Funny PS moments....

[kid klash]

hey all, here's a place where yallz can post some of your funny PS moments.

[TheRegurgitator]

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[quiet]

Well, I was playing with Pixhell on Beryl and he would plant boomers, than find some enemy, shoot them with his pistol (could have used better weapon but it's funnier with the pistol) they would chase him as he ran away past his boomers than he would blow them up. Called himself a combat comedian. Kind of slapstick but it had our squad rolling :rofl: :lol:.

[MercFox1]

That's hilarious!

[TheRegurgitator]

:lol:

[Headrattle]

(I have posted portions here and there but this is the full story.)
Me and a freiend decided to try out the TR maxes. WE wondered form base to base and tried to get to the hotspots. Once we got there the base was usually secure. Except for one. I (AV Max) wondered around looking for bad guys and my friend (AI MAX) followed me looking around as well. I saw a crashed AMS and decided to look at it, when I did I saw an AMS bubble. I yelled to my friend that I found one and we started hammering it. These guys cept spawning out of it, but a MAX on both sides would get rid of them pretty quick. The AMS went down in record time and I looked around to make sure no one suvrived. Low and behold I see a little blue and yellow run behind a tree. We take after it I was lobbing grenades and my friend was shooting after him. But he was a wiley little bastard running behind cover then to more cover and we kept missing. Plus he was outrunning us.

We would kick in Autorun and out of it trying to catch up because we would have to stop once we needed to fire. My friend was having more problems then I was and I would hear him cursing over our teamspeak server over the autorun not stopping fast enough.
We chased him for quite a bit. and as he moved between some rocks and over a hill, what do we see.

A FREAKING VANGUARD!
We lasted a few seconds against it and we never got to kill that little bastard.

[Jaged]

Haha! Thats what you get for messing with the NC.

[JonnyK]

:ncrocks:

[MercFox1]

My guess is that he took out the AV MAX first.

Well, then good job NC!
:ncrocks: :trsucks:

[Headrattle]

Yeah I died first. That big ass cannon pointed at me and I saw the respawn screen.
By the time I respawned I said to my friend
"I respawned, and coming your way. How are you doing."
He responded with only "dead."
I asked him, "well did you get that damn dude in standard armor?"
"Shit no. Didn't have a chance to. I might as well been shooting into the sky."
"Damn."

And that is when I fell in love with Planetside, completely and fully.

[Crash_Site]

My story aint too long or funny, but it was pretty cool to watch.

I was runnin from a base to catch up with my squad who spawned at another base, that was hacked during my spawn so I got spawned randomly. I was in a TR AI Max and in auto run. It was on Ceryshen (Snow Continent) and they got all those pesky bridges and cliffs.

Anyways, on my way to the base, a VS max appeared and we started to engage in combat ontop of a bridge. We were strafing around and he was using his boosters and all that good junk. Suddenly, out of nowhere a NC AMS flew by me, just missing me. I was like, "DAMN!" The AMS continued down the bridge towards the VS max. The VS max hit his booster just before the AMS rammed into him and attemped to jump the ams. Well he didnt clear it, and the AMS driver musta got confused or something cause he started to surve like mad. BANG! The VS Max was struck down by the NC AMS, I was like sweet, considering my AI Max isn't too good outdoors at that range.

The AMS driver still driving like a mad man, couldn't keep a handle on his vehicle and shot over the edge of the bridge. I took a look over the edge of the bridge just in time to see the AMS tumble down the side of the mountain and then exploding on impact as it struck the ground. BOOM! I then continued on my merry way to the base where the rest of my squad was at.

It's a story... I didn't say it was good.

[Kaikou]

Heh...in the short bit of time I got to play, it looked like NC was dominating Amerish. One after the other the messages came across saying the NC took this facility, that facility...it was kinda heart warming to see my empire swamping the bases and taking em over one by one...

[Nitsch]

One time..... at band camp....

[Cyanide]

Yesterday i was flying around the sanc looking for my squad members and I saw this one galaxy trying to land next to another one. Well, for some reason the landing gal pilot thought he should rotate around 180 degrees before landing. Well, apperenty he mis judged his rate of decent and his wing clipped the wing of the other galaxy and they BOTH exploded in huge fire balls (ok, no fireballs but still, BIG explosion), the one gal was almost full and there were a lot of people standing around too. I would HATE to be that pilot now. He's probably got as many grief points as you can get from one accident.

[Seer]

Perhaps its difficult to envision this, but imagine the steamroller scene in Austin powers:

We were rolling between targets in a Sunder at a brisk clip of maybe 30 miles per hour. There is a cliff to our right, and ahead our driver spots an enemy sniper pack his rifle up and start running up the switchback--he doesn't see us, though. Our driver attempts to run over him several times but misses because of the terrain, and the guy hasn't actually turned around to see the truck that is three times his height bearing down on him. We can't fire with the main guns because we are so close. Anyway, the guy finally notices us and we just pile out of the apc to get him. He must have been frightened, because upon seeing this he jumped off the cliff and landed about 200 meters down. I peeked over the edge and sighted him with a lancer--his avatar was a fourth of the size of my cone of fire, but I took a shot anyway. It was lucky, and he crumped.

Another time had us boarding a Galaxy on pinga technology plant on Ishundar. After we all boarded and lifted off, our Galaxy starting flipping end over end, of its own volition, as it travelled East Northeast at an incredibly fast pace. After about a minute of this it tumbled into the sea and our squad attempted to run back to the shore, dying in the process.

[Khronos]

:lol:

well this isnt very funny but i got a laugh out of it when it happened. our squad headed through a warpgate and we popped out on the other end inside of a tree. After about 45 seconds of struggle, the galaxy just exploded and we all died.
None of us even attempted to bail out hehe

[Incubus]

The very first day I got into the game, a squad, and a sunderer was funny. We had just taken off from some base that was dying down so we all pile into this Sunderer. The driver was also new and started barreling down the road, always a bit too far to the right, on which side there was water. So he keeps going and eventually flips the Sunderer upside down into the water. Everyone in it drowned except for me cause I bailed out and used my MAX run speed to make it to shore in time. Was pretty funny.

[Arthell]

This is both funny and sad.

I think we were NC at the time when me and two friends jumped over to Esamir for some fighting, since there were almost 0 NC there (no sanctuary warpgate). We were trying to cap a base, but we needed an ANT, so while my two friends held a tower i went to the sanctuary and grabbed an ANT. I filled it up, drove halfway across Ishunder, and then started driving to the tower which was about 1/3 of the way across Esamir.

Anyone thats fought on Esamir knows that driving is treacherous, as there are many cliffs and ravines. I was switching between my map and the game to find the quickest route to the tower, as i had already been driving for about 15 minutes and wanted to get back to the fight.

Well, i switched back to the game and i had about 2 seconds to react before i saw myself drive off a cliff with a fully charged ANT. For about 20 seconds our voice chat was filled with winces, laughs and moans, since a friend saw the whole damn thing. :D

The ANT fell down the cliff and smashed into the cliff face 5 times before hitting the ground and making a massive explosion. The first thing i thought of was Homer Simpson falling down that gorge. Yeah, it was just like that. :scared:

[Arthell]

Another one i just remembered ...

My very first time getting into the game i remapped my keys, but sometimes i would map a key wrong without knowing.

Well, i jumped into a Galaxy and we proceeded to fly out of the sanctuary. I couldnt fire my weapon since we were in the sanctuary, so i dismissed it.

The Galaxy got-dropped us just outside a base, which was a swamp area. I jumped down (in reinforced) and hid behind a tree. Within seconds of dropping down i saw 2 enemy stealthers walking right towards me, plain as day. I tried to open fire ..... but couldnt.

Halfway through being pricked to death by little pistols i noticed i had mapped my fire to nothing by accident. I ended up just holstering my weapon and letting them strafe around me like little flies and prick away until i was dead. :mad:

And that was my first PS combat experience. :rolleyes:

[Arthell]

And.

Keep in mind i could barely see these reavers fighting, even when i was zoomed.

I was 8X zoomed with my sniper rifle watching a friendly and enemy reaver duke it out. Just a second or so i decided to see if i could get a hit on the enemy reaver before it blew up, since the friendly reaver was obviously going to win. I shot just as the enemy reaver blew up, and the friendly reaver drove into its position.

I killed the friendly pilot. His reaver floated to the ground and blew up.

:jawdrop:

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Nitsch
One time..... at band camp.... QUIT STICKING FLUTES UP YOUR PUSSY!!!!!!!!


*cough........hehheh, jk.....

[Saethan]

Hmm. Was funny to me at the time, here goes:

Squad has just broken up, and it was getting pretty late, I was running between two bases that my team owned saving them from being hacked by phantom hackers. Silly phantom hackers. Anyhow.

I walk into the CC of one of them, well, crouch-walk(I'm an infil), and I have a darklight. I go in there with darklight on and behold.. two enemy infiltrators! Obviously neither had darklight, because I owned them both. 8) I saved the CC, and sat around for a bit. What do you know, one of them comes back in, starts to hack the console. I kill him. Sit around a bit more, the other one walks in, starts to hack the console. I kill him. I figure, ok, they have to have learned by now. Sitting there, and a _third_ one comes in that I hadn't seen before, starts hacking, I kill him. Sheesh. Sit there for a bit longer, and lo and behold, the first one comes in again. Starts hacking. I killed him.

This went on for an insanely long time. Finally I sent a tell to the first guy, 'when is your team's infiltrators going to learn?'.

He said something like 'man I'm not trying to hack it anymore, I'm just trying to kill you, you're good'.

*grin* I bet he didn't know about the darklight implant. ;-)

[HawkEye]

lol those some funny storys too bad i cant tell any.:( :tear:

[afex]

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[Urthstripe]

Nice one, afex. Hah... :doh:

[TheGreatCarbini]

I think one of my funniesnt moments was when I was in agile armor and was experimentsing wth the punisher rifle, i had brough with me like a million grenades of all types. Well we were at the AMP station defending the hack, bout me and 2 people. a MAX comes and just wastes my 2 friends so I run out the door and shoot a grenade at the MAX, he follows me out and into the "ring room" of the AMP station CC. lol for about o hell iunno 10 min we were going round and round this room and i was shooting grenades and healing when i could, lol i finaly killed him after like 20 nades, cause he was always aroudn the corner and i couldnt hit him dead on, plasma, frag, rocket, lol i was shooting everythign I could just running aorund in a circle for 10 min healing and poping grenades form the punisher, it was hilaruous.

And yes we got the hack, but I was the only one around to get BEP:)

[Anam Nantom]

I was cloaked, saw an enemy misquito land outside a tower. I waited, and watched him hack the door. After he went in, I started jacking his misquito.. after he got the tower hacked he came running out only to see his musquito just changed ownership... so he looked around a bit, and proceeded to jack it back... to which I knew it was my cue, and I shot the heck out of him with my pistol, killed him, jacked it back, and got my tower back.

Hehhe.

[afex]

Originally posted by Urthstripe
Nice one, afex. Hah... :doh:

guess who was driving?

[Shadowspawn]

Funniest thing i've been involved in was this:

was rolling along full speed in my cloaked wraith

decided i'd be cool and scoot thru the trees and be extra sneaky

after about 2 minutes, out of no where i blow up

I'm like wtf happened

I get a tell from a NC dude of, "rofl"

I'm still not getting the joke


anyways, i grab another wraith and set off again

it happens again!

This time i'm paying attention and see what happens, and what happened last time of course


Back to back head on collisions with the same dude, both of us on cloaked wraiths ;)

[HawkEye]

lol keep these funny moments coming.

[Ouroboros]

A few days ago my squad mates and I were trying to take over a base. Flying_Fish, who is a cloaker, decides to be an idiot and knife me in the back while we were running toward the base. I turn around and pull out my knife. We circled each other for a bit jumping in, taking a swing, and jumping out. Out of no where, BZ, Blue_Zero, comes zooming down the road in his Harasser, barely missing me, my back was to BZ when he drove in, slams Fish at 100% speed, kills him, and keeps driving away.