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LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 04:42 PM
Ok here it is....what is the best way to screw a girl or guy.

Please start your engines and engage in this poll.....

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 04:47 PM
If you want me to add any more sections or poll options, please feel free and type!!!

Unregistered
2003-05-08, 04:55 PM
http://www.subfinders.com/images/dewalt.jpg

If your screwing anything, with anything else your doing a second rate job.

Navaron
2003-05-08, 04:56 PM
Dewalt makes the best hand held drills - hands down, no contest.

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 05:07 PM
May I should change it to F***ing since everyone mistakes screwing for the actual action of taking a screw driver and screwing in that way...

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-08, 05:08 PM
I'm going to have to go with Dewalt as well.

Rainer
2003-05-08, 05:09 PM
Dewalt is the shit :nod:

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 05:13 PM
THIS IS NOT ABOUT DEWALT!!!

DEWALT WOULD HURT IF YOU TRIED TO STICK THAT ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR WANKER OR YOUR VACUUM.

please stay on this subject and please no more talk about the best hardware.....

Unregistered
2003-05-08, 05:18 PM
I really do like the DeWalt, but I have to admit you can't go wrong with either of these Tools.

http://www.bauscouts.de/makita-akku-schrauber/makita.jpg

http://www.powertoolservices.com/images/0522-24.gif

Daedalus
2003-05-08, 05:18 PM
Power tools are fun :)

Psyklone
2003-05-08, 05:23 PM
Wankers and vacuums?

I don't know much about wankers, but if I had to fix a vacuum, I'd use the dewalt of course!!! You could take that vacuum apart in no time, then put it back together before you could say...well...
Dewalt!

afex
2003-05-08, 05:29 PM
http://64.95.118.51/images/offer/2327/c35e26022c0ab35d589557ddaafdc23f1-resized200.jpg

craftsman is a name you can trust

Unregistered
2003-05-08, 05:30 PM
I think Wankers are Canadian, but I'm not sure.

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 05:32 PM
I am really agitated now...The fuck!!! Fix a vacuum with dewalt.....GRRRRR!!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!!!
YOU CANT FIX A PUSSY ERRR AHEM (you might find something else to fix a cat with dewalt so I will use the proper term) You cant fix a Vagina with Dewalt now the whole topic was about what is the best sexual position for fucking. Now please stop with the wise cracks about dewalt you guys!!!

Unregistered
2003-05-08, 05:41 PM
Oh.....

In that case I say with a woman is the best way to screw.

�io
2003-05-08, 05:41 PM
I have to go with the majority Dewalt is the best way to screw hands off...err...down.

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
Oh.....

In that case I say with a woman is the best way to screw.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!! No which way is the best position to fuck?

Unregistered
2003-05-08, 05:55 PM
You mean "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"?

http://www.webspace.com.br/perla/discotrack/images/for_unlawful_carnal_knowledge.jpg

I like to position it to track 09, but 11 is good too.

Camping Carl
2003-05-08, 06:02 PM
::Looks at unregistered's sig::

:O_O:

must... obey... bunnies...

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 06:12 PM
Guys stop and smell the pussy for once in your meager lives!!!

And god damn it unregistered please get rid of that awful sig!!! you are giving me a migraine now!!!
Put a duck for a sig or something!!!

Jimbo
2003-05-08, 06:26 PM
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

Works everytime.

BUGGER
2003-05-08, 06:46 PM
You dont like Unreg's pussy?:D

r3d
2003-05-08, 07:30 PM
If you would have just MADE a dewalt option unreg wouldent be giving you this shit !

Doobz
2003-05-08, 07:35 PM
haha, this is funny, look how mad he's getting :)

yes, i think i'm gonna have to go with Dewalt too

Ginzue
2003-05-08, 08:24 PM
Ok, I dont have a Dewalt, I have a Bosch, I love it to death, and for mills, I have a 1945 Bridgeport milling machine...

Best way to screw, in a circular downward motion...

AztecWarrior
2003-05-08, 08:32 PM
Gotta love Black and Decker, too!

http://www.werkzeug-home.de/gewinnen/dez/blackdecker-kc1462fk.jpg

TimberWolf2K
2003-05-08, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Ginzue
Best way to screw, in a circular downward motion...

Hes right ya know :nod:

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-08, 08:37 PM
DEWALT

BUGGER
2003-05-08, 08:44 PM
sorrut i have to disagree......I'm a crafts person. Craftsman.

�io
2003-05-08, 08:50 PM
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/signthreadstupid-FLECOM.gif

Navaron
2003-05-08, 09:00 PM
Phillip's head> flat head

starrider
2003-05-08, 09:02 PM
this is the funniest thread ever.

and im gonna go with black and decker

Led
2003-05-08, 09:04 PM
I prefer a big, long, hard manual drewscriver.

Drewscriver? Hah! I crack myself up.

Destroyeron
2003-05-08, 09:05 PM
I shall save this poor soul and say....


I've never had sex before, where's that option?


:D

Civilian
2003-05-08, 09:06 PM
I was always told to use only Craftsman, but Sears sucks.

BTW, the "chair-style" doesn't work. ;)

BUGGER
2003-05-08, 09:06 PM
There should be a make called the ScrewDriver:rolleyes:

LesserShade
2003-05-08, 09:18 PM
Nerf the hacking cert! look how fast this thread got jacked

Squeeky
2003-05-08, 10:01 PM
I like nails and a hammer, Screwing sucks!

(BTW, This thread owns)

LaserTobias
2003-05-08, 10:05 PM
You all make me cry....please...STOP!!!!
It is not funny when you change the subject in someones thread......Please.....stop....I dont give a wooden nickel about dewaltz or black and decker....I just need to know what the best fucking position is...is that too much to ask!!!!!!!!

:( :( :( :( :(

Squeeky
2003-05-08, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
You all make me cry....please...STOP!!!!
It is not funny when you change the subject in someones thread......Please.....stop....I dont give a wooden nickel about dewaltz or black and decker....I just need to know what the best fucking position is...is that too much to ask!!!!!!!!

:( :( :( :( :(


This is a stupid thread, So it was hijacked, What'd you expect? :rolleyes:

mistled
2003-05-08, 10:10 PM
yeah, this topic was begging to get hijacked... but don't worry, people are voting. You can just ignore the posts and go by that if it makes you feel better.

Navaron
2003-05-08, 10:38 PM
"You all make me cry....please...STOP!!!!"
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"I just need to know what the best fucking position is...is that too much to ask!!!!!!!!"
=

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/ownedbottleass.jpg

O AND BY THE WAY -

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/owneddudegetting-BuudWeizErr.jpg

Ginzue
2003-05-08, 10:39 PM
This kid is defently in the 12-16 range of age and is very sexualy fustrated.

mistled
2003-05-08, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Ginzue
and is very sexualy fustrated. Or else he would just try them all and find out for himself and then contribute his ideas. :)

BUGGER
2003-05-08, 10:51 PM
We dont want wooden nickls, i got one already. we want heavy duty screwdrivers!:)

Unregistered
2003-05-09, 04:16 AM
http://www.batesville.k12.in.us/bhs/heritage%20online/Train%20pix/train%20wreck.jpg


This thread is now about Pancakes.

Strawberries on top?
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.18.01/gifs/best-read-pancakes-0142.jpg


Or good 'ol Maple?
http://www.meetgreeks.com/postcard/fooddrink/pancakes.jpg

HellFlame
2003-05-09, 05:03 AM
I've never had the strawberries on pancakes but they look mighty nice :drools: so just drop some i here --> :jawdrop: (http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/es/ma/es_ma_pancakes_1_m.jpg)

Hamma
2003-05-09, 08:21 AM
Best thread ever.

Ouroboros
2003-05-09, 11:11 AM
I think I pulled something in my jaw laughing...
Damn you people and your funny hahhas.

:D

Psyklone
2003-05-09, 11:30 AM
This thread is now about Pancakes.
:rofl:

Maple for me! Why screw with a perfect thing?

Pancakes?!?! Errrr....They all make me cry!

OneManArmy
2003-05-09, 11:34 AM
well to please the thread starter. Find our for yourself, every man has there own prefrence, and you can'y really say whats the best until you're knee deep in it trying it out.

now


Black & Decker all the way (i have one of the tool kits, its da shit)




and I prefer my pancakes with just syrup and butter, but maybe a waffle or 2 with some fruit topping, now thats the shit... :drool:

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 11:55 AM
I like to have sex while eating flapjacks wit nanners on top :brow:

Navaron
2003-05-09, 12:17 PM
You get turned on by falicle shaped fruit?

Waffles>pancakes

Unregistered
2003-05-09, 12:33 PM
Nav....your making me cry.

This thread is about fucking pancakes. IT'S NOT ABOUT WAFFLES!! Please stop. Is that so much to ask?

�io
2003-05-09, 12:49 PM
:lol:

Unreg :1
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Dio: 258

xuur
2003-05-09, 12:53 PM
who would fuck a pancake? I mean really!....you'd get butter n maple-stuff everywhere! get all sticky n stuff....you know? I mean, thats just...um...erm...uh.....

hmmmmm...just a sec folks.....


*phones home*
"hi honey...how about pancakes for breakfast tomorrow?"

Jimbo
2003-05-09, 12:57 PM
The nice thing about maple syrup during sex is the licking off afterwards. :brow:

xuur
2003-05-09, 01:07 PM
afterward?

no no no....

DURING

OneManArmy
2003-05-09, 01:11 PM
"those who think food and sex go great together have obviously never tried it"

Jimbo
2003-05-09, 01:12 PM
Well, to be honest, "during" is pretty brief for me. oops:

Navaron
2003-05-09, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by OneManArmy
"those who think food and sex go great together have obviously never tried it"

Unregistered
2003-05-09, 01:47 PM
Those who don't have never eaten a steak while getting a blow job.

BeerJedi
2003-05-09, 02:28 PM
1. I'm a black and decker man myself.

2. Flapjacks with maple syrup. but don't forget to get the butter first. Nice melted butter, then the syrup.

Ahh.. now them some flapjacks.

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
Those who don't have never eaten a steak while getting a blow job.

:huh:

If you got a beautiful woman bobbing your knob, Why worry about food?

Unregistered
2003-05-09, 02:54 PM
I suppose you may have a point, but I can say the most satisfing sexual experience I ever had was when a woman entered my home, went to the fridge, got a beer, lit up a smoke, handed them both to me, and then went down on me.

All without saying a single word.

Beer + Broad + BJ = Bliss.

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
:huh:

If you got a beautiful woman bobbing your knob, Why worry about food?

Have you never heard of the Man's Valentines day? It is called Steak and Blowjob day. It's in March. It's a good day :thumbsup:

And definitely Waffles. Waffles over pancakes any day.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-09, 03:01 PM
Wow. This thread has been hijacked so many times its amazing.

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Wow. This thread has been hijacked so many times its amazing.

What? I like the dancing frog!

Unregistered
2003-05-09, 03:07 PM
I thought Steak and Blow Job day was in June?

This thread is now about Dancing Frogs.

http://members.iinet.net.au/~cybacolt/mjfrog/pics/mjfrog02.gif

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
I thought Steak and Blow Job day was in June?
I think it is technically whenever you can convince a woman it is Steak and Blowjob day ;)

Officially though, March 20th.

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 04:31 PM
Holy hell this thread should be stickyed! Thanks for bringing teh funnay

Hamma
2003-05-09, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
I suppose you may have a point, but I can say the most satisfing sexual experience I ever had was when a woman entered my home, went to the fridge, got a beer, lit up a smoke, handed them both to me, and then went down on me.

All without saying a single word.

Beer + Broad + BJ = Bliss. :lol:

Hamma
2003-05-09, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
http://members.iinet.net.au/~cybacolt/mjfrog/pics/mjfrog02.gif oops, back to topic.

Frogs are cool.

Discuss.

Flameseeker
2003-05-09, 05:46 PM
I remember dissecting a frog, that was fun. Hehehe, *poke* *poke* *slice*

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 05:51 PM
Anyone ever eat frogs legs?

I heard they are rubbery and taste like chicken....

Sounds like a thousand other things you can eat, such as calamari.

r3d
2003-05-09, 05:52 PM
Zebras taste like chicken too
But frog legs are disgusting, we dont live in Eygpt, mang

xuur
2003-05-09, 07:04 PM
frogs legs are ok. more like chicken cooked in fish oil than anything else. they're a bit weird.

only a frenchman could come up with something like that and attempt to call it food.

same for squab.



oh, and that quote "whoever thinks sex and food go great has never tried it" was written by a moron.


sex and damn near anything short of being electrocuted is awesome.

food...is fun. pure, nasty, very adult and beyond anything your mom or dad ever told you to expect "when you grow up". if not...try a different food....or perhaps a different partner....cuz obviously you're doing something wrong.

Unregistered
2003-05-09, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by xuur
food...is fun. pure, nasty, very adult and beyond anything your mom or dad ever told you to expect "when you grow up". if not...try a different food....or perhaps a different partner....cuz obviously you're doing something wrong.

Right you are.

The banna gose in her ass, not yours.

xuur
2003-05-09, 07:10 PM
A-freakin-men

or should I say



"Exit Only"

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 07:15 PM
One time, I saw a frog in a creek, It was cool

r3d
2003-05-09, 07:33 PM
Sounds uber exiciting, squeeky

Denali
2003-05-09, 07:44 PM
Dude. Turkeys are cool. Check him out.

http://www.nwtf.org/all_about_turkeys/images/history_of_turkey/merriams.jpg


He's cool. Like Fonzie.

r3d
2003-05-09, 08:15 PM
Oh my god, That turky is so fat
I could feed 4-5 households with that

Navaron
2003-05-09, 08:21 PM
When I was a kid, I would freeze frogs in the pool and in the middle of winter, chisel the ice out around them so I had a frog ball. Then I'd play baseball with all my frog balls- it was amazing.

BUGGER
2003-05-09, 08:23 PM
"Ai mama, i caught me self a mighty big turky for ou dinner."

"Fin job chuck....ow we gona rip off its head? The trucks busted and the bar was torn out of that dirt."

".....aww shucks...."

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 08:32 PM
I use to play with frogs as well as a child, but not in souch a cruel way as Nav. ;) Had quite a few of them in SoCal.

kelisis
2003-05-09, 09:46 PM
ahahahaha!! This is the funnest thread I've seen! Man, o, man....Hehehe...Can't stop laughing...And, btw kid...Just try them all....The fastest way to try them all, is to have a three-some. ;)

Dharkbayne
2003-05-09, 09:52 PM
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Flameseeker
2003-05-09, 09:55 PM
Swiss cheese, hands down. You gotta respect neutral people that make watches and cheese, yodel, wear suspenders, and live with goats.

Dharkbayne
2003-05-09, 09:59 PM
f0ck dat, goat cheese, ATW!!! MF3rz0r!

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 10:15 PM
I'm a swiss cheese guy myself. They definitely got that and the watches and pocket knife thing down.

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 10:31 PM
American cheese

AztecWarrior
2003-05-09, 10:50 PM
Sharp Cheddar, not Cheapie Cheddar or Nacho Cheddar. Colby Jack and anything with Jalapenos are good too. Smoked cheeses are good as long as they are not French.

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 10:51 PM
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT!!!!!!

























































Pickles, Do you like pickles, What kinds do you like?

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 10:53 PM
No

I do know a girl who loves sucking on pickles :brow:

Just a bit of a fallic symbol me thinks. ;)

AztecWarrior
2003-05-09, 10:55 PM
Those hamburger-size ones are nice, even though I have no idea how they got them that large.

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 11:06 PM
I like dill

r3d
2003-05-09, 11:08 PM
Pickles arnt very good, you shouldve change the topic to something thats yummy, Like plastic bags

Navaron
2003-05-09, 11:18 PM
You guys fucking suck, one noob changes the topic, and now you're all doing it. You'll never be as cool as Unreg, so just shoot yourselves now and end your pathetic, lotion wasting lives now.

Squeeky
2003-05-09, 11:19 PM
Omg...Seriously Navarone, Calm down :rolleyes:

Denali
2003-05-10, 02:13 AM
Shut up Squeeky. The next time you threaten to ban someone first I'm gonna laugh at you, then I'm gonna pee on your shoes. Or maybe in your shoes. Or maybe both.

Squeeky
2003-05-10, 03:02 AM
:ugh:

Jaged
2003-05-10, 04:05 AM
Did I miss something? Why are the Bohica guys bitchin' squeeky around?

Tobias
2003-05-10, 08:12 AM
I wont bitch squeeky around, but now back to pancakes


I love pancakes. But the strawberry toppings on that one would be good to eat alone.

I dont know about you guys but few things in life taste better then a nice warm, moist strawberry. All soft and pink in side....mmm.. And strawberrys are really good if you get em soaking wet with some nice frothy cream. mmmmm

Dont you argree....?

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-10, 09:23 AM
I like pancakes with maple syrup and a tall frosty glass of apple cider. And bacon! Can't forget the bacon!

Doobz
2003-05-10, 10:10 AM
christ, everybody just needs to shut the fuck up

seriously, you guys take things too far

i remember how was when i registered back in November, there was none of this, now it's changed :(

Tobias
2003-05-10, 10:17 AM
I thought my joke was funny. Guess you did not get it. I forgive you. ...
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Hater.

Doobz
2003-05-10, 10:19 AM
no, i'm not particularly mad at any one person, just all of them for being assholes

i didn't even read your joke :)

Tobias
2003-05-10, 10:35 AM
You did not read mine?!






*Fire and Brimstone start spewing wildly*


I DAMN THEE TO HELL!!


*Loud roaring sounds and sulferous smells fill the room*


*Doobz is damned to hell.*

Doobz
2003-05-10, 10:51 AM
nope, can't do it :)

l33t Whores are exempt :p

Tobias
2003-05-10, 11:14 AM
Yes....only one who has enough posts to be a 2X leet whore or more can damn one to hell....


Unfortunetly for you.....

Keep my seat warm for me down there.

Hamma
2003-05-10, 01:50 PM
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT NOTHING.

DISCUSS.

Squeeky
2003-05-10, 02:45 PM
Nothing is good, BTW, Doobz, This forum is better than ever!

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-10, 03:19 PM
Nothing.

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Yup

Denali
2003-05-10, 04:53 PM
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Dharkbayne
2003-05-10, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Denali
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damn, thats true, I side with Denali!

Dharkbayne
2003-05-10, 05:30 PM
well, back on topic...

Hey lets make a big line of dots, like this, and make a really big page of dottage
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OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-10, 05:45 PM
You really didn't need to double post that. :p

Dharkbayne
2003-05-10, 05:47 PM
OH YES I DID!!!!



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Flameseeker
2003-05-10, 07:13 PM
That deserves an uber slash back to "Guest" status.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-10, 07:27 PM
Crikey Darkbayne! You mat be "Spammer", but that was downright horrendous!

Dharkbayne
2003-05-11, 12:46 AM
Bwaahahahahahhahahaha,

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Ginzue
This kid is defently in the 12-16 range of age and is very sexualy fustrated.


Sex rules, screw drivers suck. Bouncing is the best position

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by xuur
who would fuck a pancake? I mean really!....you'd get butter n maple-stuff everywhere! get all sticky n stuff....you know? I mean, thats just...um...erm...uh.....

hmmmmm...just a sec folks.....


*phones home*
"hi honey...how about pancakes for breakfast tomorrow?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Finally someone who agrees with me

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Squeeky
:huh:

If you got a beautiful woman bobbing your knob, Why worry about food?

YES YES!! finally you got it!!! WE ARE BACK ON SUBJECT THAN YOU!!!!

Dharkbayne
2003-05-11, 01:03 AM
pff... lets talk about nothing again...





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... ok, im done, who agrees with me?

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 01:06 AM
From dewaltz, to black and decker, to screw drivers, to pancakes and waffles, to now how good frog legs taste.....WTF DOES THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON WITH SEX...............Great...my best thread ever hijacked by a bunch of FUCKAROO SCREWDRIVER FROG LEG EATING PANCAKE SCREW JOBS...

Dharkbayne
2003-05-11, 01:07 AM
I concur. Now, back on topic.
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Now, who here agrees with me, I think I have a pretty good reason...

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 01:09 AM
well, darkbayne stop trying to stop my thread that just went down the shitter........it is all fubar as it is so might as well find out what next is going to be talked about in a thread that has to do with sex, yet it doesnt.......who knows....we might even hear about the dancing baby again or some other fucked up topic...

Revenant
2003-05-11, 01:31 AM
Ha ha
He's not even trying to get his thread back on topic :lol:

Ain't it great breaking someone's spirit :D

HellFlame
2003-05-11, 07:49 AM
Must...save...thread. This thread is now about
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Strippers?

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-11, 07:50 AM
Strippers are fun for everyone!

Tobias
2003-05-11, 08:14 AM
Alright time for some Tobbys laws.

Tobby's Law # 6729:
People who post about 10k dots just going down do so because they are angry that their uncle cornholes their sister more then he cornholes the poster of said periods. They fell that by posting the periods they can some how get back at their uncles for the above mentioned uncles greater love of the posters sister.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tobby's Law # 12
People who like to talk about sex on game discussion boards do so for sevral reasons.
1) Because they dont get none.
2) Because they fell that if they talk about it, and say things like Sex rules, screw drivers suck. Bouncing is the best position
we will all believe they have large amonts of sex, and thus we will for some reason think more of them for it.
3) Because they are to shy to talk about sex with people they know, so with the viel of annotomy lowered by the interweb they can brag (lie) about the amont of sex they are (not) having. On a note many of they people will freely talk with their friends about what they would like to do with paricually attractive members of the oposite sex, though they would never say such to that female unless it was from a fast moving car.
4) Because they are really homosexual, but have not accepted this about themselves, and thus try to prove to others, as well as themselves, that they are indeed strait.
No, I love bitchs I bang like six chicks a week, oh hey, look at steve, hes one hot piece of ass, err....I could kick his ass...yea...
Remember, accepting who you are is the first step to living a happy, carefree, gay life. Enjoy it, dont lie to yourself. We wont make fun of you...(well maybe behind your back....)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So as you can see, talking about how much you get does not get you anywhere.
If you get alot or none at all, we dont really care. Unless you are a hot lesbian, then we do, thats fun to hear about...err....uh....moving on.....
To get this thread on a better subject, which is cuter: Puppys or kittens?

I personally think Kittens are cuter, 9 out of 10 Vanu agree with me too.

HellFlame
2003-05-11, 08:55 AM
Make that 10 out of 10 Vanu :vsrocks: (For the brain activity impared that means i agree kittens are cuter than puppies). And now for the cute kitten parade. Enjoy. http://www.cs.utk.edu/~maisnam/b/images/kittenss.jpg http://www.moogman.com/staff/images/samurai-kittens%20resize_3.jpg http://argnet.fatal-design.com/gfx/photos/nature/kittens/alien1.jpg Ok so that ones not a kitten, Sue me. http://argnet.fatal-design.com/gfx/photos/nature/kittens/kittens-vs-ducks.jpg Kittens vs. Ducks, The eternal struggle. http://argnet.fatal-design.com/gfx/photos/nature/kittens/kittens10.jpg

DarkDragon00
2003-05-11, 09:57 AM
look look look...


Kitty wubs yuo!!!!


Man the stupid little thread starter. Hes an idiot 12yr old that even though he said that some position is better he hasnt gotten the shitz. He need to grow up and figure out that sex is something that should be kept between the two. pfffft! this guy posted it (or tried to) on a friggen forum! Death to him!


*Topic*

NINJA TURTLES ARE TEH ROXXOR!

The purple one with the staff kicks ass!

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 10:33 AM
IM SIXTEEN BITCH AND IVE GOTTEN MORE PUSSY THAN A TOLIET SEAT.

Kiss my ass and get on with the thread you sack of monkey shit.

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Tobias
Alright time for some Tobbys laws.

Tobby's Law # 6729:
People who post about 10k dots just going down do so because they are angry that their uncle cornholes their sister more then he cornholes the poster of said periods. They fell that by posting the periods they can some how get back at their uncles for the above mentioned uncles greater love of the posters sister.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tobby's Law # 12
People who like to talk about sex on game discussion boards do so for sevral reasons.
1) Because they dont get none.
2) Because they fell that if they talk about it, and say things like
we will all believe they have large amonts of sex, and thus we will for some reason think more of them for it.
3) Because they are to shy to talk about sex with people they know, so with the viel of annotomy lowered by the interweb they can brag (lie) about the amont of sex they are (not) having. On a note many of they people will freely talk with their friends about what they would like to do with paricually attractive members of the oposite sex, though they would never say such to that female unless it was from a fast moving car.
4) Because they are really homosexual, but have not accepted this about themselves, and thus try to prove to others, as well as themselves, that they are indeed strait.

Remember, accepting who you are is the first step to living a happy, carefree, gay life. Enjoy it, dont lie to yourself. We wont make fun of you...(well maybe behind your back....)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So as you can see, talking about how much you get does not get you anywhere.
If you get alot or none at all, we dont really care. Unless you are a hot lesbian, then we do, thats fun to hear about...err....uh....moving on.....
To get this thread on a better subject, which is cuter: Puppys or kittens?

I personally think Kittens are cuter, 9 out of 10 Vanu agree with me too.

HEY! I like this guy, he makes sense in is ironicly funny as hell!!!
:lol: :rofl: :lol:

HellFlame
2003-05-11, 10:45 AM
ERrrmmMMm I'm pretty sure girls dont put their pussy's on the toilet seat. :) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: :love:

Khronos
2003-05-11, 11:13 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/ukrmy/cat.jpg

Hamma
2003-05-11, 12:45 PM
OK, I see this thread has degraded to a useless piece of HTML and PHP code.

How about we stop being morons, flaming and spamming and get back to the topic at hand.

Screwing.

Dharkbayne
2003-05-11, 01:55 PM
Bah, dots are betta!
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NightWalker XI
2003-05-11, 02:06 PM
Interesting topic

Hamma
2003-05-11, 02:55 PM
Dharkbayne consider this your last warning. Unless you want to be banned I suggest you stop the useless spamming.

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-11, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
Dharkbayne consider this your last warning. Unless you want to be banned I suggest you stop the useless spamming.
:clap:

Squeeky
2003-05-11, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
OK, I see this thread has degraded to a useless piece of HTML and PHP code.

How about we stop being morons, flaming and spamming and get back to the topic at hand.

Screwing.


Sex is good :brow:

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-11, 05:36 PM
Word

Navaron
2003-05-11, 06:20 PM
I bet it would be easy to go through this thread and point out everyone who has not had sex.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-11, 06:22 PM
/me raises hand.
Only 13...
Sex is good though. I'm not gonna deny that.

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Sex is good :brow:

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Sex is good :brow:

Thank you PSU for seeing my point you guys are cool, unlike the rest of you virgin monkies.

AH YES THE POWER OF SEX.........FUCK CHEESE.

LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Khronos
http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/ukrmy/cat.jpg

LOL pussy on top of a toliet seat....thats not what I meant put it's funny anyways. :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Navaron
2003-05-11, 06:43 PM
found at least one...

Squeeky
2003-05-11, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
Thank you PSU for seeing my point you guys are cool, unlike the rest of you virgin monkies.

AH YES THE POWER OF SEX.........FUCK CHEESE.


Im a virgin myself :rolleyes:

Bighoss
2003-05-11, 07:27 PM
at 14 you can't get much more than a BJ

AztecWarrior
2003-05-11, 07:45 PM
Dharkbayne, posting in Braille is not encouraged.

Personally, I'm a virgin.

Derv
2003-05-11, 08:16 PM
My vote for the best sex position was what I thought looked the best, and the most stimulating :nod: however, I am a virgin myself, still looking forward to the world of sex :brow:

P.S. I don't understand how being a virgin makes you any less cool or any more ghey. In my opinion, it means either, a) You don't do drugs (alcohol is a drug to those freaks out there who say it isn't, or b) you are waiting for the right woman :drools:

DarkDragon00
2003-05-11, 09:30 PM
So The Long Arm Of The LAW Once Again Intervenes In My Plots!!!

Anyways, if u do post stuff like this expect for the type of thing that happened to happen. Jeez, some people like to keep there sex life a secret because its a special moment between two lovers. But then again im 17 and i dont have a lova' i just do the fu(k and dump! A Thugz life is the life for me!

Expect to find some music by me on Kazaa during the summer as i progress through my album at full force, spitting out the hottest shit that i can come up with. "Dark" thats my rappn' name and u can just call me MC Darkness.

I agree with Squeeky (EVERYONE HOLDS BREATH) Sex is good, but its better if ur in lub! If ur not its just progressive sex.

LaserTobias
2003-05-12, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Im a virgin myself :rolleyes:

Your sad.......Sex is good....Now im not saying you should go rape someone just cause I say so...Im just saying that you might get hit by a car so you better act fast and get it while the going is good.

Virgin.........hahahahahhahahahaha :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Admins are mostly virgin after all!!!

LaserTobias
2003-05-12, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by DarkDragon00
So The Long Arm Of The LAW Once Again Intervenes In My Plots!!!

Anyways, if u do post stuff like this expect for the type of thing that happened to happen. Jeez, some people like to keep there sex life a secret because its a special moment between two lovers. But then again im 17 and i dont have a lova' i just do the fu(k and dump! A Thugz life is the life for me!

Expect to find some music by me on Kazaa during the summer as i progress through my album at full force, spitting out the hottest shit that i can come up with. "Dark" thats my rappn' name and u can just call me MC Darkness.

I agree with Squeeky (EVERYONE HOLDS BREATH) Sex is good, but its better if ur in lub! If ur not its just progressive sex.

who said there was anything wrong with progressive sex..... :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:

LaserTobias
2003-05-12, 12:22 AM
At least we are back on topic again and not talking about who eats frog legs or who has a bigger, better, and faster screwdriver.....(LITERALLY NOTE: Metal object used to manipulate screws....Not your wanker.)

Wanker is another name for an austrilian fella. In this context it is your pecker and for all you geeks out there who find it funny to make things different than what they really are like pecker= bird's nose, it is called a penis.

Navaron
2003-05-12, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
Virgin.........hahahahahhahahahaha :lol: :rofl: :lol:

THREAD HAS A NEW TOPIC-

WHAT IS THE CLOSEST LASERTOBIAS WILL EVER GET TO A GIRL-

I say 5 feet, then he pre-ejaculates his shorts.

Dharkbayne
2003-05-12, 02:22 AM
LOL :rofl:

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-12, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
THREAD HAS A NEW TOPIC-

WHAT IS THE CLOSEST LASERTOBIAS WILL EVER GET TO A GIRL-

I say 5 feet, then he pre-ejaculates his shorts.

100 Yards

Damn restraining orders.

NightWalker XI
2003-05-12, 02:54 AM
w00t!

I say....60 feet

mikkyT
2003-05-12, 06:05 AM
Reversed position. girl sucking and guy lickin

That will be a "69er" then you uneducated f00l :p

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-12, 06:32 AM
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif
Just came across this on mysmilies.com....

Hamma
2003-05-12, 08:46 AM
This thread sucks now.

michaelsuave
2003-05-12, 12:31 PM
so back to screwing, i think the old hand twist kind work pretty well. that is if it doesn't break or strip out the screw, but oh well. power ones must be nice for you rich folk.

Navaron
2003-05-12, 12:55 PM
OOO I hate it when you have a heavy bolt or something, but the screwdiver you have has a fine tip and just strips the center out of it - pisses me right off.

BeerJedi
2003-05-12, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
IM SIXTEEN BITCH AND IVE GOTTEN MORE PUSSY THAN A TOLIET SEAT.

Kiss my ass and get on with the thread you sack of monkey shit.

I don't think i want that type of pussy. i mean, a toilet seat's pussy receives piss and shit. that is not how i want mine.

Mtx
2003-05-12, 02:07 PM
I hate it when girls cum and just quit on you. It's like they get what they want and then think sex is over. Or when you start having sex and the girl start masterbating at the sametime so she can cum really fast and flood your balls with pussy juice.

I don't like having saturated balls. I also don't get off on eating pussy only to have my chin exploded on by some over cumming pussy. I make girls taste their own juices and for some strange reason they get off on it. Every girls wants you to fuck their ass. You just have to turn them into enough of a freak to accept it. Just rub some pussy juice against the area for a little while till it is saturated and let them masterbate while you slowly push your way in. Every girl becomes a freak at that point.

Unregistered
2003-05-12, 02:18 PM
You have to admit, Darkbayne does present a pretty convincing argument for Retro-Active Abortion.

Disscuss.

LaserTobias
2003-05-12, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
I hate it when girls cum and just quit on you. It's like they get what they want and then think sex is over. Or when you start having sex and the girl start masterbating at the sametime so she can cum really fast and flood your balls with pussy juice.

I don't like having saturated balls. I also don't get off on eating pussy only to have my chin exploded on by some over cumming pussy. I make girls taste their own juices and for some strange reason they get off on it. Every girls wants you to fuck their ass. You just have to turn them into enough of a freak to accept it. Just rub some pussy juice against the area for a little while till it is saturated and let them masterbate while you slowly push your way in. Every girl becomes a freak at that point.

Anal sex......ouchie for girls...hurrah for guys...no not up the ass I mean guys sticking their jimmy into a womans ass. TALK ABOUT A TIGHT (Literally) concept!!!! :drools:

Squeeky
2003-05-12, 06:27 PM
This thread is like a toilet, Full of shit!

Mtx
2003-05-12, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
This thread is like a toilet, Full of shit!

No one supports you on your stance... because you suck.

If your toilet is full of shit... well what does that say about the user? :eek: ;)

Unregistered
2003-05-12, 06:39 PM
http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/vbnewstyle01-blue/threadclosed.gif > http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/images/vbnewstyle01-blue/reply.gif

Squeeky
2003-05-12, 06:39 PM
That his bowel's are moving?

Hamma
2003-05-12, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
You have to admit, Darkbayne does present a pretty convincing argument for Retro-Active Abortion.

Disscuss. I concur

Mtx
2003-05-12, 06:44 PM
I swear Hamma got his vocabulary from the Protoss.

I concur - protoss saying
Indeed - protoss saying

and other phrases were first developed by blizzard and have installed themselves in Hamma's brain.

It could be worse. He could walk around making strange noises like the Zerg all day. :D

Unregistered
2003-05-12, 06:57 PM
Aperently you've never heard him on TeamSpeak.

Squeeky
2003-05-12, 06:57 PM
Hamma is hott :brow:

Mtx
2003-05-12, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
Aperently you've never heard him on TeamSpeak.


Hamma: My Cah! My Cah!

;)

LaserTobias
2003-05-14, 06:00 PM
Wow, you guys chop-sued this thread and ate it up!!!
Shame on you!!

:lol:

LaserTobias
2003-05-14, 06:00 PM
Wow, you guys chop-sued this thread and ate it up!!!
Shame on you!!

:lol: