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Old 2004-02-01, 10:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Yes, I know it is probably 0FN to most of you, but the rest of you are missing out. You can buy fucking samurai swords here for 50 bucks. I think I am going to have to order one.

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Old 2004-02-01, 10:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Omg Thank You So Much Jaged For Showing Me This Site!!!

it appears psu dont like caps lock jocks
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Old 2004-02-01, 10:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Caps Lock is cruise control for cool
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Old 2004-02-01, 10:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Holy shit.

Again, my weapons combust and expel lead, but still, that is awesome. Too bad they don't have any really huge swords like claymores or bastard swords.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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don't buy those swords.

please see stabby HSN video for reasoning.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Whats this stabby HSN video? Link please.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by Jaged
Whats this stabby HSN video? Link please.
http://www.rathergood.com/stabbypool/

maybe, probably not, i dunno
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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negative on the mr. stabby flash, actually... i couldnt find it on the web, so i just stuck it on one of my servers temporarily. get it while it's live.

http://therionarms.com/pictures/stai...el_warning.mpg
5.46MB mpeg

edit: not my server no mo'.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:38 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Lol, I had that very sword he broke. I found it on ebay for 20 bucks new. It was a piece of crap just like that video showed. But the ones on this site are higher quality. There is a store in my mall that carries the same swords on fastknife for 6 times the price and they look like they are high quality in the displays.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:41 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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only if you really know what to look for in a blade and tang. i personally put very, very little faith in modern american/western swordcraft. i suppose it doesn't matter, though, if you just intend to bolt it to your wall.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:42 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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It may have been a piece of shit, but it still poked him... did he die?
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:44 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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That was one video that actually made me laugh the first time I saw it. Was that really aired?
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:46 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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haha, i doubt he died: the mass of half that blade is probably less than 200g and the direction of force applied was mostly angular (not directly at the poor guy, but more towards the floor), so i'd say he'd end up with an aggrivated but light stab wound, 1.5cm at its deepest including his polo shirt, and probably 3-4cm long: not enough to damage organs.
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Old 2004-02-02, 12:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Meh, at least he has a good story to tell.

Kid: Grandpa, how did you get that wound on your middle torso area?
Grandpa: I was fucking around with a shitty ass sword, hitting it on a table, when it broke and stabbed me in anger.
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