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Squeeky
2003-05-10, 03:03 PM
I have a bunch of funny mIRC quotes from irc.planetside-universe.com For those who dont idle on there, Hop on, It is a blast!


<@PSU-Hamma> my mom buys me the sports illustrated swimsuit issue
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* You were kicked by PSU-Hamma (I'm doing this because i lub j00)

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<@Hamma|Work> my mom calls me fuck stick :[

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* You were kicked by PSU-Hamma (No, I don't hate you... � 216 �)

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<+GAC> well im off to take over europe back later

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* You were kicked by PSU-Hamma (No, I don't hate you... � 217 �)

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* PSU-{{eMaGyN}} has quit IRC (No route to host) <@PSU-Hamma> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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<+]DoT[Oberon> someone should make www.clownpenis.fart

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<+ND|OneManArmy> jesus christ, when god was handing out geek he got an assload of it

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<@PSU-Hamma> PSU-Squeeky is PSU-Squeek@gh3y.mwla.planetside-universe.com * Dave

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<@BrileyPS> well going to jump into planetside...ema ill talk to you in tspeak in a bit..later

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* @PSU-Hamma is -10283secs from being 23 years old

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<@PSU-Hamma> you go on and play with yourself

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* @PSU-Hamma starts stripping

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<+Asmo-> I'm trying to coax my close friends gf into shagging with me

<@PSU-Squeeky> That lava pool is very cool <@PSU-Hamma> yea i flew a galaxy into it

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PSU-Squeeky is PSU-Squeek@gh3y.mwla.planetside-universe.com * Dave

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<@PSU-Hamma> hold up, let me upload planetside

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<@PSU-Hamma> I HATE MY BRAIN

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* You were kicked by Hamma (you are now officially my bitch, gg � 222 �)

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[20:51] <@PSU-Hamma> I have a nextel with ho on direct connect for easy sex

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<@PSU-Marsman> All Wal-Mart and K-Mart stores in Iraq will be closing on or before March 15th...... After that,they will all become Targets.......Thank you; that is all...............

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<+cell\nerve> shes like 45 and pretty fat, but id tap it

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<@PSU-Squeeky> Ham, You gonna play PS today?
<@PSU-Hamma> thats like asking me if i am going to breath

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<@PSU-Hamma> I need some porn to download so i can test this cable shit out

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<@Hamma|Work> I wish everyone would just shut up and let sky
talk
<@Hamma|Work> sky starts talking, hamma crashes



Note, You can also get some funny quotes from www.bash.org but i collected these myself

Hamma
2003-05-10, 04:49 PM
I never said any of that.

Dharkbayne
2003-05-10, 05:26 PM
ssssssuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee.......... ...................

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-10, 07:28 PM
Hmmm...but who is telling the truth!
/me rapidly shifts aim of his .357 on Squeeky and Hamma
Cliffhanger!!

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-10, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Hmmm...but who is telling the truth!
/me rapidly shifts aim of his .357 on Squeeky and Hamma
Cliffhanger!!

Just shoot Squeeky. It doesn't matter who is telling the truth.

BUGGER
2003-05-10, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
I never said any of that. maybe you dont remember cause you got yourself f'ed up all thoughs nights you said that stuff....;)

QuickStar
2003-05-10, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by OmnipotentKiwi
Just shoot Squeeky. It doesn't matter who is telling the truth.

Ill give you the water gun :) - that shuld do some damege

Squeeky
2003-05-10, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
I never said any of that.

Lies

Ginzue
2003-05-10, 08:37 PM
I went into to the irc once, for some reason no one could see what I typed, ether it was an error or evaryone just ignored me :lol:.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-10, 11:00 PM
/me puts five slugs into Squeeky's chest
I'm sorry man, BOHICA is controlling my soul!

Tobias
2003-05-11, 08:24 AM
Howcome Kiwi gets all the good souls?!

Maus
2003-05-11, 08:29 AM
make it abit more community orientated eh squeeky? rather than "lets just suck up to Hamma" thread =P

Hamma
2003-05-11, 12:39 PM
Owned.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-11, 12:58 PM
Damn, when Hamma comments on you being owned, you are OWNED.

Maus
2003-05-11, 02:11 PM
yer and the last time i took advice from a dancing frog i woke up in the middle of a field semi naked ;)

ReneG8
2003-05-11, 02:43 PM
ok either your drugs were too old, or its just normal for you, taking advice from a dancing frog.

which btw is REALLY annoying in your sig :D

OneManArmy
2003-05-11, 02:55 PM
<ND|Fascion> I have this bag of quarters and it smells like fruit. its so great.

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-05-11, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Tobias
Howcome Kiwi gets all the good souls?!

Because I am the Devil :evil:

Squeeky
2003-05-11, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Maus
make it abit more community orientated eh squeeky? rather than "lets just suck up to Hamma" thread =P



<+Maus> here comes the "grown up talk"
<@PSU-Squeeky> Maus
* PSU-Hamma sets mode: -m
<@PSU-Squeeky> Your not impressing anyone
<+DJ_McFoX> u should have just unvoiced all the peeps talkin
* PSU-Hamma sets mode: +b *!*@psu-35BA3609.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* Maus was kicked by PSU-Hamma (Where do you wanna go today? out...ok! � 242 �)


You wanna take me on Maus? Ok, I win :rolleyes:


Edit: Also, Lot's of people say funny stuff, It's funnier when Hamma says it!

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-05-11, 05:11 PM
Crikey! It's a dirgible gerbil!
Yes, it's a dirigiberbil!
Hoorah!

BUGGER
2003-05-11, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Maus
yer and the last time i took advice from a dancing frog i woke up in the middle of a field semi naked ;) WOA!!! Too much information there!

Hamma
2003-05-11, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
<+Maus> here comes the "grown up talk"
<@PSU-Squeeky> Maus
* PSU-Hamma sets mode: -m
<@PSU-Squeeky> Your not impressing anyone
<+DJ_McFoX> u should have just unvoiced all the peeps talkin
* PSU-Hamma sets mode: +b *!*@psu-35BA3609.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* Maus was kicked by PSU-Hamma (Where do you wanna go today? out...ok! � 242 �)


You wanna take me on Maus? Ok, I win :rolleyes:


Edit: Also, Lot's of people say funny stuff, It's funnier when Hamma says it! Way to dig up ancient logs.

Squeeky
2003-05-11, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
Way to dig up ancient logs.

:)

Was still funny

Dharkbayne
2003-05-12, 02:16 AM
Cheese is yummy