"We can't have kids!"

[Dharkbayne]

This could only happen in Germany or Florida:

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

[MadCat360]

OH.MY.GOD. Thats sorta pathetic.

[SDM]

Me and my woman had a similar dilema, after 8 years of trying, I found out I was sticking my pen0r in teh wrong hole

[MadCat360]

So thats where your sig comes from?

[SDM]

Originally Posted by MadCat360

So thats where your sig comes from?

You must be new. Welcome to PSU.











buttsechs?

[MadCat360]

uh yeah, thats right, I'm new...

/sarcasm 0

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by SDM

Me and my woman had a similar dilema, after 8 years of trying, I found out I was sticking my pen0r in teh wrong hole

DHITB!

[Cyanide]

Wow. That's even worse than the girl my communications proffesor told me about.

This girl was all depressed because she had gotten pregnant. She said that she was on birth control but that the pill kept falling out.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

Wow. That's even worse than the girl my communications proffesor told me about.

This girl was all depressed because she had gotten pregnant. She said that she was on birth control but that the pill kept falling out.

Was she blonde?

[MadCat360]

OH.MY.GOD. People these days...

[OfaLoaf]

Those crazy Germans.... seriously, if you'r raised in an extremely religious environment like them, I'm not surprised.

[ControlledBurn]

Extremely religious or not, if you can't figure out how your species procreates, maybe you shouldn't be thinking about children. It's called natural selection for a reason.

[Jennyboo]

man thats crazy ... how could you be married that long and never have sex ...or any sexual contact

[Ait'al]

I think the question we should ask is how did they get married without haveing had sex. Its truly amazing.

[Corrosion]