fricken tired of being a recruit

[michaelsuave]

ok, i know i haven't spent as much time here on the forum as some of the veterans. but i've posted non-stop for the last three days. Heck, I even pulled 2 all nighters and was up till 4 every other day this last week posting on here, and I'm still just a lowly recruit! das est nicht gut! Wo shi bu hao! Soy est triste! Je ne pas beocu ? (ok, only know how to speak in german chinese and spanish, je parle un pu francia.) anyway how much to take to level up. if i don't level up, i'm going to totally have to thread spam this entry.

[michaelsuave]

this is the thread that never ends....
it just spams on and on my friends...
this idiot just started spamming, not knowing when to end
and he'll continue spamming forever just because...



This is the thread that never ends...
it just spams on and on my friends....
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


(infiltrator sneaks up behind michael and stabs him 23 times and since there is only a cure for being stabbed 22 times, he can't be regenerated, and thus the thread that never ends, fades into oblivion.... the sort of end)

[Jaged]

I think he's resorted to spamming for that post count.....

[michaelsuave]

heck why the heck not, if you can't beat them, join them. thats how you did it, right? ;)

[Jimbo]

I have always thought that any kind of post count indicator is just asking for spam. There should be a way to count only relevant posts. I'm not saying I'm not guilty of doing it also from time to time though.

[michaelsuave]

In actuality i really really hate spam. but my brain is fried from working on papers all day, i have a 60 page quantitative research and statistical analysis on incumbancy politics in candidate list voting and vote totals for the country of sri lanka due on friday. so i've needed an outlet, please forgive me all those who upon reading my first two entries had parts of their grey matter die off. but hey, feel free to use this thread to fully vent your ADHD and ADD induced energy.

[Squeeky]

Patience, It takes a long time

[BUGGER]

)Well look at me, I'm ameral and all is from true thoughts and no spam (but for one, it asked for flame:rolleyes: )

Just ask whts taht in everythread and your # will go up!:D




Hmm, I wonder how many posts i got.....

[Khronos]

says you have about 707, but i dont know how accurate search is ;).

[BUGGER]

sweet

[r3d]

Youre not a recruit, look how it says "Soilder"
woops de frickin doo' :love:

[Hamma]

I prefer my title :brow:

[Destroyeron]

Yeah your a soldier now, lol.

[Navaron]

Me Dio and Hamma are untouchable.

3000+ club

[�io]

Yeah Nav managed to sneak up on me, he's almost near my post count. He's still not as l33t as I though, he cheats using spam threads and political forums....wait that's the same thing isn't it? :p

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Me Dio and Hamma are untouchable.

3000+ club

Translation:

Me Dio and Hamma are soggy, old, boogers.

3000+ whore house

[michaelsuave]

woot woot! all I have to say is, it was a long hard journey, and there were trials and tribulations along the way... I laughed I cried, I gave it two thumbs up. Would like to take this moment and thank all of the little people who helped me get to this point, the wee folk, the leprechauns, and lets not forget sqeeky and hamma, also a special thanks to my parents and fiance who haven't seen me in 6 days and I heard sent out a missing persons file. (they are still looking for my body at the apartment, but what they don't know is that the smell isn't my corpse, its my pile of month old socks* :D ) sniff * sniff* want to thank you all for this award of soldier..... (and music comes on and cuts off michaelsuave*)

[Mtx]

So what happens when I decide to play nice and get along with everyone?

[BUGGER]

We shoot you.

[Mtx]

Do I get a last request or shout out?

[michaelsuave]

what, mtx? are you saying that I I'm copping out to the masses? forsooth, that is not true. I will cap your A55 just as fast as the next guy if your a vanu or nc. just so we have that clear, on the other hand, i'm sure that in real life we are all really great guys, and dog gonnit, people like you. (they like me, they really like me! jim carrey, the mask*) sure, put a shout out in here, but if you shout out to your bed buddy goat, we are all going to be pissed. ;)

[Mtx]

Talking about you? Heh, no.

I was talking about myself AKA the center of the universe.

:cool:

[�io]

:lol: at Mtx and Mike

GGs guys! :D

Funny that the quote i see while typing in this thread is "PSU: Known to cause spam". :nod:

[Hamma]

I think I am going to disable post counts in the political debate forum.

They should be punished somehow for all the useless bickering :lol:

[Mtx]

I think I'm going to disable the batteries in that annoying toy my daughter keeps playing with.

If you ever want to piss someone off, buy their kid something that makes a lot of noise OR something that has a million pieces that can be spread throughout the home.

[michaelsuave]

bickering? who's bickering? mtx and I are having a highly intellegent conversation that just happens to contain the phraze "mtx your a dork, i'm the center of the universe, not you" in it. and a couple other strings refering to the sexual preferences of squeeky, but thats another story. all in all, this is perfectly viable and valuable string of thought, and it would be ashame if it discontinued our ability to grow in rank. give us a break at least due to the humorous content within and the ability to help some of us get some heavy issues off our chests, like hamma, i'm sorry, but i slept with your mom. see, that was valuable, I've needed to get that out in the open for a long time. ;)

[MrVicchio]

Originally posted by Hamma
I prefer my title :brow:

You would, we all have this neat little editor, that changes YOU title to "homeboy Hamma, master of the Forum Nazi Tactics"

[Mtx]

Originally posted by michaelsuave
bickering? who's bickering? mtx and I are having a highly intellegent conversation that just happens to contain the phraze "mtx your a dork, i'm the center of the universe, not you" in it. and a couple other strings refering to the sexual preferences of squeeky, but thats another story. all in all, this is perfectly viable and valuable string of thought, and it would be ashame if it discontinued our ability to grow in rank. give us a break at least due to the humorous content within and the ability to help some of us get some heavy issues off our chests, like hamma, i'm sorry, but i slept with your mom. see, that was valuable, I've needed to get that out in the open for a long time. ;)

blah blah blah


Why would I wont to whore? I already have a custom title.
:p

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Hamma
I think I am going to disable post counts in the political debate forum.

They should be punished somehow for all the useless bickering :lol:

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/indeed.gif

[�io]

Originally posted by Mtx
I think I'm going to disable the batteries in that annoying toy my daughter keeps playing with.

/me has flashbacks of harry vibrating "broom"

ARGH! Teh p4i|\|!!! No MTX, bad MTX!!

[michaelsuave]

you know, I asked you before, and you already told me that you were in one of "those" clans. now your pulling out the stories of you and your romps with vibrating brooms? its a little hazy on your sexuality there bohica dio. do I even really want to try and join your clan? ;)

[Mtx]

Originally posted by �io
/me has flashbacks of harry vibrating "broom"

ARGH! Teh p4i|\|!!! No MTX, bad MTX!!

I told you guys not to feed him after 9pm.. even if it is 9:01!

Okay Dio.. time to take your medicine. :p

[�io]

:lol:

Check my sig, no MLWA tag there. (MLWA = Man Love Whore Association)

I'm just scared that maybe MTX got his daughter this thing :
http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0237/arts-smallworld.shtml

:scared:

[Angelos]

http://12.207.240.73/images/attention4.jpg

[�io]

So i'm a cute and cuddly little gizmo kinda thingy now ? :D



P.S.: ARGH! More st0l3n p|cs!! St0p |t!!! :mad:

[michaelsuave]

ok folks, thats it thats the last straw. no porn on this thread. no attention whores or pics of sort. besides, dio's mom really doesn't look like that, i should know. so anyway, spend your time ripping on each other, venting stress and the excess energy that comes from you guys not having a love life, well, except for squeeky, i've heard him and his sheep/goats have a good time. furthermore, if your pet spoon dies, or stops talking to you, its ok to cry, and the nice men in the white suits are coming to take you away.

[�io]

Unless you a) Live pretty much in the middle of nowhere in Quebec or b) Have your own private jet then you sir are a liar. :D

[michaelsuave]

lie? no, but take a tour through quebec, and hey, wasn't that your mom at the truck stop? (i'm sorry, this mom joke will end here, this isn't a mom joke thread*) ok, so i might have stretched the truth about your mom, she does look like that. and its pretty well documented around the forum on squeeky's sexual preferences, so i wasn't saying anything new there.

[Mtx]

blah blah blah blah

You're both boring.

Can we talk about something moreinteresting? Maybe the return of Ema?

[Squeeky]

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/whatsADio.gif

[Mtx]

:hitit:

[OneManArmy]

:eek: you'd "hit" a Dio???


eew.....

[Squeeky]

I'd hit a dio, i hit anything that walks, I just need to find out what a dio is first :confused:

[�io]

:scared:

[Squeeky]

I will forward the PM's you sent me Dio to every single forum member if you deny our relationship.

you know, the cybersex one's :O_O:

[�io]

:confused:

I don't remember sending any cyber stuff (well except to eMa ;))

I do remember this though :

Originally posted by Squeeky
Dio i love you, you're so damn sexay!!!! Hamma can't satisfy me anymore, it's over. I need a real man now, take me Dio, take me now you savage beast!!!

[mistled]

wow... I wondered how this thread ever got to page 4... now I know.... /me :shudders:

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Angelos
http://12.207.240.73/images/attention4.jpg

If that's what Dio looked like... I'd hit it!

:hitit:

[PR24]

I am sick and tired of being on your mama :nod:

[michaelsuave]

all i have to say is, you guys are great. first it was dio's mom, now its dio. squeeky you bisexual crazy swinger you, you crack me up. ;)

[�io]

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/signthreadstupid-FLECOM.gif

:nod:

[Angelos]

http://12.207.240.73/images/boohoo4.jpg

[Mtx]

http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1038439994568_The_Cure.jpg

[michaelsuave]

well i've tried, really i've tried, but for some reason i can't erase this post. it started out ok, and then took a fearsome nosedive into the 7th teare of dante's inferno. want to appologize for where this has gone. I've been a bad bad boy. :doh: :blowup:

[Lanizer]

I'm tired of having a title, can hamma remove it for me ?

[Hamma]

:lol:

[NeoTassadar]

:rofl:

[Angelos]

Originally posted by michaelsuave
well i've tried, really i've tried, but for some reason i can't erase this post. it started out ok, and then took a fearsome nosedive into the 7th teare of dante's inferno. want to appologize for where this has gone. I've been a bad bad boy.

http://12.207.240.73/images/crash.jpg

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by �io
:lol: at Mtx and Mike

GGs guys! :D

Funny that the quote i see while typing in this thread is "PSU: Known to cause spam". :nod:

HAHAHA! BTW, I wrote that quote, :)

[LaserTobias]

you'd "hit" a Dio??? :eek:


eew.....


Originally posted by Squeeky
I'd hit a dio, i hit anything that walks, I just need to find out what a dio is first :confused:

Dio: :scared:
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This thread is funny as hell. Dios are cool, I ran over one last week. Had to use vapor rub to ignore the stench it caused when I forgot to clean it off my tires for a week.

Dio+tire=real nasty clean up.....
:(

[�io]

Since Dios means god then yeah i agree "god are cool". :D

PS.: /me is peeved at Lanizer and Hams :mad:

[Ghetto]

Damn Spammers... :rolleyes:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Lanizer
I'm tired of having a title, can hamma remove it for me ?

You know, I didn't doubt for a minute hamma would remove it :rofl:

[�io]

Originally posted by Squeeky
You know, I didn't doubt for a minute hamma would remove it :rofl:

Proving that you need to do unspoken things to get a favor from hamma.

Well sorry but i'm gonna stick with my old l33t whore title i guess cuz :

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/nomansechs.jpg

:nono:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by �io
Proving that you need to do unspoken things to get a favor from hamma.

Well sorry but i'm gonna stick with my old l33t whore title i guess cuz :

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/nomansechs.jpg

:nono:


My open sign always stays lit if you get me ;)

[r3d]

My open sign always stays lit if you get me

You sir, are an asshole !