Elftor

[Nohimn]

Have any of you seen this?! http://www.elftor.com

*edit*this stuff is funny, but VERY offensive, so you've been warned.

[Nohimn]

Cheestor: Elftor, why do you think there have been so many child abductions lately?

Elftor: Hmm... I guess I was just bored, mostly.

[Hamma]

[Flashingfish]

I've read every one. It rocks =D

Try http://www.reallifecomics.com too

[Nohimn]

AFTER MANY WEEKS AT SEA:

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Elftor: where is that beautiful music coming from?

Cheestor: Be careful, Elftor. In Homer's Odyssy, there are evil sea creatures who lure lonely sailors to their island with beautiful singing, and then they messily devour them!

Elftor: Well whoever Homer is, we aren't in his stupid honda minivan right now, so I don't care! We will find where the singing is coming from.

Women (sea creatures): Come ashore, lonely sailors! We promise not to messily devour you!

Elftor: Did you hear that, Cheestor? They promised!

Cheestor: No Elftor, it's a trap!

LATER

Elftor: I can't beleive you sat on this stupid log in the ocean while I made love to these hot sea-babes. You should be more trusting in the future.

Cheestor: I'll never read another book again...

Elftor: Now you're thinking!