Red vs. Blue

[NeoTassadar]

Check this out: http://www.redvsblue.com/bloodgulch.shtml
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[starrider]

uh huh interesting but how is it funny?

[NeoTassadar]

Have you downloaded the episodes? Of course not, you asked. Maybe you got episode 0. That's more of opening credits than anything. The trailer's mildly amusing. Download the episodes.

If anyone wants to know beforehand, it's Halo in Blood Gulch, with a shitload of jokes in there.

[r3d]

Sarge talking about the warthog: But I just like to call it the warhog !
Simmons: Why warthog sir?
Sarge: Cause M12LRV is to large a thing in combat son.
Grif: No, But why warthog, I mean it doesent really look like a pig
Sarge: Say that again
Grif: I think it looks more like a puma
Sarge: What in sam hell is a puma
Simmon: Uhh like the shoe company?
Grif: No, like a puma, its like a big cat, like a lion
Sarge: Youre makin that up
Grif: Im tellin' you, its a real animal!
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poision grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes sir !
Sarge: Look, you see these to toe hoofs, they look like tusks, now what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: Uhh, A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin animals up !

[NeoTassadar]

:rofl: One of my favorite moments. That and:
Church: Tucker, lets go.
Tucker: There's no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know. Why would they give us a tank no one can drive?
Church: We already tested it, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it.
Church: Yeah, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so this is what it's all about then, you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yea, I am. I'm afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, *points Assault Rifle* I almost hate to do this to you.
Tucker: You wouldn't...
Church: I look at it this way: either a) we go through, and get the flag back, or b) we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know: rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: CRAP...alright. 1...2...*warp*
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Newbie: Huh, he didn't come out the other side.
Church: Yeah, uh, I've decided I won't use the teleporter.

[starrider]

ahh now i see

[OneManArmy]

pure fucking genius!!! :rofl:!!!! god bless penny-arcade for finding this..

[1024]

Saw this a long time ago. I was thinking about posting it, but i didnt want the downloads to take forever.

[Dharkbayne]

God that is teh funnay, I lub RedVsBlue, hehe,

Sarge: How about the unicorn? Sasquatch?

[NeoTassadar]

Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help, man...
Sarge:...Phoenix.
Grif: Christ.
Sarge: Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican lizard that eats the goats?
Simmons: That would be the Chupacabra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif, Chupathingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

[Jaged]

OMFG! I havent laughed that hard in a long time! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hamma]

I will have to watch when I get home.

[Ouroboros]

Hamma, you noob. You haven't seen the redvsblue videos yet?
Where were you when I was telling you on teamspeak to go download them(weeks ago)? :confused:

[Dharkbayne]

(Don't say mansechs)(Don't say mansechs)(Don't say mansechs) AHHHH!!!!!! I KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING! MANSECHS!

[Hamma]

I ususally have you on ignore ouro.

[Seer]

Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful--this is the most important job in the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag!
Rookie: What's...so important about the flag?
Church: Aw....come on, don't they teach you guys anything in training?
Rookie: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important.
Church: Because it's the flag, man... you know. It's...the flag. It's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well...it's complicated. It's blue...we're blue--
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us.

[Ouroboros]

But, but... all those nights on the beach, did they mean nothing to you?!

[Hamma]

That was some kinky action :brow:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Hamma
That was some kinky action :brow:

:lol: did you even watch the video?

BTW: That was some funny shit