this is for mtx

[Violator]

are you really part of mensa?:confused:

[Mtx]

MTX does not exist. There are no answers to your questions outside of this...


Windows NT crashed
I am the blue screen of death
No one hears your cries

[OmnipotentKiwi]

MENSA is for losers who need to prove to other losers that they are smart. It is like the measuring of e-penises.

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Mtx
Windows NT crashed
I am the blue screen of death
No one hears your cries

:rofl: Haiku form!

On that note... What's Wrong? (http://www.ubergeek.tv/whatswrong/)

[Violator]

Originally posted by OmnipotentKiwi
MENSA is for losers who need to prove to other losers that they are smart. It is like the measuring of e-penises.
i agree with you on that

[Unregistered]

His title comes from a post we saw a long time ago, that described what the diffrent types of Forum Trolls were. It was shortly after 9-11 and MTX took delight in infurating people by bashing the U.S. and hoping that WW3 would kill us all.

Mostly the same crap he posts here.

It's important to know that MTX enjoys getting people riled up and doesn't really care one way or the other about politics.

His current "Liberal" stance on most things is purely to bait Mr. V into 40 paragraph "sheeple" posts because frankly they are fun to read. Knowing what I know about MTX I'd be willing to say that his true political leanings are far more conservative thenhe'd ever let on.

Hence he has earned the title of "The MENSA Troll" because when it comes to baiting people he's a lot smarter then the rest of us.

Here is the description the term comes from.

The MENSA troll
One with an incredibly high IQ and an ego to match. He thinks he's the smartest person in the world, and keeps explaining how utterly stupid, asinine and irrelevant everyone else is.

Typical Quote: 'I have never said "I am more intelligent than you are". Instead, it has been the desperate motivation of this entire forum to prove that I am not. What does that indicate to you? Yes, I find you moronic. Know why? It's because I have read what you've said. I can see your neurons misfiring from here. You are limited, even for this place. Your insults show no imagination, beyond what you would find in an average episode of the Power Rangers. The scope of your analytical capabilities shows a severe deficiency, even less than I would expect from a child. Your conclusions have no merit, and your evidence is doctored by your malformed ego. In short, you are a perfect representation of the average person in this country.' - Malign

[r3d]

So Mtx really does own me
I just dont know it yet?
:brow: Pretty sneeky there

[NeoTassadar]

Whoa...pretty colors are my masters. Must obey the rainbow vortices.

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
Whoa...pretty colors are my masters. Must obey the rainbow vortices.

Rainbow Vortex my ass!

They are teh Infinate Bunnies!

[NeoTassadar]

Uh...Rainbow vortices made of incomprehensible quantities of bouncing rodents are controlling my mind...

[Unregistered]

I did a google search for MENSA Troll, and a link to PSU came up. Last one on the first page. Kinda funny.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Unregistered

His current "Liberal" stance on most things is purely to bait Mr. V into 40 paragraph "sheeple" posts because frankly they are fun to read. Knowing what I know about MTX I'd be willing to say that his true political leanings are far more conservative thenhe'd ever let on.

Hence he has earned the title of "The MENSA Troll" because when it comes to baiting people he's a lot smarter then the rest of us.


I have been revealed by no less than a good friend.

*Bastard!;)*

I guess I should have told them a while back but you know Mr. V will never believe it anyway.

You still have that sound clip of a dog grawling?

Where you been hanging out, Dane?

[Squeeky]

Obey the bunnies, You shall!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Obey the Bunnies, Get pissed at the Frog!

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Mtx
I have been revealed by no less than a good friend.

*Bastard!;)*

I guess I should have told them a while back but you know Mr. V will never believe it anyway.

You still have that sound clip of a dog grawling?

Where you been hanging out, Dane?

You could always claim that it's all Bullshit, and that I made it up to disscredit you. At the very least you'd get the rest of the Liberals to rally against me for trying to Opress your point of view.

I still have the clip, but Hamma dissabled HTML code in this forum so i can't use it.

I been playing PlanetSide on the Dalton Server, and of all things I have been playing a Vanu. Haven't played it since they did the charecter wipe though. Some shit in this game bugs the fuck out of me, and I'm clinging to the hope it will be fixed by release.

For the most part beta has sucked so bad with the constant pop ups, and reconfiguring my keys everytime they patch it's more of a fucking headache to play then fun.

That and I think there are some balence issues, Like unloading a 40 shots into that cock monkey with the rocket launchers face does nothing, but he can one shot me with his stupid little missle.

The only real fun I've had in the game so far was hanging out with BOHICA a few times, and flying a reaver.

Reavers are win.

[mistled]

Originally posted by Unregistered
The only real fun I've had in the game so far was hanging out with BOHICA a few times, and flying a reaver. We can make even the most jacked up of patches fun to play. :)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally posted by Unregistered

Reavers are win.

Word.

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by OmnipotentKiwi
MENSA is for losers who need to prove to other losers that they are smart. It is like the measuring of e-penises.

So MENSA turned you down? :p

MENSA has nothing to do with proving you are smart. In fact it is easy to get into MENSA. You do not need to be a genius, merely in the top 98%.

In theory, it supposed to be a medium for somewhat intelligent people to get to gether in order to foster intelligent discussion and further intilectual pusuits.

In reality, it is a social club for somewhat intelligent and somewhat socialy inept people. So if you are intelligent and somewhat socially inept, MENSA is for you.

[Lexington_Steele]

BTW, Mosquito > Reaver :p

[Navaron]

MTX is the smartest troll on the internet- in fact, I've referred to him in real conversations.

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
So MENSA turned you down? :p
I actually took their test, and like you said, it isn't all that elite. I did pass.

[Mtx]

Originally posted by OmnipotentKiwi
I actually took their test, and like you said, it isn't all that elite. I did pass.

:LIES:

MTX is the smartest troll on the internet- in fact, I've referred to him in real conversations.


Um.. to who have you spooken about the elusive MTX?

*Ninja vanish*

[OmnipotentKiwi]

He told his mom on you. ;) :lol:

[Hamma]

I told my mom about mtx months ago.

[Squeeky]

Hey hamma, Go clean your room fuckstick :lol:

<@Hamma|Work> my mom calls me fuck stick :[

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Hey hamma, Go clean your room fuckstick :lol:

<@Hamma|Work> my mom calls me fuck stick :[

Don't you have anything better to do then following him and replying to all his posts? Quit sucking up, you already have a job. :D

[Squeeky]

Sucking up? Pfft! I am his bitch, No matter how much i suck up i have a role ont he staff

[Mtx]

Sqeeky needs a custom title saying "Official ass kisser".
:D

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Mtx
Sqeeky needs a custom title saying "Official ass kisser".
:D

Ooooh, that's a good one. That's going with the rest of my title for him:

Official Ass Kisser: Captain "Asshat" Obvious, the gimp in a box.

[Sputty]

MTX is actually a communist. You heard it here.

[Mtx]

MTX does not exist. There is no MTX.

Now back to Squeeksters but kissing abilities.