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Unregistered
2002-12-20, 04:00 PM
I never cease to be amazed by the things I read in the news....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/West/12/19/monkey.pants.reut/index.html

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Customs officials opened his suitcase and a bird of paradise flew out but that was nothing compared to what they found in his pants -- a pair of pygmy monkeys.

Californian Robert Cusack has been sentenced to 57 days in jail for trying to smuggle the monkeys, a total of four exotic birds and 50 rare orchids into Los Angeles Airport after a trip to Thailand, officials said on Thursday.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph Johns said Cusack had been undergoing a routine inspection when he arrived last June until an official opened his suitcase.

"It became non-routine when they opened his luggage and a bird of paradise took off flying in the terminal," Johns said.

Johns said the agents found three more birds in his bag, tucked into nylon stockings, along with 50 orchids of a threatened species.

Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."

BLuE_ZeRO
2002-12-20, 04:07 PM
MONKEYS! :rawr:

Hamma
2002-12-20, 04:10 PM
:rofl:

I sent this story to my boss a few hours ago haha

powdahound
2002-12-20, 04:11 PM
Crap I guess I need to come up with a different way to smuggle mine through... :(

Unregistered
2002-12-20, 04:18 PM
I can see it now.....

"You naughty little monkey, get back in my pants before i spank you!!"

Hamma
2002-12-20, 04:36 PM
:rofl:

Zarparchior
2002-12-21, 12:50 AM
I don't know what's more disturbing...

The fact that he had monkeys in his pants or what they did in there during the long journey to customs... :scared: