View Full Version : Nightcrawler Vs Yoda
Unregistered
2003-05-09, 03:02 PM
http://www.thezreview.co.uk/images/nightcrawler202.jpg
Vs
http://www.lunacy8m.com/blog/images/yoda.jpg
Who'd win?
Disscuss.
OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 03:04 PM
Yoda, hands down.
You need a better X-Men character then Nightcrawler to beat Yoda.
Unregistered
2003-05-09, 03:09 PM
I don't know. They can both bounce around quite a bit, and Nightcrawler can do that *poof* thing so the Light Saber would be useless.
His only chance might be to use the force to hold him in place ala Gene Grey.
Violator
2003-05-09, 03:16 PM
nightcrawler would win but yoda is cooler
OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 03:26 PM
The Mind is stronger then anything else. Yoda > Nightcrawler
Maybe Professor X vs Yoda, although that wheelchair thing could be a disadvantage. ;)
Jimbo
2003-05-09, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
His only chance might be to use the force to hold him in place ala Gene Grey.
I'm disappointed in you Unregistered, it's Jean Grey. :D
BeerJedi
2003-05-09, 04:18 PM
i'm gonna go with yoda on this one. that old fart always win. :D :D
MuadDib
2003-05-09, 04:24 PM
Yoda. Who knows how powerufl that mind is? Proabaly as powerful as Professor X. Plus the "little green old man" factor clearly pushes him in the lead. Therefore......
Yoda>Nightcrawler
Squeeky
2003-05-09, 04:28 PM
Kick his ass, He shall
Unregistered
2003-05-09, 05:09 PM
I really thought Nightcrawler would do better in the polls.
Hamma
2003-05-09, 05:27 PM
Yoda.
-end of thread-
Nightcrawler looks like s stalker on crack
Hes all
Arghh !, and blue
Flameseeker
2003-05-09, 05:39 PM
Yoda>>>>all.
Where's that "Up The Shut Fuck" BOHICA pic when you need it?
simba
2003-05-09, 05:40 PM
I h8 SW, ill have to go with NC, NOT the empire ;) .
Squeeky
2003-05-09, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Flameseeker
Yoda>>>>all.
Where's that "Up The Shut Fuck" BOHICA pic when you need it?
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumPics/stfuyoda.jpg
Yoda would be too slow for NightCrawler.
:D
Unregistered
2003-05-09, 06:48 PM
I say Yoda whips out his saber, and Nightcrawler *poofs* behind him, grabs him, *poofs* around the room slamming his little green ass all over the place.
Yoda is good, but I don't think he'd stand a chance going toe to toe. His only chance is to use the Force.
So I say: Nightcrawler > Saber Yoda, but Force Yoda > Nightcrawler.
SandTrout
2003-05-09, 06:56 PM
Nightcrawler, because while Yoda could hold him in place to keep him from teleporting, he wouldn't because jedi don't use the force in that manner(No, I don't studdy that shit, but its mentioned in the movies).
Nightcrawler would just be all over the place and yoda would be reletively powerless.
mistled
2003-05-09, 07:22 PM
His only chance is to use the Force.What?? And Nightcrawler's only chance is to use his mutant powers. Why would we even care who wins if they can't use their powers??
Originally posted by SandTrout
Nightcrawler, because while Yoda could hold him in place to keep him from teleporting, he wouldn't because jedi don't use the force in that manner(No, I don't studdy that shit, but its mentioned in the movies). They don't, but that doesn't mean that they can't. It just signals their start down the path to the darkside. I say Yoda mindtricks him into thinking he lost his ability to teleport and then cuts off his air supply a la Darth Vader. I think you people underestimate what a badass Yoda would be if faced with death.
Navaron
2003-05-09, 08:29 PM
No way-
Professor X couldn't track nightcrawler well with Cerebro - and we all know how murky and fucked up the force can be - so Nightcrawler would just teleport around for a day or two, totally draining Yoda's runt ass, then teleport in - grab yoda - and teleport to the nearest wall and leave yoda half way in it, fused to the wall, and dead as a doornail.
And wolvering would PWN Skywalker's bitch ass-
Big Bro
2003-05-09, 08:43 PM
Yoda, hands down. Nightcrawler is VERY cool, but unfortunately, Yoda would use the force and be able to determine where Nightcrawler would be before he actually poofed in and out. What's Nightcrawler going to block that lightsaber with? His prehensile tail? :lol:
BUGGER
2003-05-09, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by �io
Yoda would be too slow for NightCrawler.
:D I'm guessing you haven't seen episode2.....
Dude, yoda can lift xwings and roofs. Nightcrawlr can lift up his mom.
Dont mess with yoda. And tell nightcrawler to put away that damn movie 'A Bugs Life', he got enough gay ass names under his belt anyways.
Destroyeron
2003-05-09, 09:06 PM
Yoda pwns!!!! They should make a movie just about the life of Yoda! I wanna see mommy Yoda...Daddy Yoda...brother Yoda....and all those hoTt Yoda babes! :drool:
OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-09, 09:15 PM
Destroyen, your sig is going to get owned.
LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Unregistered
I really thought Nightcrawler would do better in the polls.
yeah me too, that guy looks awesome and is very cool!!!
Nice voice and nice powers...still yoda is the green goblin that would probably slice nightcrawler in half with his big green sword that strangly resembles a penis...
LaserTobias
2003-05-11, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
No way-
Professor X couldn't track nightcrawler well with Cerebro - and we all know how murky and fucked up the force can be - so Nightcrawler would just teleport around for a day or two, totally draining Yoda's runt ass, then teleport in - grab yoda - and teleport to the nearest wall and leave yoda half way in it, fused to the wall, and dead as a doornail.
And wolvering would PWN Skywalker's bitch ass-
wolverine (NOTICE: worverine is spelled with an "e" at the end.
Sorry, no pun intended but don't mess with the cool name) s definitly cooler that luke fuckwalker, but with his penis stick he could probably (poke) a few holes into wolverine.......see, wolverine is missing his light(()).
Navaron
2003-05-11, 07:29 AM
You correct me on a typo to post that stupid shit? You suck. GG.
NightWalker XI
2003-05-11, 07:56 AM
Nightcrawler would woop Yoda...easily
DarkDragon00
2003-05-11, 10:00 AM
GAMBIT IS TEH ROXXOR!!!
exploding cards and staff action is always a plus!
plus he can make ANYTHING he touches into bombs (CARS)!
justmust
2003-05-11, 02:23 PM
This takes us back to the sw vs x-men poll. Yoday could pwn everything, so sw wins.
Navaron
2003-05-11, 03:57 PM
Go choke on some mucus flu man-
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