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Old 2004-01-17, 01:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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If life was an RPG...


I could go outside with a nice coat on, no pants, no gloves, nor udnerwear, and still be marginally warm.

Snipers would have a bitch of a time.

Fistfighting would now need at least a rudimentary knowledge of mathematics.


Feel free to add to the list...
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Old 2004-01-17, 01:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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You could earn a living by beating up unsuspecting animals. Who knew rabbits carried gold?
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Old 2004-01-17, 01:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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iD hAvE OVEr 1 THouSANd HP!!!!1!!11
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Old 2004-01-17, 01:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I could go down to my local supermarket and buy full armor and weapons with gold I had found from a secret cave with a level 23 boss

People will always talk to me and tell me secrets and tips about the land and wont just give me the finger

I wont have to eat or sleep,im always refreshed

Before I am born I get to choose what I look like and what race I am
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Old 2004-01-17, 01:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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It would have quicksave/quickload buttons.
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Old 2004-01-17, 01:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Everyday strangers can only say a few lines of dialog.

You can run from New York to LA, with boredom as the only possible drawback.

You can carry 4 sets of armor, 6 large weapons, over a dozen potions, and still be free of exhaustion.

Almost all "people" have some kind of quest or mission for you. "I lost my purse to a horde of orcs living in a collosal cave to the north. Can you get it for me?"

Every now and then you come by someone who looks exactly like you.

When fighting someone, you take turns, just to be fair.
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Old 2004-01-17, 01:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Potions instantly heal you and stop all bleeding in under a second

No one else ever seem to sleep,they just wander the streets going back and forth doing nothing

Everyone else seems to look exactly alike

If you die you can load a new game and start over
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Old 2004-01-17, 02:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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You could travel hundreds of miles in meere hours, by walking
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In times of darkness, light will shine through
In times of evil, hope will prevail
In times of life, death will come

Those who face their fate will know of its return,
those who face it's destiny are for the evil to turn.

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Old 2004-01-17, 03:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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You can have multiple personas and be non-schizophrenic.

When you die, you can respawn at the cost of 10% gold and 50% XP.

The more experienced you are, the higher health you have, to the point where not even an axe to the head will kill you.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-01-17, 03:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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You won't ever have to take a poo.
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Old 2004-01-17, 03:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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If life were an RPG I'd have

ENORMOUS TITTIES
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Old 2004-01-17, 03:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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We'd be making threads like this but with a different title.
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Old 2004-01-17, 03:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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My screen name would be Sam Jackson, and my name would be Jaged.
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Old 2004-01-17, 04:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Everyone once in a while, you'd run into someone names Leygolas , Legolaz, Logelas, and Lagolas
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Old 2004-01-17, 04:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Breaking and entering isnt a crime, rather, it's a town custom.
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