3 Biggest Fears!

[Squeeky]

Post your 3 biggest fears. (In no particular order)


1. Spiders
2. Death
3. Snakes

[OmnipotentKiwi]

1. Death
2. Small Spaces
3. Angry women :scared:

[r3d]

Woops ;x
1. Spiders :/
2. Heights
3. Running out of orange sunkist

[MuadDib]

1. Death
2. Gas
3. Drowning

[Led]

1) Embarrasment.
2) Rejection.
3) Loss of pride.

[powdahound]

1. Drowning
2. Hamma
3. afex

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by powdahound
1. Drowning
2. Hamma
3. afex Sounds reasonable. :D

1)Spiders
2)water that goes over my head
3)earthquakes :scared:

[Sando138]

Heights
Spiders
and an irrational fear of rejection by the fairer sex.

[OneManArmy]

1. Spiders
2. Bigger spiders
3. Huge spiders

[Robot]

1. Hamma
2. Cyclers
3. Hamma

[Jimbo]

1. Something bad happening to my kids.
2. Spiders
3. Heights

[Rainer]

1.Heights.
2.Loss of pride.
3.Not being able to defend myself.

[Pilgrim]

1) loosing at anything EVER
2) Failing at anything EVER
3) No realizing when i've done either of the above.

[SpongeBob]

Spiders? whats wrong with them? I think roaches are worse.

my fears:

1) lose of face
2) the unknown
3) the sky falling on my head :)

[Sentrosi]

1) Now knowing what true love is, losing it and being constantly reminded that I lost it.

2) Falling from a great height with no means of survival

3) {BOHICA}

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
3) {BOHICA}

:rofl: Good choice. :D

[Sentrosi]

Man, I just posted that....no wonder you're a whore...:)

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
Man, I just posted that....no wonder you're a whore...:)
Light day today for me. ;)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

1.) Death
2.) Rejection
3.) Loss of my family\penis (can't decide yet)

[Tobias]

Sissys!
I dont fear BOHICA, all we do is sit around and talk about kittens and drink tea....

And Who is afraid of a spider?! I have a pet spider myself, long lived little bloak, but cool....ok it does not move alot but its still cool....Spiders rock.

[Confectrix]

Kittens are useless domestic animals. *I'm sure this will get a comment or two, that is my intended meaning*

Your right about tea...Earl Grey. What's your favorite?

Oh, and so this post isn't totally off topic...

1)Anything
2)Everyone
3)Everywhere

;)

[MushuuTerra]

Just wondering for those who are afraid of death, is it DEATH itself or what happens after death? or both...;)

Mine would probably...be....ehm

1. fast spiders...i mean,. I Held Trantulars...they are fast but i am not afraid of them...the smaller ones freak me out...not sure why

2. Being trapped in a small space

3. Myself

[TimberWolf2K]

This post contains:

1. Quote from Confectrix
2. Reasons why Kittens suck
3. A short story about my Uncle�s Kitten
4. Reasons why Puppies are better than kittens
5. Reasons why Children suck


1. Quote from Confectrix
Originally posted by Confectrix
Kittens are useless domestic animals

False

Kittens are useless undomesticated animals

2. Reasons why Kittens suck
They scratch the heck out of everything
They bite
They shed
They treat your house like a hotel
They plot your downfall
They always look at you like they are trying to find your week spot
They give you =no= respect
They ruled over the Egyptians for centuries before they realized that the kittens had no real powers over them. .then they ate them.
They claw your clothes for fun

3. A short story about my Uncle�s Kitten
My uncle's kitten jumped onto his face once and sunk its claws into each side of his nose, it -would not- let go.

4. Reasons why Puppies are better than kittens
Puppies > kittens

They bite (but it doesn�t hurt cos they don�t have razor sharp knifes of death in their mouth)
They play with you
They are stupid
They can be amused by simply throwing a ball around a room
They can amuse themselves for days by chasing a lazar pen tied to a ceiling Fan
They have cute names like rover or spot or Fido
They give you excuses to talk to Women in the park (try that with a cat)
They enjoy roughhousing with children (cats maim and scar children for fun)
They give you a foolproof escape root when your wife is on the warpath "I gotta go walk the dog, be back in a few days"
Puppies are like cheep children that Die before they hit "the troublesome years" or what I like to call "lets turn mommy and daddy into an ATM and send them to the crazy house"



5. Reasons why Children suck
Puppies > children

Children cry
Children Cry for no reason
Children Cry at 3:30 in the morning
Children Spit up over every no dry cleanable object in the house
Children break -everything- that isn�t made of reinforced Titanium composite 52
Children get into trouble at with other children, meaning YOU need to take shit from a disgruntled mother who's "little angle" would never do something like that!
Children Hit you and despite what other people say, it hurts, and you cant hit them back unless you want a really big guy called "Bubba" asking you to "pick up the soap, pretty boy"
Children get amusement from seeing you in pain
Children are like little money eating kittens who always want toys
You cant Take children shopping unless you plan to check yourself into an insane asylum afterwards
Children cost money, lots of it. why do you think 9/10 fathers leave their partners when they get pregnant? no its not cos they don�t want the responsibility, its cos they know a child is a one way ticket to the poor house
Children are messy
Children Smell funny most of the time
Children try to sue you if you smack them
People have never heard of try to tell you how to raise your children
Children are banned in some Asian Countries (any sane person would move here)
Children mean you need to sell your classic sports car in order to buy a "Family Car"
Children fight and bicker with each other
Children always need attention, if they are not getting any they explode into a fiery ball of Fire
When children get to 12, their want for things doubles (quadruples if its a girl)
Children have no thought for others
Children always do the opposite of what you ask
Children think reverse psychology is Fun
Children are too honest
Children have no shame
A child can make a mess in an empty room in which every surface is covered in bubble wrap
Children are tiny noise making machines with no off button
Children are Tiny bad smell making machines with no off button
Children are tiny novelty items with no real novelty
Children make you less attractive to the opposite sex
Children are the soul cause of people becoming parents
Children make life less fun
Children Dribble
Children Say bad words in church
Children can�t Act
Children Can�t be locked outside when they mess on the carpet
Children Cause their mothers incredible pain for up to 18 years after child birth
Children Cause their fathers Pain for up to 30 years after child birth
Children ask to borrow your car and when it comes back its never quite the same
Children take 9 months to make, after 9 months you would expect something better....like a new set of power tools
Most people would rather have kittens than a Child
Children are pure evil

[TimberWolf2K]

Originally posted by Neokoyoshi
Just wondering for those who are afraid of death, is it DEATH itself or what happens after death?

I don�t fear death, I see death as an adventure. Death holds the answers to life's most unanswerable questions.

"Is there a God?"
"Is there an afterlife?"
"Where did we park the car dear?"
"Do you get to play Chess with death? And if so how good is he?"

Death comes to us all; if you fear death then you fear the inevitable

Death could very well be only the beginning

I cant wait to die, its gonna be so cool :D

[TimberWolf2K]

Shameless bump

people must know how much kittens and children suck!

[Jimbo]

So does that mean you fear children and kittens TimberWolf2K? What's your third fear?

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by TimberWolf2K
False

Kittens are useless undomesticated animals

They scratch the heck out of everything
They bite
They shed
They treat your house like a hotel
They plot your downfall
They always look at you like they are trying to find your week spot
They give you =no= respect
They ruled over the Egyptians for centuries before they realized that the kittens had no real powers over them. .then they ate them.
They claw your clothes for fun

My uncle's kitten jumped onto his face once and sunk its claws into each side of his nose, it -would not- let go.

Puppies > kittens

They bite (but it doesn�t hurt cos they don�t have razor sharp knifes of death in their mouth)
They play with you
They are stupid
They can be amused by simply throwing a ball around a room
They can amuse themselves for days by chasing a lazar pen tied to a ceiling Fan
They have cute names like rover or spot or Fido
They give you excuses to talk to Women in the park (try that with a cat)
They enjoy roughhousing with children (cats maim and scar children for fun)
They give you a foolproof escape root when your wife is on the warpath "I gotta go walk the dog, be back in a few days"
Puppies are like cheep children that Die before they hit "the troublesome years" or what I like to call "lets turn mommy and daddy into an ATM and send them to the crazy house"

Puppies > children

Children cry
Children Cry for no reason
Children Cry at 3:30 in the morning
Children Spit up over every no dry cleanable object in the house
Children break -everything- that isn�t made of reinforced Titanium composite 52
Children get into trouble at with other children, meaning YOU need to take shit from a disgruntled mother who's "little angle" would never do something like that!
Children Hit you and despite what other people say, it hurts, and you cant hit them back unless you want a really big guy called "Bubba" asking you to "pick up the soap, pretty boy"
Children get amusement from seeing you in pain
Children are like little money eating kittens who always want toys
You cant Take children shopping unless you plan to check yourself into an insane asylum afterwards
Children cost money, lots of it. why do you think 9/10 fathers leave their partners when they get pregnant? no its not cos they don�t want the responsibility, its cos they know a child is a one way ticket to the poor house
Children are messy
Children Smell funny most of the time
Children try to sue you if you smack them
People have never heard of try to tell you how to raise your children
Children are banned in some Asian Countries (any sane person would move here)
Children mean you need to sell your classic sports car in order to buy a "Family Car"
Children fight and bicker with each other
Children always need attention, if they are not getting any they explode into a fiery ball of Fire
When children get to 12, their want for things doubles (quadruples if its a girl)
Children have no thought for others
Children always do the opposite of what you ask
Children think reverse psychology is Fun
Children are too honest
Children have no shame
A child can make a mess in an empty room in which every surface is covered in bubble wrap
Children are tiny noise making machines with no off button
Children are Tiny bad smell making machines with no off button
Children are tiny novelty items with no real novelty
Children make you less attractive to the opposite sex
Children are the soul cause of people becoming parents
Children make life less fun
Children Dribble
Children Say bad words in church
Children can�t Act
Children Can�t be locked outside when they mess on the carpet
Children Cause their mothers incredible pain for up to 18 years after child birth
Children Cause their fathers Pain for up to 30 years after child birth
Children ask to borrow your car and when it comes back its never quite the same
Children take 9 months to make, after 9 months you would expect something better....like a new set of power tools
Most people would rather have kittens than a Child
Children are pure evil

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[TimberWolf2K]

Whats a Cliff note? is that like a Cliff Richard?

[Squeeky]

:lol: Damn canadians

[TimberWolf2K]

No really, whats a cliff note?

I done a search in MS word's help menu, nothing there
I done a google search and I found Cliffnotes.com, they sell studdy guides or something

Why what are you talking about squeeky? Im not canadian...

[Squeeky]

Cliffnotes are basic notes on very long book's

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Confectrix
2)Everyone boo...

And spiders are wierd, I mean if they walk slow they're kool, but when they run, just watch how fast em legs move, its like holyshit!

[TimberWolf2K]

Ok squeeky. I put in some some cliff notes

Im not really sure what a cliff note should look like but I done my best, try reading it again :p

[Squeeky]

lol, You didn't have to, But ok :)

[Airlift]

1. A shark riding on the back of an elephant, just eating and trampling everything they see.
2. Carneys. Circus folk with their wee beedy eyes.
5. Three sir.

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Airlift
1. A shark riding on the back of an elephant, just eating and trampling everything they see.
2. Carneys. Circus folk with their wee beedy eyes.
5. Three sir.
:rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

1) Having my penis eaten by a rabid bunch of man/penis-eating wombats
2) Burning/drowning
3) Losing my hands so I can't type or play videogames or... **gasp** PLANETSIDE!!! AHHH!!!!

[BUGGER]

AHHH! Ye shot me lucky fingers!!!

[Lanizer]

3. My fear
2. My scarier fear
1. My worst fear

[Spider]

1. Bugs (cept ladybug and butterfly and spiders)
2 to 3 nothing...

[MilitantB0B]

1.) My own hair attacking me
2.) Communism
3.) Fear itself

[Dharkbayne]

Ouch, hair attacking you, ill put in all of my fears, here they are



1) Carnival folk (beady eyes, small hands, smell like cabbage)
2) Crazy people
3) Gangsta' Mothafukaz (Westside mfaz!)
4) Spiders
5) Attack dogs
6) Bees
7) Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.
8) Bling bling gramma from cuba (Imma hit you with my cane)
9) BOHICA, except �io, hes a pushover
10) Hamma
11) Squeeky (DO NOT BEND OVER NEXT TO HIM)
12) The government
13) Evil dolls like chucky
14) The dreaded black rotting pee-pee disease
15) The Mafia
16) Monkeys with rabies
17) *Nsync :shudder:
18) If my computer exploded
19) Japanese cartoons
20) This list
21) Russian people (They all sound angry)
22) Italian people (Ditto)
23) Ninjas (Although badass, I wouldn't like to meet one)
24) That bad guy from the matrix, cuz he would punch me , and I would be like, damnit! and he would be like, rar
25) Disney
26) Microsoft
27) Not having arms/legs
28) Dying (I WOULDN'T GET TO PLAY PLANETSIDE!!!)
29) If this list gets deleted before I submit it
30) Getting kidnapped by alien monster shark monsters
31) Drowning
32) Burning
33) Falling to death
34) Getting shot out into space
35) Getting crushed in a trash compactor at a dump
36) Getting covered by those scarab things from the mummy
37) This list again
38) BILL COSBY
39) And the cosby kids
40) If planetside-universe was cancelled, I wouldn't have any place to spam...

[MilitantB0B]

Hmmmm, #38 explains alot. :D

PS: I am afraid of him too. :scared: NO!!! No Chocolaty Pudding!!!

[Squeeky]

Bill cosby touched me in my private place :(

[Jaged]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Bill cosby touched me in my private place :(
That would explain alot....

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Dharkbayne
24) That bad guy from the matrix, cuz he would punch me , and I would be like, damnit! and he would be like, rar :lol:



Very scary.....hmmm, speaking of fearss, woudn't you agree that fear is the only thing keeping us people from going chaotic? I mean without fear, we'd all be running thro the streets not afriad of death or the police..... Damnit fear is awsome, without it, I'd be dead.....like a few hours ago....

[Hamma]

1. Spiders
2. Spiders
3. Spiders

[Dharkbayne]

Note to self :Spiders>Hamma

[NeoTassadar]

1. Pop music staying in circulation
2. Religious zealots (Huge zealots with anti-technology biases, really bad "Final Fantasy VII is evil" zealous) in places of authority
3. Not heights, but hitting the ground from them:D

Whoa, a lot of people are afraid of spiders. I can understand with the highly venomous ones you have to be more careful, but come on, even the smallest/scrawniest human is several thousand times their body weight. Smack. You probably have killed dozens without even knowing it.

[Dharkbayne]

Did you know that in your sleep, the average person will eat SIX SPIDERS in his/her sleep? That's right SIX

[OneManArmy]

1. losing my penis
2. spiders
3. penis eating spiders

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by OneManArmy
1. losing my penis
2. spiders
3. penis eating spiders

Ouch...

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Dharkbayne
Did you know that in your sleep, the average person will eat SIX SPIDERS in his/her sleep? That's right SIX I put duct tape on my mouth when I sleep. It has a double purpose, first I dont eat spiders. Second I dont have to shave as much

[NeoTassadar]

:lol: