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Derfud
2003-06-01, 11:29 PM
Subject: 710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A
blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I
have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her
over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on
this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." (Click to see what she
was pointing to) http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

Yuyi
2003-06-01, 11:31 PM
ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF!

powdahound
2003-06-01, 11:44 PM
<font size=7><b>O</b></font>h wow I haven't heard that...

HeadhunteR
2003-06-01, 11:46 PM
OFN

Yuyi
2003-06-01, 11:46 PM
Fine it was still funny

HeadhunteR
2003-06-01, 11:47 PM
I fucked it up :|

powdahound
2003-06-01, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by HeadhunteR
OFN

You ruined it HH. :love:

HeadhunteR
2003-06-01, 11:49 PM
powda fix it, you're making me look like a member here...

Yuyi
2003-06-01, 11:49 PM
member soldier w/e

powdahound
2003-06-01, 11:51 PM
Sorry you'll have to deal with it, SOLDIER! ;)

Yuyi
2003-06-01, 11:52 PM
owned.

THrONeBeaST
2003-06-01, 11:58 PM
:rofl:

Have heard others , but never that one

1024
2003-06-02, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by HeadhunteR
OFN

Jaged
2003-06-02, 12:11 AM
:lol:

Kaikou
2003-06-02, 12:15 AM
the sad thing is...I just stared at the picture for about 10 seconds...then burst out laughing...

Squeeky
2003-06-02, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by powdahound
<font size=7><b>O</b></font>h wow I haven't heard that...
Originally posted by Yuyi
Fine it was still funny
<font size=7<b>N</b></font>ow now! be nice

WildEagle
2003-06-02, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Yuyi
ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF!

�io
2003-06-02, 12:45 AM
Never heard that one before, not bad. :)

Hamma
2003-06-02, 08:04 AM
Originally posted by Derfud
Subject: 710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A
blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I
have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her
over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on
this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." (Click to see what she
was pointing to) http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Khronos
2003-06-02, 02:50 PM
haha nice.
:lol: