Your one sentence to God.

[Deliverance]

What would you say to God if you only had one sentence to say it?

[MilitantB0B]

Thank you.

[UNEEDASSHOE]

please sir could i have some more

[Powerflux]

I DEMAND my Star Wars Galaxies beta, NOW!

[Robot]

Originally posted by Powerflux
I DEMAND my Star Wars Galaxies beta, NOW!

Boy, these SW:G beta cd's sure make nice coasters

[NeoTassadar]

Help.

[Strygun]

I Love You

[Powerflux]

Originally posted by Robot
Boy, these SW:G beta cd's sure make nice coasters

Lies.

[Hamma]

he would strike me down.

[OneManArmy]

are there video games in the after life or do we like have to worship you all day?

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by OneManArmy
are there video games in the after life or do we like have to worship you all day?

:rofl:

[Destroyeron]

we're still allowed to have sex though... right?

[Dharkbayne]

I would say


Ummm... sup

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Destroyeron
we're still allowed to have sex though... right? :rofl:

[NightWalker XI]

Give me money, lots of money!

or

make me the msot attractive man on earth


BW AHA HA HA :D

[Jaged]

I would beg him for Admin powers.

[Searo]

Do you have some sort of twisted sense of humor?

[powdahound]

I'd ask him to stop bad grammar on the internet ('your' vs 'you're' and puctuation mainly) along with spelling things all "leet and teh stuff liek taht". :lol:

[firecrackerNC]

Prolly be like"SHIT!" then id run,I'm a bad person he'd strike me down where i stand.

[Jaged]

Originally posted by Searo
Do you have some sort of twisted sense of humor?
:nod:

[Searo]

Jaged, we all know you do, I meant as a question to God. :p

[Jaged]

That is why I replied.

[Sputty]

Can I poke you with a stick?

[Sando138]

i'd probably ask:

"Can you add more chlorine to the gene pool?"


Edit:

or

"Tell me where i can find women who dig computer nerds."

[EarlyDawn]

"So, uh, Armageddon, when's that happening...?

[justmust]

If your so allmighty, can u bake a cake so big even you cant eat it all?

[1024]

My one sentence to God?

This is kind of a meanthing to ask, considering that not everyone belevies in "God" :rolleyes:

just notcing this, not a flame.

[Squeeky]

"BUTTSECHS??!?!?"

[Dharkbayne]

New word of the day! Buttsechs!

[Denali]

Mine would be:

I'm sorry.

[KoldFusion]

I know i'm late on this thread but the demands of the military are many :)

I would ask....

"so when exactly did you start keeping tabs on me?"

[Bighoss]

hey you asshole when is it my turn to be god:(

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by 1024
My one sentence to God?

This is kind of a meanthing to ask, considering that not everyone belevies in "God" :rolleyes:

just notcing this, not a flame.
Ugh, Political Correctness.

[NeoTassadar]

*scribbles out sentence*
Could you get rid of political correctness and censorship, please?

[Derfud]

My one scentce to god: So... Can you make my wang really big if you wanted to? uhh I mean hypothetically...

[r3d]

"AND YOU TKED ME, WHY?!"

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
*scribbles out sentence*
Could you get rid of political correctness and censorship, please?
:lol:

[Ginzue]

Well, Im not religious but what the hay...

'So... is it really 42?'

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by Ginzue
Well, Im not religious but what the hay...

'So... is it really 42?'
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hitchiker's Guide is awesome.

[OneManArmy]

look man, you seem to be a dude that knows everything, so where the hell did I put my car keys?

[Hayate]

"Gota' five spot I can borrow?"


-Hayate

[MrVicchio]

Thank You.

[ZionsFire]

Ummm....yeah.....so...LETS PLAY CHECKERS!:p

[Revenant]

How come you can create life, but not make my shoes smell good....?

[Sp3ctre]

Either

- So.... you are real?!
- Whats the meaning of life?
- Do we live in the matrix? :D

[Warborn]

Screw talking, I'd kick Him in the groin and steal his wallet.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Warborn
Screw talking, I'd kick Him in the groin and steal his wallet.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I wouldn't get a chance to talk to him. He'd bitch slap me, and they can't send me to Hell, they're afraid I'll take over.

[Zanzibar]

Bugger that he'd be talking to me because im the real powerr behind all this creation crap and he knows it.

[Ripzaw]

Hello!

[Ripzaw]

Originally posted by Warborn
Screw talking, I'd kick Him in the groin and steal his wallet.
LMFAOROFLOL

[Tatter]

Oh no! I have a picture in my mind of NightWalker XI walking around with a herd of goats following him.

Why?

Because he didn't say who he was supposed to be attractive to...

For me,

I had a fun ride.

[side salad]

Originally posted by Warborn
Screw talking, I'd kick Him in the groin and steal his wallet.

wow, way to rip off "punch him in the face and steal his jacket"

idiot

[ZionsFire]

:blowup: <-side salad :P~ :P~ :P~

[Sentrosi]

I'd ask HER out on a date.

I'd be the hit of every campus and bar discussion.


"So, how is she?"

"Who, God?"

"Yeah, what is she like?"

"Well, she doesn't swallow."




Yeah, I'm going to hell.

[Warborn]

Originally posted by side salad
wow, way to rip off "punch him in the face and steal his jacket"

idiot

Yeah, because nobody has ever thought of anything that would involve hitting someone and taking something from them. Every line that involves phsyical contact and subsequent theft was clearly taken from whomever said that line above.

But hey, if it gives you a reason to get pissy, more power to you. Let me have it, big guy. But, do tell me where the quote I supposedly ripped off is from in the process.

[Moolex]

you fucked my mom?

[Hamma]

:huh: