man, I love video games!!!!

[OneManArmy]

:lol: new game from namco:

I-Ninja, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Nintendo GameCube in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. An ultra-cool ninja with major attitude meets extreme sports game play, I-Ninja is the consummate warrior who has spent years mastering his weapons and honing his skills. In true gravity defying game play, I-Ninja can scale buildings, "shred" on extreme rails, hover great distances with a "sword copter", ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.


:lol: so crazy!

[OmnipotentKiwi]

:rofl:

[Hamma]

:huh:

[Squeeky]

Wtf? :rofl:

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Extreme lesbian Ninja hot oil wrestlers, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Microsoft XBox in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. These are ultra-mega-super-cool ninja lesbian wrestlers with major attitudes and big breasts who love extreme sports almost as much as they love other super hot lesbian ninja wrestlers. It�s kung-fu meets Tony Hawk meets an inflatable swimming pool full of hot lesbian wrestlers, These ladies are consummate warriors and love makers who have spent years mastering their weapons and honing their tight bodies. In true gravity defying game play, these oiled up lesbian ninja wrestlers can scale buildings, "shred" on extreme rails, fly around, Shoot lasers and shit, Blow stuff up, Run around like they were in the fucking Matrix or some shit. Tear each others clothes off, ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style super anime-power ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.

[Dharkbayne]

LOLROFLMMFGDAO!

[BUGGER]

Man i wish i had Xbox.....:( :p :lol:

[Sentrosi]

My wife has a great xbox....

[Doobz]

I'm sure she does

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
My wife has a great xbox....

Pics, Or it didnt happen

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Simninja:
In this exciting godgame for the PC and Nintendo Gamecube, you manage the life of Soudenoutsou, a working ninja just trying to get by. Manage Soudenoutsou's cloaks, go out shuriken shopping, and maybe even win the affection of Omi, the assassin next door! Coming Quarter 5 2004.

[HellFlame]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
My wife has a great xbox.... Can i borrow it?

[NightWalker XI]

LMAO @ Ninja Lesbians in Oil thingie...funny :D

[r3d]

Coming Quarter 5 2004.
There are noe Quarter 5's :p

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally posted by r3d
There are noe Quarter 5's :p

OK, let me explain this concept of "humor" to you: The whole purpose of the Q5 thing was to present in a humorous matter the complete absurdness of the concept of the game, while still utilizing a similar manner to the "Quarter" release date system utilized by many gaming forecasts.
Thank You, and have a nice day.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by OneManArmy
:lol: new game from namco:

I-Ninja, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Nintendo GameCube in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. An ultra-cool ninja with major attitude meets extreme sports game play, I-Ninja is the consummate warrior who has spent years mastering his weapons and honing his skills. In true gravity defying game play, I-Ninja can scale buildings, "shred" on extreme rails, hover great distances with a "sword copter", ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.


:lol: so crazy!

EWWW!!!! Count me in...WTF NO X-BOX VERSION!!! IM PISSED NOW!!! Fuck the PS2, it will suck in like 2 months you guys watch it go down the shitter. Microsoft with x-box is the future, not the el cheapo shit box made by the cheap ass people in japan!!!

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by OmnipotentKiwi
Extreme lesbian Ninja hot oil wrestlers, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Microsoft XBox in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. These are ultra-mega-super-cool ninja lesbian wrestlers with major attitudes and big breasts who love extreme sports almost as much as they love other super hot lesbian ninja wrestlers. It�s kung-fu meets Tony Hawk meets an inflatable swimming pool full of hot lesbian wrestlers, These ladies are consummate warriors and love makers who have spent years mastering their weapons and honing their tight bodies. In true gravity defying game play, these oiled up lesbian ninja wrestlers can scale buildings, "shred" on extreme rails, fly around, Shoot lasers and shit, Blow stuff up, Run around like they were in the fucking Matrix or some shit. Tear each others clothes off, ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style super anime-power ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.

Somebuddy pinch me!!!! I'd pay double for that game!!!!

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/games/gundam/heavyarms_breath.gif
Im waiting to kick some Vanu freak ass!!!

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
My wife has a great xbox....

Is it shiney and does it have 100 hourse power of bouncing potential?

:D

[Unregistered]

Ninja have real ultimate power. They like totally freak out and chop heads off.

Anyone of these games would be worth $12.99 a month.

[LaserTobias]

Yea, just get a ninja like grey fox, and no one dictator or *** ruler in this world would be safe.

Osama would look like an idiot on T.V when we see his head pratruding from his ass.

[Happy lil Elf]

EWWW!!!! Count me in...WTF NO X-BOX VERSION!!! IM PISSED NOW!!! Fuck the PS2, it will suck in like 2 months you guys watch it go down the shitter. Microsoft with x-box is the future, not the el cheapo shit box made by the cheap ass people in japan!!!

Best argument ever for condoms.

[Khronos]

:rofl: at these. ^ ^

subliminal message (http://www.realultimatepower.net)

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
Best argument ever for condoms.

Wtf does what I have to say have to do with condoms....

:confused:

[Lanizer]

I hate video game.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Lanizer
I hate video game.

WTF are you doing here than!!! Obvisiouly if you hate games why the hell are you in a game orriented website forum huh!!!

You traitor to humanity, how dare you screw around with gaming!!! Im pretty sure you have just been getting owned way too much and thats why you decided to hate games!!!


http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/games/gundam/heavyarms_breath.gif
I want Vanu blood!!!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Sigh....
I believe waht Elf was getting at was that your post was unintelligent and overly unreadable, thus meaning that if your parents had worn a condom the night of your conception, this never would have happened. Also, I believe Lanzier was shooting at humor by countering the title of this thread.
ObFrog: Explaining the obvious twice this thread.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by r3d
There are noe Quarter 5's :p

he is right there are no quarter fives...that would be next year...

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by OmnipotentKiwi
Extreme lesbian Ninja hot oil wrestlers, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Microsoft XBox in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. These are ultra-mega-super-cool ninja lesbian wrestlers with major attitudes and big breasts who love extreme sports almost as much as they love other super hot lesbian ninja wrestlers. It�s kung-fu meets Tony Hawk meets an inflatable swimming pool full of hot lesbian wrestlers, These ladies are consummate warriors and love makers who have spent years mastering their weapons and honing their tight bodies. In true gravity defying game play, these oiled up lesbian ninja wrestlers can scale buildings, "shred" on extreme rails, fly around, Shoot lasers and shit, Blow stuff up, Run around like they were in the fucking Matrix or some shit. Tear each others clothes off, ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style super anime-power ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.


WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE'S THE GAMECUBE VERSION?!?!?!?

[r3d]

Im so happy NOBODY got my quarter five joke
a :p usually means im not serious