World Domination by dopey

[dopey]

Late nights and caffine had let me to some startling epiphinies. First, I shall tell you guys about my plan for world domination(told in full to Doobz up-uped on some Nyquil). First I am going to recreate the Gummi Bear series and make it extremely sucessful once again. After I have all the 6-12 year olds in the world extremely enthused about it I will commit suicide to disenfranchise them all to the point where they become addicted to many mind altering drugs.

This suicide is faked. I move to Cuba to wait for the right time to enact my plan. I smoke a lot of cigars to make sure that I am in peak physical condition for the takeover of the world.(pun here). When all the disenfranchised youth turn to larger disenfranchised adults I move back to the mainland(Since it was the right time). I make sure that I move to the most prime real-estate in the country, Southern-West Virginia.

There in Sounthern-West Virginia I shall create an army of disenfranchised red-necks. I march on Washington, D.C. where I find many, many disenfranchised internet-startup owners hopped up on mind altering drugs seeing an army of gummi bear bear on them.

My main objective being the White House and the internet startup owners giving no resistance I go to the White House and find George Bush V(since the Bush's will never leave the white house again) having sex with a Bill Clinton Clone Robot. And thus take over the world.

[Squeeky]

:huh: http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/Smilies/shrug.gif

[EineBeBoP]

you understand any of that squeeky?



or even bother to read all of it?

lol

[Squeeky]

I read it all, Its just umm, Weird :huh: :lol:

[Delirare]

your plan is pathetic at best. One day i'll induldge you all with my plan for world domination that starts with taking over k'nuk land.

<me dreams of the days to come>

[Doobz]

yeah, that was an interesting conversation we had at 4 in the morning hopped up on caffiene, nyquil, and we tried to free base tea earlier that evening

[Squeeky]

Dude, When i had pneumonia, I took nyquil, That stuff knocks you out

[Doobz]

mix it with a whole lot of caffiene and it feels weird

i'm not sure the freebasing of tea did anything though

[Squeeky]

lol, i felt so freakin woozy, i couldnt stand up straight, i never took it again after that, just too strong

[Doobz]

i'll probably take some more tonight before i go to bed :)

[Sputty]

Hmmm. I should go get some Nyquil then.

[Doobz]

make sure to drink a hell of a lot of tea and then try to free base a bag of it

[Sputty]

Free base?

[theironfist]

your plan to take over the world is flawed. for one "YOU TOLD US"
who are you Dr. Evil
by the way what the hells the problem with the way I'm running it?

[Doobz]

free base, to place your substance of choice on an open surface that easily conducts heat, then light a match and attempt to smoke it

of course, tea doesn't work so well

[Sando138]

world domination:
Invent 'Pokemon' concept.
Plant subliminal messages in games to make it very popular.
Make Card-game based on the game.
Make TV show on the game.
Use these various mediums to plant subliminal triggers.
Wait for popularity to die out.
Wait for former pokemon fanboys and girls to grow up.
Use poke-wealth to pay for a commercial (that activates the subliminal triggers) to play three times during every section of the news all day.
Use newly brainwashed horde of adults to take over the Government.

Hahahah! you can't stop me! oh, wait... i forgot, i played pokemon too, about five years ago... which means if i run the ad i become a brainless horde member.

[AztecWarrior]

I'd just nuke it all.

[Camping Carl]

Here's my personal plan, which I think could actually work.

1. Create super-lethal virus. (make sure you have an antidote)
2. Unleash virus. Millions die.
3. In the chaos that follows proclaim yourself a messenger from god, and all who support you shall be saved by him. Give all your followers the antidote.
4. Everyone will join you as soon as they hear you have a cure, and if they don't join you, they die of your virus. You have total power.
5. Secret to staying in power --> Treat your followers as kindly as possible, but rule with an iron fist.

Of course, it's possible the virus could mutate so that you are unable to stop it through you antidote and containment. Just in case, you might want to prepare a virus-proof bunker stocked with food/water etc.

Scary huh? :)

[theironfist]

plages and nukes you would rule ruble and dirt.
"power is in flesh"
<--------the ironfist part is correct

[Happy lil Elf]

Free basing........tea. That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard...well...other than trying to smoke catnip :p

[Doobz]

hey dude, if i had it here at my house, we probably would have tried to do that too :)

[Derv]

Camping Carl..... Did you gank that so called "plan of yours" from the FPS Deus Ex?

[HellFlame]

Hey Happy lil' Elf smoking catnip is not stupid, It makes everything slo-mo.

[Dharkbayne]

BAAZOR will come in OCTEMBER by the MONKEY-DOLPHIN relay channel! YOU SHALL ALL BOW OR FEEL THE BLEAT OF A THOUSAND DECIBELS! PH33R m3!!

[Camping Carl]

Camping Carl..... Did you gank that so called "plan of yours" from the FPS Deus Ex?

Nope never played it. I'm sure it's not an original idea, but I didn't steal it from anyone. It's just IMO probably the only way one could succesfully take over the earth.

[Tobias]

problem with your plan Carl:

Virus mutates.
Anidote useless.
You and all your followers die.
Vanu Come out of their underground shelters from a criogenic sleep 1000's of years later and rule the world.

[Camping Carl]

Err... yeah I know, I mentioned that. ;)

Of course, it's possible the virus could mutate so that you are unable to stop it through your antidote and containment. Just in case, you might want to prepare a virus-proof bunker stocked with food/water etc.

Also it's possible you could just wait for the virus to pass by cramming as many of your (virus free) followers into underground bunkers as possible and hope they'll still listen to you afterwards.

Vanu Come out of their underground shelters from a criogenic sleep 1000's of years later and rule the world.

:rofl: crazy vanu...

[Unregistered]

I'd rather destroy the earth then rule it. Too many stupid people, and it would take forever to weed them out one at a time.