Signs you have been playing too much Planetside�

[David]

1. You have bloodshot eyes.

2. Trying to hack a vending machine with a laser pointer.

3. You get into a situation with your insurance company after you
realize that, unlike your Deliverer, your car does not traverse
water very effectively.

4. Attempting to repair your car with a caulking gun.

5. After clocking out for the day at work, you cry when you notice
you can�t recall to sanctuary. You must drive home instead.
(Credit to Franchize)

6. When you hear airplanes flying overhead you immediately
shout, �Incoming Enemy Air Vehicles!�

7. You have stopped eating.

8. Instead of going to the doctor when you�re sick, you go to a
computer and press �G� hoping the medical terminal will cure
your ails.

9. Referring to your friends by their Planeside handles in real life.
Having your significant other threaten to leave you if you do
not stop talking about Planetside.

10. Having your significant other threaten to leave you if you do
not stop talking about Planetside.

Feel free to add on to this...I will be adding your posts to my growing document of PS addictions. (Which will then be posted on my outfit website.)

[Bad Mojo]

11) Coming up with a list of signs you've been playing too much Planetside.

[Yuyi]

lol good time to tell this story.
last night i was dreaming about IV vs CDL and at the end hamma was aiming a minichaingun and i woke up screamin nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. lol i felt like a fuckin moron.

[Incompetent]

12. you try to go into third person

13. you wonder why there isn't a pillar of light coming down from the sky on the spot you just marked on your map

[mikkyT]

Your significant other leaves you because you have been playing too much planetside, and you havent even noticed.

[sniper4evr26]

14. you have a dream that some1's trying to kill you, and you wake up and wonder why your suppresor isnt there beside you.

[Jarlo]

15) Your wife has to elbow you in your sleep because you are talking like you are playing planetside.

[Krogen]

I did trying to figure out whats going on in this game. (Haven't played training, didn't read the manual)

[Slab]

When I'm walking around in real life, I keep thinking that I just saw a stealther run by. Happens more and more since it's almost summer and it's hazy.

[MilitantB0B]

16.) Every time you used to say "ok" you find yourself struggling not to say roger.
17.) Whenever you would normally laugh, you think "lol" in your mind first.
18.) You ask your engineer freinds if they could set up mines and turrets around your house.
19.) You TK someone when they cut you in line
20.) You threaten to quit if they don't stop nerfing your paycheck
21.) You paint your car in empire colors and call it the harraser
22.) You refer to your house as the sanctuary
23.) You are still saving up for that new Skyguard
24.) When one of your freinds spaces out for a minute, you say, "It must be lag"
25.) You say "Hail"

[NeoTassadar]

You call your friend a griefing fucktard when he trips you.

[malikai3k]

You don't realise your plane has arrived because you didn't hear the HART siren

[MilitantB0B]

- When you see the destination of the plane out your window, you jump out the emergency door screaming, "Go! Go! Go! DROP!"

- On the way done you curse that stupid stewardess for not telling all those first time flyers still in the plane how to hot drop.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Slab
When I'm walking around in real life, I keep thinking that I just saw a stealther run by. Happens more and more since it's almost summer and it's hazy.

This has happened to me as well. Once i got up to take a piss during a hack and went in the bathroom and could swear i saw a stealther move, then become still so it wouldnt be seen. Then i looked for an F2 button.....

[ZionsFire]

:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NightWalker XI]

You do crazy stuff and tell your family " Its ok guys, they have my genetic code, I'll be at the sanctuary or a nearby AMS before you know it"

[AJAlkaline]

You wonder why everyone is sad at a funeral, because the person can simply respawn at the nearest base or AMS.

You try to loot the corpse in the funeral for cool enemy weapons.

You hear a door open and try to switch to darklight.

You steal a plane and claim you have proper certification.

You try to build a turret in a public place.

You expect the gun store owner to supply your guns for free.

The concept of money does not make sense to you.

You claim your failures in life are due to a bad internet connection.

[Chanfan]

You hold a yardsale and all the items - old broken toaster, mothballed shirt, your car - are all priced $12.99.