How stupid can an enemy army get?

[Peacemaker]

Went sking yesterday and my friend thought it would be hilarious if we some how invented a way to make a gigantic quickly transportable ski lift. Then get a spy to pose as an enemy general. Drop the lift into the enemys camp at night and get the general to tell everyon it will bring them to destroy the infadels. So they all jump on and it carries them to like 100 ft up all the way into one of our base camps. It drops them into a fireing line biulding (like the seats drop out) and they are shot. I know u could just bring them up 100ft and drop them but this way is so much funner!

PS this isnt serious at all youd have to be pretty dumb to do it. (Or u could do it to france in a war and tell them its a runaway lift)

[ChrisMOG]

Yeah you would have to be pretty dumb...

[Ouroboros]

Har har har.... ugh.

[Vick]

joke^

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

Went sking yesterday and my friend thought it would be hilarious if we some how invented a way to make a gigantic quickly transportable ski lift. Then get a spy to pose as an enemy general. Drop the lift into the enemys camp at night and get the general to tell everyon it will bring them to destroy the infadels. So they all jump on and it carries them to like 100 ft up all the way into one of our base camps. It drops them into a fireing line biulding (like the seats drop out) and they are shot. I know u could just bring them up 100ft and drop them but this way is so much funner!

PS this isnt serious at all youd have to be pretty dumb to do it. (Or u could do it to france in a war and tell them its a runaway lift)

So some guy just waltzes in and says he's a general? Well, besides that, rather then risking taking them to our base camp, just have it automatically explode. Or just drop it over a massive body of water, like I do to consistent griefers in my Liberator.

[Mango]

You and your friend must have been smoking a lotta pot to come up with that one

[Irenicuz]

It's an unbeatable tactic... don't tell the terrorists or we're all doomed.

[Squeeky]

I'm confused.

[Dharkbayne]

"2 words folks, NUCLEAR FUCKIN' WEAPONS!!"- Dennis Leary, The asshole song

Why get a giant ski lift when you can nuke them till they glow then piss on their flaming green corpses that eventually turn into zombies and trap a hot chick in an old mansion?

[DoomWarrior]