Tiger Woods.

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I got big balls
Big 'ol Balls
Big as Grapefruits
Big as Pumpkins
Yes Sir, Yes Sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well it ain't bragging if it's true
Yes Sir, Yes Sir
It ain't bragging if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Casus Clay
Back before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
And I got a friend who's goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
Thats all he wanted, that was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was 34
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
His life is shit from here on in
All our friends just shake their heads
And say: Too Soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And it ain't bragging if it's true
Yes Sir, Yes Sir
It ain't bragging if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Casus Clay
Back before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If Ceritian girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means their ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which who's doing what
I guess that you ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of Big Balls
Balls as Big as Grapefruits
Balls as Big as Pumpkins
Balls as Big as Mine
And even though my Balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even Bigger
Big as the Wheels on Tractors
Big as the Golden Arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the State of Kansas
Big as Mars or Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods....