The gunz Thread!!!

[LaserTobias]

Ok here it is, the good gunz thread.
Just make a post about your favorite gun and if you own it, tell us how it feels and how cool it is.

You also must make a reference about it if it is in a movie, game, or other media that we have seen so when we hear something like "Desert Eagle" and you say it is what all the Agents carry in The matrix we understand what your talking about.

You must also post a picture of a weapon using the [img]www.yourpicofagunhere.com\img] to make it appear on the forum. Please do not post without adding a picture.

Thank you and enjoy the gunz a blazing!!!

[Squeeky]

Wtf?

You just made a post like this, Take all the smilies out of your sig and quit making double post's :mad:

[Ouroboros]

I am illiterate when it comes to "l33t speak".

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Gotta love the OICW. That thing has the same primary payload as the M16 and M4, but with the timed-detonation 20mm grenade launcher, it becomes a whole new weapon. Throw in a 20x optical zoom with nightvision, laser sighting, and IFF, and you've got yourself one mean little gun.

[Doobz]

you do realize that the MP5 is the navy's S.E.A.L.s choice only in cqb and counter-terrorist ops, right?

during regular combat ops, they carry the general assortment of m-14s (or derivitives of), m4a1s, and modified derivitives of m60s

[�io]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Take all the smilies out of your sig and quit making double post's :mad:

:stupid:

[Led]

You DO realize the OICW is a heaping pile of shit, right? :rawr:

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Wtf?

You just made a post like this, Take all the smilies out of your sig and quit making double post's :mad:

I made the other post for the Desert Eagle though...and I forgot the poll...see I don't know how to close a thread..so I had to start all over again and sorry about the smilies im trying to see which ones I want gun because I love them all!!... Im will get rid of them. :(

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by �io
:stupid:

Please dont insult me.....

[Powerflux]

Originally posted by Led
You DO realize the OICW is a heaping pile of shit, right? :rawr:

Explain. :confused:

[Unregistered]

I think Dio was insulting Squeeky.

Leave all the smiles in your sig if you want. They don't bug me.

Squeeky is just having a bad week, and you felt his wrath. You really don't need to listen to him at all. It's Hamma you need to worry about.

Take a step back, and breath. No one here has anything against you. We were just having a little fun in your other thread.

Ok.

Where was the DeWalt option? They make a Screw Gun you just can't beat ;)

[LaserTobias]

Well, I just "halved" my sig...Please!!! LET ME KEEP IT LIKE THIS!!! I BEG OF YOU WITH YOUR GOD-LIKE ADMIN POWERS!!!
It is the only thing I have that is original (sorta)

I love this, and I don't think I could bear taking my wonderful violent smilies off.....Please let me keep them, I made it look a lot smaller than before. :confused:

[Unregistered]

SigBot is the only one you have to answer to when it comes to Sigs.

Well that and Hamma, but he's more mellow about it.

Squeeky is ok, he just forgets that his job is to make the community grow, not to shrink it.

[Tobias]

Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
Please dont insult me.....

1)He was not insualting you, but I am going to....
2)You are an annoyance, 5 out of 5 Vanu agree, you should have your sig permanently removed and should be slapped with a trout not once but two times. I wish mr_luc was here so he could tell you to drink some AIDs water.
3) Think for about 3 secounds before you post something and all your posts (yes all of them, I have not seen a quility one yet) will not suck...as hard.
4) Go play with knives, all the cool people are doing it, if you were cool, you would to.
5) also, dont lie as much as you do, we see right through any lie you tell us and our opinion of you gets lower, and its already pretty fookin low. Or atleast my opinion of you is.

[r3d]

Originally posted by Tobias
1)He was not insualting you, but I am going to....
2)You are an annoyance, 5 out of 5 Vanu agree, you should have your sig permanently removed and should be slapped with a trout not once but two times. I wish mr_luc was here so he could tell you to drink some AIDs water.
3) Think for about 3 secounds before you post something and all your posts (yes all of them, I have not seen a quility one yet) will not suck...as hard.
4) Go play with knives, all the cool people are doing it, if you were cool, you would to.
5) also, dont lie as much as you do, we see right through any lie you tell us and our opinion of you gets lower, and its already pretty fookin low. Or atleast my opinion of you is.
I love you Tobias

[Powerflux]

Originally posted by Tobias
1)He was not insualting you, but I am going to....
2)You are an annoyance, 5 out of 5 Vanu agree, you should have your sig permanently removed and should be slapped with a trout not once but two times. I wish mr_luc was here so he could tell you to drink some AIDs water.
3) Think for about 3 secounds before you post something and all your posts (yes all of them, I have not seen a quility one yet) will not suck...as hard.
4) Go play with knives, all the cool people are doing it, if you were cool, you would to.
5) also, dont lie as much as you do, we see right through any lie you tell us and our opinion of you gets lower, and its already pretty fookin low. Or atleast my opinion of you is.

:thumbsup:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Tobias
1)He was not insualting you, but I am going to....
2)You are an annoyance, 5 out of 5 Vanu agree, you should have your sig permanently removed and should be slapped with a trout not once but two times. I wish mr_luc was here so he could tell you to drink some AIDs water.
3) Think for about 3 secounds before you post something and all your posts (yes all of them, I have not seen a quility one yet) will not suck...as hard.
4) Go play with knives, all the cool people are doing it, if you were cool, you would to.
5) also, dont lie as much as you do, we see right through any lie you tell us and our opinion of you gets lower, and its already pretty fookin low. Or atleast my opinion of you is.


Have my children, K thx

[Navaron]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Have my children, K thx \

Someone's got one helluva mood swing going.

BTW these guns suck for the most part.

[Prolific]

hey instead of being a jackass about it ever think about talking to him in a constructive way instead of just shooting a flame up his ass.

[Navaron]

Who are you talking to?

[Prolific]

that Tobias guy

[Hamma]

:huh:

The h8 is strong this week.

[Navaron]

mmmmmm 'tis a good week...


3 of the points were jokes, and the other 2 were true. People need thicker skin, or a sense of humor. I could see jumping on tobi if it was this guys first time, but he's just got done doing it again...

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by Tobias
1)He was not insualting you, but I am going to....
2)You are an annoyance, 5 out of 5 Vanu agree, you should have your sig permanently removed and should be slapped with a trout not once but two times. I wish mr_luc was here so he could tell you to drink some AIDs water.
3) Think for about 3 secounds before you post something and all your posts (yes all of them, I have not seen a quility one yet) will not suck...as hard.
4) Go play with knives, all the cool people are doing it, if you were cool, you would to.
5) also, dont lie as much as you do, we see right through any lie you tell us and our opinion of you gets lower, and its already pretty fookin low. Or atleast my opinion of you is.
:clap: Talking contructively to someone can only be done for so long. Where is mr_luc anyway? He couldn't have lost interest (BLASPHEMY!).

MP5 kicks the ass. Most accurate three round burst I ever shot.

[simba]

Originally posted by Unregistered
I think Dio was insulting Squeeky.

Leave all the smiles in your sig if you want. They don't bug me.

Squeeky is just having a bad week, and you felt his wrath. You really don't need to listen to him at all. It's Hamma you need to worry about.

Take a step back, and breath. No one here has anything against you. We were just having a little fun in your other thread.

Ok.

Where was the DeWalt option? They make a Screw Gun you just can't beat ;)
U really need a life

mp5 4 me

[NightWalker XI]

I have the BB gun model and its very cool, so I', gonna say the Double 9, the Desert Eagle follows

[Lanizer]

I hate guns.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Tobias
1)He was not insualting you, but I am going to....
2)You are an annoyance, 5 out of 5 Vanu agree, you should have your sig permanently removed and should be slapped with a trout not once but two times. I wish mr_luc was here so he could tell you to drink some AIDs water.
3) Think for about 3 secounds before you post something and all your posts (yes all of them, I have not seen a quility one yet) will not suck...as hard.
4) Go play with knives, all the cool people are doing it, if you were cool, you would to.
5) also, dont lie as much as you do, we see right through any lie you tell us and our opinion of you gets lower, and its already pretty fookin low. Or atleast my opinion of you is.

Oh no you didn't you piece of vanu shit. I will crinkle up your mutant fucking remains and stuff them up the next piece of shit vanu that makes cracks about me!!!!! You fuck for brains, I will make you cry to your vanu momma of a bitch and she will than suck my (0) (0). So the next time you choose to fuck with the Elite Comrade General of LTC. Make sure you bring a napkin because your going to need it to wipe your vanu friends off my tank when I'm through.

P.S I hate Vanu, you guys are freaks so don't be surprised if I fuck one of you up because I hate "things" that try to be like us but can't seem to get their balls and there brains together to make it count you primitave Choad.

I own you vanu, when the TR and the NC get win against you rat fucks, I will personally buy everyone of you pukes and put you in my slave farm. Where I will breed you and make you famous in my (last of the vanu's petting farm) where all the kids can laugh at you freaks for your ideas and your extremely small penises and pussies. (yeap you guessed, vanu got this for the trade off of using the rebirth facilities.)

Word......Fuck off Vanu Freak!!

:vsrocks: http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ut1/mgwhore.gif

:vssucks: :trrocks: and :ncrocks:

[LaserTobias]

You can kiss my ass too, dont know you but I bet you are the kinda guy that fucks his on dog because he can't a woman for shit cause he is so damn ugly he looks like a pair of ventilated balls.

At any rate, you and tobias should hook up because you two seem like a great couple

Happy fucking choads

:vssucks:

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Have my children, K thx

I wouldn't give that Vanu bitch to that freak if I were you. They might come back with attenna and a shit load of hair!!!

Good only knows!!! If I were you, I would rather give them to Micheal Jackson this freak, at least he won't turn them into choads!!!

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Lanizer
I hate guns.

Good, so that means we can shoot you and you won't be able to fire back because you will be holding the peace sign right?

(Sorry, just had to say something, It occured to me that you would be defenseless.

[Lanizer]

I prefer bazooka, sorry. More bang for my bucks.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Lanizer
I prefer bazooka, sorry. More bang for my bucks.

LOL!!! technically, a bazooka is considered a gun, just a reallly big gun.......But, hell, You cant go wrong with one of those since I guess we would all die if we were hit by one of those...

:eek:

[Flameseeker]

OMG. Ban needed for a quadruple helping of steaming shitty spam.
Double-Ban needed for dissing Tobias, AND stealing his name.
Triple-Ban needed for double-threading.
Quad-Ban for annoying as hell sig.
More than that ban, (Penta? Quint?) for associating the NC with his lameness.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Unregistered
SigBot is the only one you have to answer to when it comes to Sigs.

Well that and Hamma, but he's more mellow about it.

Squeeky is ok, he just forgets that his job is to make the community grow, not to shrink it.

Well, thx for being on my side man. At least you help me understand that I can make my sig as big as I want as long as hamma doesn't mind, but I respect this site so I will play by the rules and reduce my sig as much as I'd hate to. Hamma and squeeky are cool and I would hate to make them hate me or something because to be honest this site rocks!!! I just need a custom title because I thinking of making a total conversion from CS to PS, therefor my 84 clan members who really think this is the game of the future would join me into this great web-site....one problem...I can't really be ranked at veteran, and omg l33t whore would just make me look like a dumb ass infront of my soldiers.

So you guys can see the predicament I'm in.....

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Flameseeker
OMG. Ban needed for a quadruple helping of steaming shitty spam.
Double-Ban needed for dissing Tobias, AND stealing his name.
Triple-Ban needed for double-threading.
Quad-Ban for annoying as hell sig.
More than that ban, (Penta? Quint?) for associating the NC with his lameness.

OMG...I hate you flameseeker. You really make me cry.....Yeah right!!!! Your an ass man!!! this is my thread which is owned by the admin's of PS-UN so make your own thread and stop with you bickering you choad!!! If you were a Vanu I would skin you ten times over till your bones are showing and I'd use your skin as a flag against vanu freaks!! You have just made an extra enemy man, and when planetside comes out you are on my "FUCK UP" list!!!

http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/games/gundam/heavyarms_breath.gif
Ready to make slaves out of the Vanu!!!

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Unregistered


Squeeky is ok, he just forgets that his job is to make the community grow, not to shrink it.

I love you too, :love:

[Flameseeker]

LTC, I've seen Hamma humiliate for less. Apparently you didn't bother glancing at my sig, which is not enormous and lame-ass like yours:
"You're gonna burn, better learn, never mess with me."

[r3d]

Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
[B]OMG...I hate you flameseeker. You really make me cry.....Yeah right!!!! Your an ass man!!! this is my thread which is owned by the admin's of PS-UN so make your own thread and stop with you bickering you choad!!! If you were a Vanu I would skin you ten times over till your bones are showing and I'd use your skin as a flag against vanu freaks!! You have just made an extra enemy man, and when planetside comes out you are on my "FUCK UP" list!!!

Oh no, not the fuckup list. He might post some bad thread in the game and own us all :o

[tok1m]

1. wait, you mad at tobias for being vanu or the actual content of his post? seems like the whole "vanu shit" really pisses u off...
2. if the vanu shit pisses you off, just know its a game, and I think tobias insulted you because of your post, not your l337 terran or NC.
3. whats wrong with vanus?
4. Im a vanu
5. am I on the "fuck up" list?

[LaserTobias]

Judging from your perpective...you join the vanu for the weaponry right? well they actually are on the vanu side. I also was trying to "insult" him because I found it neccessary to crack on him. Now you on the other hand have not pissed me off (yet) so just keep trucking along and maybe I wont put you on my "fuck up" list. I didnt say I was going to fuck you up, the list is if you are "a" fuck up......there, clearified it up a bit. So happy camping and enjoy planetside vanu weapons lover!!!

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Flameseeker
LTC, I've seen Hamma humiliate for less. Apparently you didn't bother glancing at my sig, which is not enormous and lame-ass like yours:
"You're gonna burn, better learn, never mess with me."

I got my fire extingusher right here for ya you pimp of a flamer!!!
Come get some!!! Shove the nuzzle up your ass and see how high you fly!!!

For the most part, I really dont have time to look at sigs all the time, and second,, You can eat the corn in my shit because I dont care what you think of my sig so go on a bitch slappin ride you chode!!

Word....I put out fires.

[Unregistered]

Teh Vanu si l33t.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Teh Vanu si l33t.

hey do you like counter-strike?

[Unregistered]

Are you going to ask me that in every thread?

I can not stand Cheater Strike.

[r3d]

Originally posted by Unregistered
I can not stand Cheater Strike. [/B]

I hear that !
Or read it for that matter !

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Unregistered
I think Dio was insulting Squeeky.

Leave all the smiles in your sig if you want. They don't bug me.

Squeeky is just having a bad week, and you felt his wrath. You really don't need to listen to him at all. It's Hamma you need to worry about.

You try having sex with Squeeky when he's angry. It's not happening.

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Sputty
You try having sex with Squeeky when he's angry. It's not happening.

That was cold sputty!!!! Whe The Squeeky gets a hold of this!!! HE IS GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Are you going to ask me that in every thread?

I can not stand Cheater Strike.

Thats too bad....I wasn't asking you in every thread just 4 out of 5....that's not every thread......Well, The squeeky doesn't seem to want to eat sputty so I trust Diomon will eat him, or whats left of him........Dio is a digimon right? or is it a pokemon? I GET CONFUSED BY THOSE LITTLE THINGS THAT ARE SO CUTE THEY MAKE ME WANT TO REGURGATATE MY VOMIT AND THAN PUKE ALL OVER AGAIN.......I would love to have a personal session with the ass that created that little freakachu thing so can personally "thank" him for his pink furry little bastard of a creation....... Ahem...now that thats being said, I just got to figure out which one is a dio.

[staz]

http://www.geocities.com/stazty/falle.txt

[AztecWarrior]

LTC:
You suck. Aplogize while you can.

[AztecWarrior]

Back on topic:
I voted for the PSG-1 because I'm an H&K fanatic, but my favorite gun:

http://www.counter-strike.de/strategien/images/g3sg1.jpg

G3/SG-1 by H&K. It's accurate, 7.62 NATO, AND has full auto! You can snipe semi, then when you go into the building, turn it on full and you have an assault rifle!

[Navaron]

H&K's do rock.

[Destroyeron]

I like the MP5 and Ak-47 in Soldat

[tok1m]

no laser tobias, i joined the vanu for 2 reasons and they dont happen to revolve around their weaponry...

1. i liked the armor's shiny look... cmon purple + shiny = l33t
2. i also like their style... they dont have stupid goggles, nor some glass cage. I see the character "races" liek this.

terran - i think they are heavy hitters, (hanheld mingun and all) and very armed

vanu - the most technological, advanced, but i think (again... i think !!!! not IS) terran weapons kill faster

NC - in between terran and vanu


i dont hold grudges agaisnt any race, cause i doesnt really matter, im not gonna put extra effort in takign down a race... its us verse them.

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by tok1m
no laser tobias, i joined the vanu for 2 reasons and they dont happen to revolve around their weaponry...

1. i liked the armor's shiny look... cmon purple + shiny = l33t
2. i also like their style... they dont have stupid goggles, nor some glass cage. I see the character "races" liek this.

terran - i think they are heavy hitters, (hanheld mingun and all) and very armed

vanu - the most technological, advanced, but i think (again... i think !!!! not IS) terran weapons kill faster

NC - in between terran and vanu


i dont hold grudges agaisnt any race, cause i doesnt really matter, im not gonna put extra effort in takign down a race... its us verse them.


There goes the most respectable newbie I've ever seen...oh well, NEXT!

[Squeeky]

< sarcasm >I LOVE THIS THREAD< /sarcasm >

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by Squeeky
< sarcasm >I LOVE THIS THREAD< /sarcasm >

I LOVE YOU TOO SQUEEKY!

*love scene in slow mo where the run towards each other on a field of tall grass*


*embrace*

EW!

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Destroyeron
I LOVE YOU TOO SQUEEKY!

*love scene in slow mo where the run towards each other on a field of tall grass*


*embrace*

EW!

Big ouch.....

[r3d]

This thread is now dumb as hell :\

[AztecWarrior]

Warning: Brian cel lossss dettcted. 15 secccccccconds to moltdown!

[Flameseeker]

[emulating LTC] Hey! I know, in an effort to look cool and showcase the massive amounts of games including guns my parents bought me, I'll repeatedly spam guns threads until people start flaming me. Then I'll get upset, put them on my "fuckup" list, because everyone cares about my list, and spam endlessly. Next, I'll make an enormous sig full of violent smilies for the heck of it, and ignore a staff's warnings to remove smilies. [/emulating LTC]

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Flameseeker
[emulating LTC] Hey! I know, in an effort to look cool and showcase the massive amounts of games including guns my parents bought me, I'll repeatedly spam guns threads until people start flaming me. Then I'll get upset, put them on my "fuckup" list, because everyone cares about my list, and spam endlessly. Next, I'll make an enormous sig full of violent smilies for the heck of it, and ignore a staff's warnings to remove smilies. [/emulating LTC]

Suck my

( O )
(__) (__)

Nice trying to be me you wannabe, but you can't mimic what you can't defeat.

So fuck off, if you don't like my thread get the hell out.

[UNEEDASSHOE]

someone has a little attitude problem

[Mtx]

Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
Suck my

( O )
(__) (__)


Ew!

He has a mutated dick that sits directly over his left nut. That's gross!

[Tankboy!]

Not to put the train back on its tracks or anything....
but the AUG is made by Steyer of Austria. You know, the good germans. Is that name you have next to it the 'made-up so we dont get sued name' they used for the counterstrike retail?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I wonder if LaserTobias will get to 1337 whore based soley on arbitrary thread ideas, flames, and whining.....
Discuss.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by Mtx
Ew!

He has a mutated dick that sits directly over his left nut. That's gross!

umm... thats the right nut...

[Dharkbayne]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
I wonder if LaserTobias will get to 1337 whore based soley on arbitrary thread ideas, flames, and whining.....
Discuss.


I concur...

[Doobz]

you're only a l33t Whore if you didn't spam to get there

like me :)