get a kick out of fucking with computer geeks.

... I am a computer geek.

*thinks*

I don't think that's a bad thing. The more inteligent (excluding everyone in the Navy :p) people spend a lot of their time online. Maybe we are all just trying to escape this hell we call "the outside world". A place were stupid people plague the grounds and badger us with their constant mindless actions.

I saw an accident today. I was on my way to work when I turned my turn signal on and slowed down. I had blown by these fools at the light before and I looked in my rearview mirror to notice they were just then catching up with me. This stupid bitch in a white car comes up behind me pretty fast but stops. I looked forward and the last of the oncoming traffic was passing so I tap the accelerator and "thud". I look in my rearview and see smoke coming out from behind the white car. I thought that bitch backfired. So I tap the accelerator and lookin my sideview to see someting completly different. I parked in a close space and what did I see? Some other car came screaming up to that white one and blasted the bitch in the rear. Hit that poor white car so hard the exhaust system was laying in pieces. Ofcourse the other car crumpled its bumper, needs two new fenders, and that hood looked like a great camping tent.

At first I was concerned but after the realization they were fine I couldn't help but think them poor pilots of ground vehicles who lack vigilance and cordinated skillz. What's the point of that story?


Women can't drive for shit. :eek: :thumbsup:


*edited for porn*

Shadowspawn
2003-04-22, 12:41 AM
The more inteligent (excluding everyone in the Navy ) people spend a lot of their time online


spelling intelligent incorrectly made me giggle

Mtx
2003-04-22, 01:05 AM
I never claimed to be able to spell. I usually spent english talking to girls.. I always had math last. Every fuckin year.. Math was that class you just blew off because the teacher told you how the equation works and then had you sit, relatively, quiet during the rest of the class. It was like "hello asshole, can we move this damn class a bit faster? No? Okay I'm ditching this class but I'll be here every Friday to prove I do understand the obvious."

;)

Hamma
2003-04-22, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
*edited for porn* :lol:

Led
2003-04-22, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
[BWomen can't drive for shit. :eek: :thumbsup:
[/B]

I resent that remark.

Sentrosi
2003-04-22, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
(excluding everyone in the Navy :p)

I resent that quote.

Airlift
2003-04-22, 12:33 PM
I resent an email that bounced today.

Mtx
2003-04-22, 02:24 PM
My feelings are hurt and I resent that.

I don't actually believe all women are bad drivers. Just ther overwhelming majority of them. Not all Navy personel are bopat floating fools. Just the overwhelming majority of them.

In society you have a few bright lights and a hole lot of candles. In the military you have a few glow sticks and a whole lot of lighters.

;)

sandro113
2003-04-22, 02:59 PM
Real life sucks but the graphis PWN!

MDK
2003-04-22, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by sandro113
Real life sucks but the graphis PWN!

...

*would prefer video game graphics that were as close to life as possible... like, say, Shenmue or Soul Calibur II or something of the sort... oOo! Like DoA 3!!* :eek:

Originally posted by Mtx "hello asshole, can we move this damn class a bit faster? No? Okay I'm ditching this class but I'll be here every Friday to prove I do understand the obvious."

Hah, I remember thinking that last semester.

Ouroboros
2003-04-22, 05:22 PM
Damn, and the whole time I thought Led was a guy. :confused:

But, yes, most women I know can not drive if their life depended on it.

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Like Hamma.

Hamma
2003-04-22, 05:34 PM
:mad:

Led
2003-04-22, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
I don't actually believe all women are bad drivers. Just ther overwhelming majority of them.

That I can agree with. I have been front ended twice by other women. One was yakking on a cell phone, the other got out of her car with her lipstick shoved up her nose.

I am glad I drive a surplused army 6x6 my uncle gave me :D Two minutes with a hammer and viola, any crash damage = undone!

Hamma
2003-04-22, 09:30 PM
:lol:

Mtx
2003-04-22, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Led
That I can agree with. I have been front ended twice by other women.


They backed into you?

I was going through a base security check and some girl bumped my car. I got out of the car and checked but there was no damage. Just a little bump. She gets out and swears she though the emergency break was on. I looked back at her car and she had pulled it maybe a third of the way up. Not enough to engage the rear breaks.

I just smiled at her though. My car is my love but she's a woman. You have to expect such things from those who unleashed evil unto the world. (Pandoras Box)

Hey Hamma, you ever going to put a kit on that lightning? Maybe some neon underneath?

Hamma
2003-04-23, 07:02 AM
The thought had crossed my mind, lowering and possible neon. But not anytime soon - dont have the $$ :(

Led
2003-04-23, 09:23 AM
Ah just got muh cah high centered on a speedbump agaen!