I am not funny.

[martyr]

but i draw stuff.


(more here.)

however, i have discovered via much lurking here that some of you are funny.

so here's what i'm thinking.

if somebody gives me something adequately funny but not a pain to draw, i'll draw it. AND i'll put your character of choice in it.

even if i don't like you.

i suppose that if i DO like you, i can even draw in your real-life face, if you want.

so .... go!


-Martyr

[Rayder]

Why Chocolate Milk is a better empire than the VS.

[martyr]

hm - the standing theory is that chocolate milk is made of dead babies. i'll see if i can work with that.

meanwhile, happy thanksgiving, for you americans:



-martyr

[Squeeky]

Holy Shit Marty! That is some Grade A artwork. Great stuff man, Hamma should definetly look into hiring you as an artist to do weekly comics. That would rock

Keep it up man, wanna do something with my face? It's been plastered all over the forum but here it is anyways. BTW, Welcome to the forum . That is seriously good stuff



Seriously though Hamma. This guys got mad talent

[martyr]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

Keep it up man, wanna do something with my face? It's been plastered all over the forum but here it is anyways. BTW, Welcome to the forum

haha, thanks - btw, what empire do you prefer?


zeuscali - sorry about the compression on these, i'm a po' college student and i like to use other people's unlimited photo storage.

[Squeeky]

[RagingSpeedhorn]

Nice 'toons.

[ZeusCali]

I recommend making a comic strip with maybe 2-5 day intervals between strips and post them up on a site to show your talent and gain followers. Squeeky would be the first to join the "Followers of the martyr"

P.S. nice picks dude at first it seemd bad quality with the bike but if one looks closely they can see the talent
keep it up man

[Squeeky]

I prefer TR. BTW, If you need a host, i will gladly host any images you need free of charge on my webspace. As long as the images arent GINORMOUS! I can even setup an FTP acct for you.

[martyr]

just so you know, you're a dirty commie. (I play VS on Emerald:)



my largest image so far is about 150kb; the latest (bike helmet and thxg) have been 44 and 100, respectively

[Squeeky]

just so you know i'm a promiscuous homosexual.

[martyr]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

just so you know i'm a promiscuous homosexual. :)

haha, you win, but i don't know what the homosexual agile armor looks like, so i'll stick with drawing you in red for now

[Squeeky]

Pink? Pretty plz? Get creative man, you seem to be the type.

[martyr]

haha, i hear they've done that in RvB, but i'll give it a shot when i get back to the computer after thxg.

also... need funny! post more funny!

[Black]

DOWN WITH BARNEYS !


nice toons though.