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2003-07-13, 12:29 AM
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Contributor Teh Masturbator
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So, heres the story of how i met Nikki
Nikki is a 14 year old soon to be sophomore at the highschool across town. My ex girlfriends best friend. So i talk to her on AIM for lik 7 months and she invites me to go to the movies. So we go, and this girl is incredible looking. Pics below...   She is obviously the one holding the flowers, the other people are her family. This girl is amazing. I had no idea what she looked like and i could care less. So i walk up, we start talking, and after the movie "Pirates of the caribean" we were gonna sneak into "The Italian Job" but me and her decided to stay outside of the theatre and talk. We spent 2 hours talking, and i totally dig this chick. So she invites me to her BBQ at the beach today, over the weekend we spent lots of time talking on the phone. At the beach we walk to the harbor and sit on the jetty. Being the pimp i am, i sneak in a kiss. But my hormones took over and we were making out before i could say "Score". We walk back both grinning, i ask her out, and i got a girlfriend. I am psyched, this girl is amazing. She loves computers, she does dance, softball, volleyball, and soccer. Sweetest person you will ever meet. Down to earth, and she could give a shit about a guys looks. She is really popular because she is the nicest chick ever. SQUEEKY HAS A GIRLFRIEND Woooooooot  Sorry, had to tell someone about my goodluck and who other than my buddies at PSU! |
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2003-07-13, 12:32 AM
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a chick that digs computers? can you find me one of those, please? and not one that just talks on aim and can interpret a mirc script please...lol
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2003-07-13, 12:41 AM
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Squeeky:
A Winnar Is You. Good luck! *Fires off massive artillery strike in salute, which ends up landing somewhere in south Miami, killing 23 and injuring 71.*
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2003-07-13, 12:47 AM
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Oh and for christs sakes! SQUEEKY! If she asks ''Do you think I look fat?'' Or any kind of variations of this questions!!! DO NOT HESITATE FOR THE AWNSER! (and dont say yes)
A couple of weeks ago I did (hesistated and then said no..) :  O: 3 kicks in the nads in a row. Lemme tell you that's learning the hard way... but she made it all better after the date  You don't want that now do you! some hot girl in your pants with your.... wait what was I trying to tell you at first... note: I never saw her after that date so...... sucks eh
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2003-07-13, 01:00 AM
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Contributor General
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maxin teh uber macho machismo man <3 for ya dewd!Congratulations! I'll e-mail Ema and tell her the sad news.....
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2003-07-13, 01:01 AM
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an theres more latin here in cal i think......which i aprove of  .o yea, g/l squeeky. /edit/ o wait, u say u finally got a g/f..........so does taht mean u had a b/f before her?  
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2003-07-13, 01:21 AM
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I see the future. Coming soon to a drama near you. **Squeeky** "The pussy whipped days" Soon he will tell us of his enjoyment of kissing her ass and how he likes being a bitch. After a few more emotional moments it'll end. Ofcourse he will be on the losing in of the stick... which she shoves up a cows ass. Shall we take bets on when this relationship falls? He falls in love... She blows him off after a month. This is life.
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