Good 'ol Texas

[Hamma]

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Southwest/12/17/offbeat.crime.christmas.reut/index.html

:D

[MrVicchio]

Hamma, I love ya man, relal, but anymore Picking on GOD's country and I am gonna go off on new engladn (or where ever you call home) :mad: :mad: :mad: :nazi: :nazi: :nazi: :evildrop: :evildrop: :evildrop: >:| >:| :blowup: :domotwak:

[Hamma]

:rofl:

hey its not my fault they are in the news everyday :D

[MrVicchio]

asdkgjoirobf980a34$!!#^ Thats it, I declare war on Hamma, where are you from so I can dig up stories, dang it! ;)

[Unregistered]

I hate Dallas.

[BLuE_ZeRO]

When I'm down I just read some new news that came out of Texas and it makes me laugh. Thanks Texas for making it so easy to laugh at you ;)

[Unregistered]

Well it's a big state so theres a lot to laugh at.

[THrONeBeaST]

I live in Texas , and i hate the state

[Unregistered]

It might not be that bad if you didn't have the Cowboys there.

[�io]

Reed says the best time of year to bring cases to trial is around the U.S. income tax deadline of April 15.

"There's no doubt about it," Reed said. "Jurors are good and angry."


:lol:

[Strygun]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sandtaco]

Hey! I live in San Antonio :p Yeah, I heard this news on the way to school this morning, it seems kinda harsh though.

[Whoracle]

everything is bigger in texas.

especially death penalty counts

[Mtx]

I live in Texas and everything is bigger here. Everyone is fat. Even military people are kinda chubby. The weather is pretty warm but the people are cold. :(

[Whoracle]

my i have autn/uncle/cousins and another Uncle who live down in Texas.

i enjoyed my trip there. The weather was pretty nice...but i didnt like the real dry heat too much. i dont like too much humidity but dry heat sucks

[BLuE_ZeRO]

That and Texas is full of Texans. Kind of ruined the whole experience for me. :(

[Whoracle]

:D

[BLuE_ZeRO]

:eek:

[Mtx]

Dry heat = win!

I love dessert. It's my favorite part of every meal.

Living in the desert isn't bad either. Much better than freezing my bum off in the snow. :D

[xuur]

TX = my inbred idiot relatives.


they aparrently dont like 'us' here in Cali, but lemme tell ya the dozen or so times I've been to TX (Mesquite, DFW, Sherman...etc) they didnt impress me much with their 'bigger n better'... so I got little for them.

they can stay there, I'll stay here and I think we'll all be happier in the long run.

nuthin agin it, but it aint for me.

altho I think the 'no convictions at Xmas' is actually a pretty novel creative idea.

just not so sure it adheres to the 'speedy trial' rules.

[Sandtaco]

The whole inbred thing only applies to the redneck towns. Come here to San Antonio it's totally diferent than those towns.

[BLuE_ZeRO]

It's still full of Texans... :rawr: :huh:

[Sandtaco]

No actually, its full of Mexicans :D

[Zarparchior]

Originally posted by xuur
TX = my inbred idiot relatives. I know I may be taking this out of context, but I feel your pain. It's like me and teh French... Snooty bastards. :(

Hopefully, I'm more French-Canadian then French. Of course... even then I'd have roots in France. So I guess it's a lose/lose situation anyway, just less so with the prior. :p

[BLuE_ZeRO]

Originally posted by Sandtaco
No actually, its full of Mexicans :D

Mexico = Texas
Damn Temexicans! :D

[Unregistered]

Must be a Texan. Lowest form of white man there is.

-Geronimo

[Whoracle]

id rather live in texas than in socal and get overrun by mexicans

[BLuE_ZeRO]

Yeah at least in Texas the mexicans are already there so you can't really be taken by surprise.

[MrVicchio]

Originally posted by Whoracle
everything is bigger in texas.

especially death penalty counts

Damn straight it is, and than God we got a state willing to rid the country of scum.

[Whoracle]

no im glad texas is that way...

i only wish they would execute more people in other states. hell, take em out back and shoot them. maybe that will help decrease crime...and jails wont be so crowded and taxpayer money wont be wasted on keeping those shmucks alive

[Mtx]

A Mexican killed a cop in Texas. When we captured him Mexico wanted him back. We said "Fuck you" and then killed his ass.

:mad:

We also believe in the 2nd Amendment. The right to bear arms and NOT be in a militia to do so.

I'm actually from Virginia but you know.. VA... TX.. we both enjoy killing people. :cool:

[Whoracle]

:clap:

[Sandtaco]

A Mexican killed a cop in Texas. When we captured him Mexico wanted him back. We said "Fuck you" and then killed his ass. I believe that is why Mexican-American relations are so horrible.

[Mtx]

Probably

Not like Texas cares...

We kill everyone equally. ;)

[Zarparchior]

I believe that is why our relations with nigh the entire world is so horrible. If we cannot benefit from it, we salute their cause anyway:

http://www.planetside.info/forum/images/smilies/fuckyou.gif

Not too surprising though. :ugh:

[Whoracle]

our poor relations are b/c there are millions of ILLEGAL immigrants entering our country ILLEGALLY every YEAR and LEECHING off our system.

they dont belong here. they dont speak the language. they are more prone to crime. the leech off the system...

[MrVicchio]

Originally posted by Sandtaco
I believe that is why Mexican-American relations are so horrible.

What? Cause we killed him? If Mexico was that worried, THEY would police THIER side of the border and keep th schmucks from illegally crossing the border, as it is.. they don'... so THEY don't care.

[Unregistered]

I'm sure the President of Mexico mentioned that between rounds of golf the last time he vacationed at President Bush's Crawford, TX ranch :rolleyes: