History of French wars

[Peacemaker]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

For anyone who cant see this

Sumarry:
Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, tie, Lost, Lost, Lost, won by america, won by america Lost, Lost, Lost

[Squeeky]

The french belong in the kitchen.

[Vick]

What is the point of this thread?

[Mr1337Duck]

Originally Posted by Vick

What is the point of this thread?

It's to mess with the French, smelly people. Smelly because they don't wear deodorant, and they don't shower even once every 3 days, more like once a week.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

It's to mess with the French, smelly people. Smelly because they don't wear deodorant, and they don't shower even once every 3 days, more like once a week.

Ever been to france? I doubt it. I have. Sure there are some like that. But most of them are quite normal. It's like in america, your bound to meet some kid with a mullet that doesnt wash in every area code.

They wear and sell deodorant.

Your little unimformed ass can sit down and shut up now.

As far as the french losing battles, they lost alot it's true. But Napolean kicked alot of asses and the french canadian faught with the americans and helped alot. Let me tell you the british must have been suprised when they shot people and they swore Quebecese style, after wich the british got raped!

[Mr1337Duck]

The Candian colony did little in the revolution, they rejected us. A few might have joined us, but just a few.

And in the revolution, we fought hte Brits down to their very last city, wher the general hoped to keep recieving troops and supplies by sea, the French just blocked the way with cannon fire. Shit, give us a bit of time, we could have taken that last city from them.

[Mr1337Duck]

"Thousands of French women learn what it's like to sleep with a winner. Unfortunately, widespread use of condoms by Americans forestalls any improvement to the French bloodline."

OWNED!

Isn't it funny they claim ties in all the wars they lost?

"After three ties in a row, some claimed this as the height of French military power"

[arctik]

It just shows how "stupid they are" if they've lost that much due to stupidity, which, by the stories i hear is true then they deserve their tittle.

....loosers..

[BUGGER]

durin the rev war, it was kinda a win cause they where kinda fighting along side us against the british....

but otherwise, the french suck ass.

[Corrosion]

And when Napoleon conquered most of Europe? Huh? Did they lose ever battle? I think not.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by Corrosion

And when Napoleon conquered most of Europe? Huh? Did they lose ever battle? I think not.

That whole Waterloo deal was a load of BS, the Prussians were clearly hacking, right?

[Everay]

i wanna point out, Napoleon was one of the best generals ever, at land and sea, and kicked the crap out of every nation, and the only reason russia won, was the same reason as why russia won in WW2, the winter. but in the end, Napoleon lost because he was double teamed, but besides him, France sucks

[EineBeBoP]

Originally Posted by Everay

i wanna point out, Napoleon was one of the best generals ever, at land and sea, and kicked the crap out of every nation, and the only reason russia won, was the same reason as why russia won in WW2, the winter. but in the end, Napoleon lost because he was double teamed, but besides him, France sucks

Neg. Neplolen sucked at sea. the british just let him mess around until he got big enough to become a threat. He could have beaten them too, if the English channel haden't stoped him, but like I said he sucked at sea so he lost every major battle while attacking GB. What do you think they have Trafalger Square in London for? thats when they beat Napoleon in the english channel.

SO the reason he lost wasn't only because of the Russian winter (though it DID play a MAJOR role in his defeat) but because he was such a horrible sea commander.


...omg, im going to Rock that history test I have monday.

Originally Posted by Spider

Ever been to france? I doubt it. I have. Sure there are some like that. But most of them are quite normal. It's like in america, your bound to meet some kid with a mullet that doesnt wash in every area code.

They wear and sell deodorant.

Your little unimformed ass can sit down and shut up now.

Been to france myself, and GOD DAMN DID I HATE IT.
France is the armpit of the world. I'm going on vacation through europe again this summer, and I'd rather live in a cardboard box my entire time in England, than go to france more that 5 hours. (enough time to go to Eiffel Tower again, and make myself go all the way to the top. [I chickened out last time, and only went up to 1st floor. Regreted it when we came down.])

My 1 week in france was pure torture. (except that they have nudity in Ads EVERYWHERE!! Was walking down the street, and a ad has a woman with 1 breast sticking out. they were selling perfume or something. )

The people themselves dont really stink, and they do wash regularly, but Paris had trash everywhere and smelled like garbage most places. There are some nice places in France, but not enough to make me want to go back....ever.

[Rayder]

Bah, that was ripped off of another website. I forget what it was called, but it had all that and French jokes to boot. And corrosion, a battle is not a war.

[Everay]

psst, rayder, it wasnt a battle, it was alot of battles.