So I got a dog!

[Navaron]

I got a little Golden Retriever yesterday. She's only 9 weeks old and has to be the cutest puppy ever. Happy day! She's 10% lab too - which seems to be a good mix.

[Squeeky]

awwwww how cute!!!! i prefer squeezing kittens more, but im weak in the knee's for puppy's, Get some pics please :)

[Navaron]

Yeah, I need to get a digital camera - I guess I could just slide her in the scanner....

I'm going to teach her to eat kittens. I hate cats like you wouldn't believe.

[Spider]

I fear this will become a "mushy wooshy" thread... :scared:

[LesserShade]

I'm going to teach her to eat kittens. I hate cats like you wouldn't believe.
^I wouldn't worry about this becoming a "mushy wooshy" thread.^

I'm not much of a cat lover though, if I so much as look at a cat I have an allergic reaction. Dogs on the other hand are great :)

[Lonehunter]

retrievers are cool. if you train him right he could be veery obedient. I have three dogs, they're muts. my mom has at least 15 cats. I've got one of my dogs to growl and chase them.

[colinisinhere]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Yeah, I need to get a digital camera - I guess I could just slide her in the scanner....

I'm going to teach her to eat kittens. I hate cats like you wouldn't believe.

:banplz:

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Yeah, I need to get a digital camera - I guess I could just slide her in the scanner....

I'm going to teach her to eat kittens. I hate cats like you wouldn't believe.

Damn right! I could send you a few...several...dozen. Aw what the hell take them all, I'll send them express mail.

[Navaron]

Don't send then USPS first class cause they will have been dead for a week by the time I get them - actually - do that! But send them here:

P.O. Box 10
Groveland MA, 01834
CO Sterling Hammer

[Spider]

atleast Nav you didn't get a friggin Bichon fris� grrrrrr my mother has one of those... it is incredible how that little ball of white fur can get annoying!

[Happy lil Elf]

Please by all means, send your puppy after my cat. Considering she blinded a pitbull in one eye and the thing needed 32 stitches after it was dumb enough to go after her in our yard, I'm sure she'd enjoy a light snack :D

[Hamma]

what the F

[Navaron]

I killed a cat like that once with a log. If it means anything the log had to weigh over 100 pounds, and I had to through it twice.

Mist might remember this- I used to have Siberian Husky/German Shepard that was a killing machine. If it moved, she would kill it. Anyway, one day my Grandma was walking down to a new neighbors and the dog tags along- well the neighbors had kittens - about 8 - and before my Grandma could stop her, the dog killed 4 or 6 of the kittens. That was a cool dog. She used to kill snakes all the time too.

[Hamma]

Cats own everyone in this thread.

[Navaron]

Great poem - bad pic - not for the squeemish

http://www.electrato.com/graphics/cards/images/cat.jpg

[Derfud]

:rofl:

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
I killed a cat like that once with a log. If it means anything the log had to weigh over 100 pounds, and I had to through it twice.

Mist might remember this- I used to have Siberian Husky/German Shepard that was a killing machine. If it moved, she would kill it. Anyway, one day my Grandma was walking down to a new neighbors and the dog tags along- well the neighbors had kittens - about 8 - and before my Grandma could stop her, the dog killed 4 or 6 of the kittens. That was a cool dog. She used to kill snakes all the time too.

Awsome dog.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Great poem - bad pic - not for the squeemish

http://www.electrato.com/graphics/cards/images/cat.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[�io]

Originally posted by Hamma
Cats own everyone in this thread.

Correction my dog pwnz j00 all

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/upload/Hunter.jpg
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/upload/Hunter2.jpg
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/upload/Hunter3.jpg

:p

[Hamma]

:mad:

Not sure why anyone could hate cats so much. If you dont like them then just leave them alone, dont fucking kill them :mad:

[Lanizer]

Dog taste good; cat are even better and best if fried.

[Navaron]

Don't knock it till ya tried it.

[Doobz]

i don't understand how you can hate cats.

especially kittens, jesus, how the HELL can you hate kittens?

see, i don't know how the hell you can hate kittens, but it blows my mind that you could actually kill one. i can't imagine that

[Powerflux]

My cat rocks although he is THE laziest thing in the world, but he is awesome. :D

[Doobz]

i like both cats and dogs

and no, my dog is the laziest thing in the world
she's about 20 pounds overweight and i just had to carry her fat ass up the stairs because she was too lazy to get up and walk herself.

but cats are cool

[colinisinhere]

LISTEN TO THE HAMMA!

cats PWN!

[Lonehunter]

Cat,the other white meat.

[Strygun]

that dog will be HUGE in a year.

[Navaron]

Mmmmm A cat grubbin machine. I said I've killed cats. I haven't killed a kitten intentionally. But dogs have to eat, and cats are high in protein.

[Cyan8313]

http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0223.jpg


http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/drugcats.jpg


http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0436.jpg


http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/notcute.jpg


http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/poorcat.jpg


http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0441.jpg

You don�t see dogs like that :D


:)

C

[colinisinhere]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and stuff

[Powerflux]

http://powerflux.home.attbi.com/0008.jpg

Heh, I just found this on the Interweb. :rofl:

[Doobz]

that's not a housecat

that's a hunting animal

[HawkEye]

dam, that S%^! has to be fake. it is fat like its owner.

[Ludio]

Cats are more intelligent than dogs, they may not do tricks, but they are more intelligent.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Powerflux
http://powerflux.home.attbi.com/0008.jpg

Heh, I just found this on the Interweb. :rofl:

that was on Ripley's. They said it was fake.

[Hamma]

That thing scares the shit out of me.

[Camping Carl]

How can you hate cats?

Hamma is the only one who's got it right, cats do own everyone in this thread.

[LesserShade]

Originally posted by Ludio
Cats are more intelligent than dogs, they may not do tricks, but they are more intelligent.
If I wanted intelligent pets, I'd have dolphins or something.

[Led]

I believe Jon's friend said it best: "Why bother to name something that never comes when you call it?"

:D

And for the record, I like... guinea pigs! Omgsocute furry little squeaky bastards. SKINNEEEE PIGEEEEE!

[TheRegurgitator]

I like rhinos. They're wild in the bed!

http://www.rhinos-irf.org/images/irfprograms/asiaprograms/waykambassrs/feb02_srs_mating.jpg

[Deadlock]

Cats are more intelligent than dogs, they may not do tricks, but they are more intelligent.

not true in all parts... im a dog guy, normally i hate cats, but in my apt. dogs have to pay rent, so a cat it is.

so i made the cat like a dog. it sits, lays, begs, speaks, shakes, and best of all, sics. in my opinion niether animal is smarter than the other.

btw, nav, ive had a few golden retriever/lab mixes, probably one of the best combos u could ever get from my experience. real smart and real loyal

[colinisinhere]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
that was on Ripley's. They said it was fake.

hmm, i got to get me a fake cat :brow:

are there any on ebay?

[Spider]

My dog uses the toilet :brow:

[Deadlock]

can it flush... i had a dog that would do that but it wouldnt flush, kinda nasty

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by colinisinhere
hmm, i got to get me a fake cat :brow:

are there any on ebay?

I'm saying the pictures been altered.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Camping Carl
How can you hate cats?

Hamma is the only one who's got it right, cats do own everyone in this thread.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MDK]

I hate dogs... but the lady's dog is starting to rub off on me, and she insists that when we live on our own we'll have one.

I told her that the only dog we'd ever get is a Bull Mastiff.

She agreed :D

Still, I'll always be a lover of cats and will NEED at least one. Pussies of all kinds as I like to put it. She's agreed to that too :D

[Navaron]

http://mitglied.lycos.de/shockkala/Fun/cat.jpg

Who wants a milkshake? Comon..you know you do!

[Navaron]

http://mitglied.lycos.de/shockkala/Fun/cat.jpg

Who wants a milkshake? Comon..you know you do!

[Sando138]

I have 2 dogs. Purebred Boxer, Purebred Siberian Husky. The Boxer is strong but seems dull as a post. the Husky is highly intelligent and almost as strong. she is also very much a biter- err, nibbler.

[Doobz]

that kitten in the glass is way too cute :love:

[Hezzy]

aww, puppies!! click here (http://www.combatsims.com/~redvers/puppies/lores/)

[Spider]

hehe it flushes alright :brow: it even buys me condoms when I bring a lady over :brow:

[Powerflux]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
http://mitglied.lycos.de/shockkala/Fun/cat.jpg

Who wants a milkshake? Comon..you know you do!

Uh... did that cat piss in the glass? I'm seeing a yellow/browish substance in it... :rofl:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

:sick:

[Doobz]

i would guess that's beer

[TheRook]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
http://mitglied.lycos.de/shockkala/Fun/cat.jpg

Who wants a milkshake? Comon..you know you do!

OMG thats the cutest thing in the world....

why do kittens and puppies have to grow up?

*and dont say get a small dog cos there ugly rat things...

p.s my planetside beta download is 80%
mwuahaha:clap: :thumbsup: